You get what's on the like list, young or old. Simple as that. It's a service not a date ! You are the deluded one !
There is another relevant factor: the Growing Stupidity Factor. As we get older (I'll be 89 in under 3 weeks) we get more stupid, often less fussy and prone to illogical fancies and decisions. I am not yet a complete moron, but am diligently working my way there.
Three days ago I noticed a voluptuous arse attached to the rest of Charlotte Red in Newport, which has the distinction of being the most crime-riddled drug-taking city in Wales. I have never seen any of the rest of her, and no reason to think it's anything special.
But I have wasted a lot of time trying to arrange to see her and explaining I am not a senile, drooling, farting, pants-wetting old twat. But to no avail. And I am beginning to think I'm a bit mad.