Author Topic: The age issue…  (Read 10790 times)

Offline Consafo

First topic post so be gentle…

I don’t really have a preference for age when it comes to punting but I would say it’s from the low twenties to probably the 40’s not into anything older or anything illegal or creepy.

My issue though is when I do want to punt I’m faced with this bullshit detecting scenario each time with are you the actual age you say you are?

Seems to be almost a plus 5 rule and in some case a plus 10, so many providers who are in 30’s not 20’s and so many who are 40’s not 30’s.

Why do I care? Well it’s still a service I am paying for and like any other service I want it to be accurate, if I fancy a pint with a 24 year old I should end up with a provider coming into the hotel room in her 30’s.

I get why it’s done as most men( I presume) would go for the younger model but my take is if your honest I’m likely to go with you over potential lie.

Thoughts? Am I just being a dickhead about it all?

Con -

Offline Rob23

To be honest, i agree with you. We are paying customers who want a service so it would be nice to have some truth in that service.

Offline advent2016

First topic post so be gentle…

I don’t really have a preference for age when it comes to punting but I would say it’s from the low twenties to probably the 40’s not into anything older or anything illegal or creepy.

My issue though is when I do want to punt I’m faced with this bullshit detecting scenario each time with are you the actual age you say you are?

Seems to be almost a plus 5 rule and in some case a plus 10, so many providers who are in 30’s not 20’s and so many who are 40’s not 30’s.

Why do I care? Well it’s still a service I am paying for and like any other service I want it to be accurate, if I fancy a pint with a 24 year old I should end up with a provider coming into the hotel room in her 30’s.

Unusual use of apostrophes.
I suppose it depends on your age group to a degree. I mostly ignored the age and went for the service. That said, often 30s I mentally add 10. When I was in my 30s and dating I went for similar ages, now in my 50s/60s my GF is 30s/40s, and I punt SPs from 30s to 70s, I tried for a while not punting anything younger than my offspring (30s) but I soon broke that rule with a threesome with two mid 20s.

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Sorry I didn’t know my old English teacher was in the forum…

Offline Thehatedone

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You can do nothing about false advertising
But I make it a habit to always scan reviews before I take a punt
As we all should
I mainly check if anyones mentioned how a ladys visual age compares with her advertised age
Big respect to the guys who drop a line on how old a lady looks
If Im in the mood for a slim 24 year old
I dont want to walk in and find a chunky grandma waiting
No offence to any thick nans lurking this thread



« Last Edit: July 19, 2025, 04:30:51 pm by Thehatedone »
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Offline Stevelondon

Absolutely correct. About the false advertising bit.

We just use a bit of common sense really.
I have no problems about turning up to see someone I’ve not met before….. and walking if it’s someone completely different from expected.
Or staying if the lass is a B&S but so fuckin hot I’d be a fool to turn on my heels.  :D

Similarly I’ve known a girl is older than she said she was. But she looks lovely so no worries.

For me it’s the “Yes I’m a size 8” but the reality is a16.

Or “I’m 25” and age is out by 20 years.

Depends if the lie can be believed…… or not.

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Op - you have been a member here for about 18 months - don't know if you have been reading the forum during this time - if so you will know that "age" quoted varies from "accurate" in a few cases to "add 5 years" in many cases to "add 10 years" in some cases. Dress size is another fact that seems to vary a bit from that stated in the profile!

Its part of "the game" that we need to be mindful of and do whatever we reasonably can to come to nearer the actual age - like read any reviews on here, if any. Otherwise always be prepared to walk if someone is very different from their pics. However, surely age itself, isn't the issue - its whether you like the look of them. If the profile said 24 and you think she is "hot" but maybe a couple of years more than 24 - does it matter?
« Last Edit: July 19, 2025, 04:57:14 pm by southcoastpunter »

Offline RandomGuy99

I don't worry so much about age.  I don't care if they're 5 yrs older. It's all about service and looks. Provided they provide a good service then age doesn't really matter.

Offline puntingking


 As long as they look like the age that I was looking for, I don't care.  :hi:

If I was looking for a 25 yrs old, but in reality she is 35 yrs old. As long as she looks 25, why would I need to care  :unknown:

« Last Edit: July 19, 2025, 05:04:33 pm by puntingking »

Offline Snagbadjer

They literally all lie about their age. Even ones who are 21 will say they are 19. Obviously it's false advertising, but what can you do, never see any of them? I have had a couple of genuine early twenties stunners and plenty of mid-twenties ones, though. Forget most of the names but I reviewed most. There was "Brazilian Clara" and a load of others whose profiles are long gone.

