Anastacia, Masha's Massage - Cricklewood

[Heph]

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This'll be briefer than usual due to the appointment having been some time ago, and memories of the particulars having gone the way of all things

Location: Cricklewood
Masha seems to have recently decided to ditch her non-core outposts - Queen's Park, West Hampstead and Cricklewood, to focus on Edgware and Mill Hill, so dwelling on the location is moot, other than to say that per most of her gaffs, the property itself was well-chosen, clean and in good order.

The gal
Regular customers will be familiar with the daily WhatsApp/Telegram galleries of the day's lovelies. Alicia has been on Masha's roster for some years and the two or so images of her which regularly feature did much to whet my appetite for this visit: we saw a provocatively posed bottle-blonde, lithe of figure, in red underwear- what little clues we could see of the blurred face nonetheless suggested an attractive woman

As so often, the pictures are taken to show off to best possible effect. In person, Alicia is blonde, fair-skinned, in good nick, though unsurprisingly, not as toned as at the time of the portrait. Facially, she reminded me of - if you know your former domestic political players, Rebecca Long-Bailey. This may well give the Corbynistas amongst you a boner - for everyone else, its effect is to unintentionally damn Alicia with very faint praise indeed - but whilst the facial resemblance is there (for me), it is suggestive rather than definitive. Alicia is an attractive little mid-plus, who scrubs up very nicely, moreover, she was cheerful, personable and entertaining throughout. Boob-appreciators will be pleased to know that she is packing.

Events
At the time, she'd recently had some surgery on her tummy - the effect of which, along with an injured hand, she advised would be to curtail the firmness that she would normally like to apply in massage. I appreciated the heads-up - and, in practice on the appointed massage table, this meant a lighter-than-I'd-have-liked touch; certainly much more delicate than the beastings that Masha herself is capable of administering. Regardless, it was all satisfactory. I can't now recall the sequence of events or passage of time well enough to give you as reliable an account as I'd like, but I do recollect that much earlier than I'd expect from an introductory appointment, at around 25 minutes into the hour, either she or I suggested that we escalate matters.

Now here I realise that it is, after all, worth returning to the matter of location. The advantage of the three recently retired outposts over Masha's Edgware HQ (other than their more convenient proximity to me), is that they all had a bed /sofa-bed in addition to the massage table, whereas, to the best of my knowledge, the bedroom in the upper of the two Edgware flats is strictly off-limits, even to familiar and well-liked clients. Perhaps there are those of you who have enjoyed exceptions to this, but I have not. This means that even when extra friskiness has been dialled-up, any cavorting that may ensue at that venue has to take place on the confines of the table, or perhaps, at a push on the floor or against the walls- and I find this limiting and therefore less-than ideal. However, in Cricklewood, when Alicia and I decided we wanted to get to know each other a little better, she led me towards the bed, lay down, and I was able to enjoy the sight of her laid out before me, smiling and welcoming.

She may have had blue underwear on, which concealed the wound from her (I thought) alarmingly recent surgery- though, in the course of proceedings, she later rather proudly showed off her battle scar. It'd been some time, perhaps as long as fortnight or more since I'd enjoyed the closest of female company, and reader, I urgently needed to lap at a cunt belonging to an attractive woman - and Alicia was happy to hand over the reins and oblige me. Disappointingly, I can't now bring to mind any of the details of her innermost- whether it was, say, a tidy, brightest pink affair, or, as is my preference, an altogether more beguiling palette of made-at-home Rosbif: I can however recall that it was a long pleasure and <spoiler alert> the upshot of this review is that I'll be most happy to re-familiarise myself with it.

I'm fairly sure that it was Alicia who, at some point in my meditation, asked if I would like a rubber. After asking, by way of return, if she was happy to service me with some unsheathed glides and grinds, and she was, I declined the very welcome FS offering, and, mindful of her stitches, contented myself with some teasing shaft rubs betwixt minora - bliss for me. I'm fairly certain that towards the conclusion, I had the pleasure of her anterior lips too.

Summary
I enjoyed my time with Alicia - she was easy company, warm and fluent in conversation, and warmer yet on the bed and on my mouth and me in hers. 90 minutes was enough to enjoy Alicia at leisure, but I'd have been happy with longer too. I paid the standard Masha's fare which is (the admittedly slightly grating 1hr + proportionately higher 30 minute rate) £200 (£120hr + £80), and (I assume) whatever was additionally required for the OWO, which varies in price where offered.

Conclusion
I'll most certainly be returning to Alicia. Can commend.

[Handel2020]

Glad you had a good time. West Hampstead also had a bed which was much nicer than the table. It's a shame the location is gone. I have stopped contacting them as the other locations are too far from me. Not to go on a rant but the last couple of locations, and ladies I wanted to see have closed. There was previously a review of another provider with a location near to St. John's Wood which also closed before I could visit. This means local places with younger western women who have been reviewed are more difficult to come by. My punting / massage journey becomes more difficult without local places to visit.

[Heph]

Damn, my edit didn't make the time-submission limit!

Yes- I'm disadvantaged and annoyed by these closures too; and I expect my visits will greatly reduce as a result: I dislike Edgware as a destination, and the loss of the beds & couches for advanced canoodling most definitely is a bummer. Mill Hill I'm unfamiliar with: is there's a bed there?

From what I gather, the premium that Masha was paying for the other venues made them commercially unviable for her, and as some of the girls are far less circumspect than others about things like tidying; managing 2 venues to a high standard will be far easier than 5.

[Handel2020]

I've never been to Mill Hill but it is close to Edgware. I might look at the Thameslink as a line of interest. Perhaps there are other SPs out that way. I'm unlikely to make that journey for any tantric massage. Yes, can't blame her for downsizing.

[Heph]

Possible error of misidentification on my part, or it may simply be explained by a name-change on the part of the Masha stable.

I noticed from Humblelurkers' review of 'Anastacia' - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=430401.msg4277192#msg4277192

...that he mentions the same scar that I attribute to 'Alicia', and that the dame I saw was sporting on my earlier visit. He also mentions the wearing of specs, which also ticks. In the comments, I said that I've seen Anastacia, and intend to review - and I certainly do now recall the name.

Without access to the galleries in the currently offline ourtherapist.co.uk site, it's hard to corroborate whom is who. Can any Masha regulars help out and confirm if Alicia and Anastacia are a rebadged one-and-the-same masseuse, or whether I mistakenly conflated the two? If it turns out I'm in error, then of course, the name of the review subject should be changed.

[Heph]

Request to Mods/helpers to please change the title of this review from Alicia to Anastacia - it might also be helpful if a <search and replace word> Alicia for Anastacia in the body copy of the review could be done too, to avoid any further confusion over the conflict

My bad, I mixed up the names of the gals on the roster.