I will keep this one brief(ish)
Drunken nights in Manchester in April, I had been to the casino and had a decent win on the evening and decide I fancy a massage and hopefully a bit more I fire off a message to Indonesian Ann who replies late and says to come now, I walk over and up the stairs, knock on the door and this other lady opens the door and says come through, tells me to get on the table and someone will be in to see me shortly and the massage will be £60. In comes who I believe to be Ann (I was pissed so just assumed it was)
No music, no talking nothing... The massage pretty brutal, trying to crack my back and not having the strength to do so, continued trying for about 3 minutes, which is a long time when someone is jumping up and down on your mid back
The rest of the massage on my back was ok, got out some knots and was ok.
I get asked to turn over and I see this random woman who certainly was not Ann! I am shocked but just assume she is using Ann's number, turns out she basically stole me from Ann by the barrage of texts from Ann afterwards (i wont go into detail as it may cause issues for her)
I play it cool and proceed with the massage (obviously) without making it obvious that I am abit shocked at the situation.
Long story short, I end up paying £150 total £60 massage and £90 for a naked HR.....
I was pissed, had a good win so don't feel too bad about it, but it was a total rip off, service was ok but fuck me I could have shagged anyone in Manchester at those prices.
Needless to say, I wont return to Swan Thai.