Offline Snagbadjer

As long as they look like the age that I was looking for, I don't care.  :hi:

If I was looking for a 25 yrs old, but in reality she is 35 yrs old. As long as she looks 25, why would I need to care  :unknown:

Because you're paying for a woman in her prime but getting someone knocking on the door of middle age?

Offline Snagbadjer

Unusual use of apostrophes.
I suppose it depends on your age group to a degree. I mostly ignored the age and went for the service. That said, often 30s I mentally add 10. When I was in my 30s and dating I went for similar ages, now in my 50s/60s my GF is 30s/40s, and I punt SPs from 30s to 70s, I tried for a while not punting anything younger than my offspring (30s) but I soon broke that rule with a threesome with two mid 20s.

You pay for sex off 70-year-old women?  :sarcastic:

Offline Handel2020

This only really bothered me on one occasion at HOD. Usually I expect them to lie, but I built up my hopes that one of the HOD ladies would be the age she stated which the same age as a blonde lady I was working with. Her photos looked similar. When I got there she was 15 years older than stated easily. I think I left a negative review for that reason.

Offline puntingking

You pay for sex off 70-year-old women?  :sarcastic:

Each to their own but I don't understand how some men would even be able to get their penis hard for a 70 year old woman.  :unknown:


Offline Gentlelovemaking

As women get older they realise if they weren’t aware already that men in general prefer younger women.i frequent strip clubs as well as punt and can tell you I’ve never met a stripper who’s told me she’s over 40 or who has children.

I’d say as long as a women has recent pics up and you find her attractive don’t worry. I prefer women under 35 but one of my fave SP’s ever SexyCaroline1 was 45 when I was punting her.
« Last Edit: July 20, 2025, 12:00:52 am by Gentlelovemaking »

Offline jimbobted

They literally all lie about their age. Even ones who are 21 will say they are 19. Obviously it's false advertising, but what can you do, never see any of them? I have had a couple of genuine early twenties stunners and plenty of mid-twenties ones, though. Forget most of the names but I reviewed most. There was "Brazilian Clara" and a load of others whose profiles are long gone.
They don't all lie. I've met a 22yo who was indeed 22, and a 26yo who was indeed 26. And there was Katie Red Head who advertised as 23 and was actually 23.
The legendary and now retired EmilyJane also showed her real age.
But it is fair to say that there are many girls advertising as late 20s who are actually 30s.

Offline jakplo22

I agree with jimbobted, not all SPs lie about their age. I would say most of the SPs I've met have been relatively honest about their age, with maybe a two or three year difference in most cases.

But I've also met SPs who were advertised as late 20s and were actually in their 40s - that is just unacceptable as it's a completely different age category. Somebody who is interested in a late 20s SP will not necessarily be interested in an SP in her 40s - I am definitely not.

Offline Snagbadjer

They don't all lie. I've met a 22yo who was indeed 22, and a 26yo who was indeed 26. And there was Katie Red Head who advertised as 23 and was actually 23.
The legendary and now retired EmilyJane also showed her real age.
But it is fair to say that there are many girls advertising as late 20s who are actually 30s.

Well I've seen probably a hundred SPs and can only remember a handful that were likely the exact same age as their profile. You don't know for sure that they're 22 and not 24, and neither do I.

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Well I've seen probably a hundred SPs and can only remember a handful that were likely the exact same age as their profile. You don't know for sure that they're 22 and not 24, and neither do I.

its your assertion that they ALL lie . It just takes one person to give their correct age to make your comment plainly wrong! And actually you even admit to seeing some that appeared to be their stated age!
« Last Edit: July 20, 2025, 09:35:19 am by southcoastpunter »

Offline jimbobted

Well I've seen probably a hundred SPs and can only remember a handful that were likely the exact same age as their profile. You don't know for sure that they're 22 and not 24, and neither do I.
In these cases I absolutely did know.
Oh there was also the 42yo who advertised as 42 and not 32.

Offline advent2016

Each to their own but I don't understand how some men would even be able to get their penis hard for a 70 year old woman.  :unknown:

Madonna is 66. I bet I will still find her very sexy she is 70.  70 is only ten and bit years older than I am now. My GFs are usually 30-50.
A lot of this is bucket list. My buddy 80s, his new wife is 50s and an ex-model she seems to enjoy everything an experienced SP does.

Offline puntingking

Madonna is 66. I bet I will still find her very sexy she is 70.  70 is only ten and bit years older than I am now. My GFs are usually 30-50.
A lot of this is bucket list. My buddy 80s, his new wife is 50s and an ex-model she seems to enjoy everything an experienced SP does.

I just googled madonna to have a look at her appearance now, she is good for her age. But I still would give her a pass I'm afraid.  :hi:

Offline Snagbadjer

its your assertion that they ALL lie . It just takes one person to give their correct age to make your comment plainly wrong! And actually you even admit to seeing some that appeared to be their stated age!

Let's not be pedantic. You and I know that the vast majority lie about their age. I don't see this as a contentious point, mate.

Offline Snagbadjer

I just googled madonna to have a look at her appearance now, she is good for her age. But I still would give her a pass I'm afraid.  :hi:

The granny hands and bulbous veins would put me off.

Offline WelshClipper

Sorry for the thread bump but I found this quite interesting.

The whole age thing to me is a big non starter. The reason is that I have seen some 50+ year olds with absolute banging bodies and some much younger who just look awful.

Care of your body is damn sight more important than the number.

As an afterthought, I would also prefer to use my real age but since I hit 70 I keep my age at 65. I have often been told that I look ten years younger so I reckon I’m good till at least 80  :rolleyes:

Offline rocket88

Now I am in my late sixties I've started knocking five years off my age.I think I can pass for sixty,can't do anything about my ugly mug unfortunately! In the parlours I frequent there is often a chronological age and then a punting age,the difference is about a decade.

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........... if I fancy a pint with a 24 year old ...................


then you should go to a pub  :D :D :D

Offline DastardlyDick

The granny hands and bulbous veins would put me off.
Guy Ritchie's description of her was enough to put me off!

Offline Munter84

The whole age thing to me is a big non starter. The reason is that I have seen some 50+ year olds with absolute banging bodies and some much younger who just look awful.

Agreed, if I had to choose I would take representative photos over accurate stated age. I'm not sure why they can't just be honest, though! They will surely get business anyway  :unknown:

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Agreed, if I had to choose I would take representative photos over accurate stated age. I'm not sure why they can't just be honest, though! They will surely get business anyway  :unknown:

Spot on Sir  :hi:

However a lot of the photos Ive seen were taken in the last century when ive turned up :D :D

I saw a WG (Sexy Sophie reveiwed) and she now just has a pic of her foot in a high heeled shoe... I checked the reveiws here 1st before ringing then booking thought AW ...I knew I was going to se " A big Unit " Massive Tits" and Milf mum that you wouldnt look at on the School run . As some lads on here had gone boldly or boldly gone before me It was a dirty shag with a big titter did what she says on tin,,

Its the glossy photo shot ones with the " High Class" try about them that seem to be the ones that mislead but then the worst are the ones I amcurrently going for the almost AI version of the Chinese girls ...

We live and learn, we Punt to find the truth :hi:


Offline Thephoenix

I'm 84 but when I look in the mirror I think I look about 54

Offline Crossbones

They lie about their age, I can accept that. But some time ago I visited a woman who's picture was much younger than she looked. I decided to walk. She got irrate and said I was wasting her time. She insisted on £20. I showed her the picture and said I should be requesting £20. At this point she opened the door and told me to leave.

Offline Snipper

I recently had what is probably a very rare experience. I booked an agency girl (review to follow) and was startled by how young she looked. I mean mid-teens rather than 24 as stated on her profile, which did not show any face pics. When I mentioned this, she explained that she had ADDED four years to her real age to avoid the attention of undesirable clients.

Online alabama1

I recently had what is probably a very rare experience. I booked an agency girl (review to follow) and was startled by how young she looked. I mean mid-teens rather than 24 as stated on her profile, which did not show any face pics. When I mentioned this, she explained that she had ADDED four years to her real age to avoid the attention of undesirable clients.
How is adding 4 years to her age gonna stop that happening  :unknown:

Offline Markc

As of lot of this hobby is fantasy and if a profile or SP tells you she is certain age that’s fine with me.
I am now nearly 60 but still like seeing blonde escorts in the 20’s. So if they are in their 30’s that fine.
As long as it’s the same girl in their photos and they are recent and not years old, they are FAF and
deliver the services that they advertise l am OK with that.

My first punt was in 1993 was l was 26. Those days agencies advertised in local newspapers and l phoned up
to get an appointment. Not much internet in those days so no chance of seeing photos. I booked a session
with a woman who l was told was 35. I visited her home which was luckily for me was within walking distance of
my house. It was an early afternoon booking and when she opened the door and l could tell she was in her 40’s. She was
dressed in a black bra, knickers, stockings and black patent high heel shoes and looked gorgeous. I wasn’t worried about
her age once l saw her. I told her it was first time with an escort ( but not first time of having sex as l was getting married a couple of weeks later)and she delivered a first class service. Her age  didn’t matter when l was pumping her doggy style and finished her mouth.

Also l visit Manchester regularly and use Secrets Escorts agency. I saw a provider from there in 2016 called Nikki.
Her profile at the time said she was 22. She admitted during the session she was 29, recently got married and had a
1 year old baby. She was doing this work so she didn’t have to go back her supermarket job after maternity leave.
We had a great time and l have seen her about 6 times now. The last time back in May. On her profile it says she is 24 now.
I always have a great time with her so age on profiles mean little to me.

Offline OakTree

It’s not hard to really get a grip of ages. If she states she’s early twenties by and large they are at least still in their twenties, maybe heading for late twenties but still under thirty.

Once they put down twenty nine as their age you know they’re at least mid thirties and it’s probably more likely late thirties.

When you get into the forties especially forty seven and onwards then it could be anything from fifty to sixty plus.

Well that’s how I gauge it anyway.

Offline wilbers

While it should be possible for AW to introduce an age verification system they ain't done it yet. Its not that that it needs to be exact, but if they could have exact age not publicly displayed, then let SP pick to have an offset if they need one for privacy reasons of say up to 4 years it would solve the problem in post #34 of a 38 year old saying shes 24.

Offline Ivor Hunch

I'm 84 but when I look in the mirror I think I look about 54

when i look in the mirror it cracks

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Offline Punterperson1971

I see a regular who states in her profile she’s mid almost mid  50’s but she told me she’s actually almost 60 she does look good for her age and her reviews have mentioned how good she looks too

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Most of my regulars are in their 40s, but advertise as they are in their 30s
You are guessing they are in their forties.

Offline puntingking

Most of my regulars are in their 40s, but advertise as they are in their 30s

Maybe they just look older  :unknown:

Offline Thephoenix

As I get older I'm finding it much harder to tell women's ages.
I've got daughters in their 60s and I still think of them as being young.
Asian women particularly I find it difficult.
I suppose that's a good thing.

Offline Charliehutton

I find adding VAT is a decent rough and ready guide. If a girl advertises as 35, I'd expect early 40's. She can't really advertise honestly, because if she says early 40's, we'll all assume she's in her early 50's. It's all just part of the game, really.

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As I get older I'm finding it much harder to tell women's ages.
I've got daughters in their 60s and I still think of them as being young.
Asian women particularly I find it difficult.
I suppose that's a good thing.

I had a bit of a fling with a Chinese one a while ago, she was 49 but looked not a day over 25!.

They do in the main age very well!.

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How is adding 4 years to her age gonna stop that happening  :unknown:


Prossie logic!  :rolleyes:

Offline Massage Bloke

This only really bothered me on one occasion at HOD. Usually I expect them to lie, but I built up my hopes that one of the HOD ladies would be the age she stated which the same age as a blonde lady I was working with. Her photos looked similar. When I got there she was 15 years older than stated easily. I think I left a negative review for that reason.


A few weeks ago, maybe a bit longer, an SP from HOD who claims to be 24, went up to MK and got put on the rota, where her age was stated as 29.  After a few days it was adjusted down to 24.  I'm guessing 29 is/was her correct age.  Why do they do it?

While lurking on SAAFE, I saw a thread where age was being debated, but it was clear that not one of the SPs thought they were doing anything dishonest, they can see nothing wrong in telling lies about their age.  As far as they are concerned it  simply doesn't come into the equation that they are being untruthful.   :unknown:

Offline WelshClipper

I find adding VAT is a decent rough and ready guide. If a girl advertises as 35, I'd expect early 40's. She can't really advertise honestly, because if she says early 40's, we'll all assume she's in her early 50's. It's all just part of the game, really.

There is a lovely escort in South Wales who is actually 59 but advertises as 49.

It’s a ten year gap but the reason she gives is because punters often search by age limit and they would miss out on seeing a still attractive SP who by and large has a better body than most 49 year olds. She acknowledges it’s a lie but it hasn’t done her any harm.

Age is just a number, care of the body is paramount.

Also I knock five years off my own age so I am reluctant to complain for fear of being called a hypocrite

Offline MLawro93

I always assume the age isn't accurate on AW. I'm not particularly fussed though, I generally prefer an older woman. They tend to have more experience, which usually results in a great time together!  :)