Author Topic: Overnight Etiquette/Typical Schedule  (Read 7193 times)

Offline BillT

The only overnight I ever booked went like this. LOOONG time ago now. This is from memory, but its all true! Girl was at Maxes

I'd met the girl twice before and felt we had a good chemistry, we were similar-ish ages and seemed to click on the previous 2 bookings. She had volunteered her real name during the 2nd one (as much as you can when payment is included!)  So booked an incall overnight from 10pm to 8am iirc via her agency

I'd said upon booking, that I wanted to take her to a fancy nightclub for the evening. It was walking distance from the hotel. Cant remember the name but it was a basement job very near High Street Ken. Amika maybe. I knew a promoter at the time, so getting in would have been no problem. Think its gone now

Rocked up to her hotel and she hadnt got the message. So hadnt brought any going out clothes.

We went down to the hotel bar. Had a couple drinks and she was in a bad mood generally. She went out for a fag. I went with her. (I dont smoke) She got the hump I came with her! (With hindsight she probably wanted to call someone about something non booking related)

She went back up to the room to get something, I went back to the bar. 20mins later she returns. And has a go at me for moving in the bar from 1 seat to another. Utterly bizarre

Went back to the room. She got her laptop out and started watching Family guy videos. I shit you not! For some reason I volunteered to get a couple drinks and went back to the hotel bar. Returned, she then wanted another fag. But made it celar she didnt want me to come with her (in that faux nice way)

I shut her laptop. She returned, got the hump Id turned her lapop off, and asked if I wanted any Cocaine! I said "No" she said "Do you mind if I do" Ideally no, but whats the point at this stage in fighting her. So off she wnet to the bathroom

We had sex. 1 pop. Quite a good fuck. Exactly as she'd been on our previous bookings. She put the TV on. But down low volume. It stayed on all night! Hard to sleep with the flashing idiot box in the corner!

Then comical "feeling sleepy" stuff  yawning etc and went to sleep. I'm laying there like a div thinking "what the actual fuck!" I got some sleep. She didnt even look at me once. Literally faced away the whole night. I woke up before her. Expecting at least a Round2. But with an hour to go left, I had a shower. Thinking it might wake her up and get me a second fuck. But no.

She woked up about half hour to go, told me she'd had a wonderful time and we should do it again. I kissed her and walked out to the station. Fucking furious inside!

Sometime later she was on the Maxes forum and she was very complimentary about our overnight. It was obvious she was scrabbling to control the narrative. I never saw her again. And whilst I know you cant judge all escorts on 1 escort. I will NEVER book another overnight.
« Last Edit: October 22, 2025, 10:05:08 pm by BillT »

Offline finn5555

The only overnight I ever booked went like this. LOOONG time ago now. This is from memory, but its all true! Girl was at Maxes

I'd met the girl twice before and felt we had a good chemistry, we were similar-ish ages and seemed to click on the previous 2 bookings. She had volunteered her real name during the 2nd one (as much as you can when payment is included!)  So booked an incall overnight from 10pm to 8am iirc via her agency

I'd said upon booking, that I wanted to take her to a fancy nightclub for the evening. It was walking distance from the hotel. Cant remember the name but it was a basement job very near High Street Ken. Amika maybe. I knew a promoter at the time, so getting in would have been no problem. Think its gone now

Rocked up to her hotel and she hadnt got the message. So hadnt brought any going out clothes.

We went down to the hotel bar. Had a couple drinks and she was in a bad mood generally. She went out for a fag. I went with her. (I dont smoke) She got the hump I came with her! (With hindsight she probably wanted to call someone about something non booking related)

She went back up to the room to get something, I went back to the bar. 20mins later she returns. And has a go at me for moving in the bar from 1 seat to another. Utterly bizarre

Went back to the room. She got her laptop out and started watching Family guy videos. I shit you not! For some reason I volunteered to get a couple drinks and went back to the hotel bar. Returned, she then wanted another fag. But made it celar she didnt want me to come with her (in that faux nice way)

I shut her laptop. She returned, got the hump Id turned her lapop off, and asked if I wanted any Cocaine! I said "No" she said "Do you mind if I do" Ideally no, but whats the point at this stage in fighting her. So off she wnet to the bathroom

We had sex. 1 pop. Quite a good fuck. Exactly as she'd been on our previous bookings. She put the TV on. But down low volume. It stayed on all night! Hard to sleep with the flashing idiot box in the corner!

Then comical "feeling sleepy" stuff  yawning etc and went to sleep. I'm laying there like a div thinking "what the actual fuck!" I got some sleep. She didnt even look at me once. Literally faced away the whole night. I woke up before her. Expecting at least a Round2. But with an hour to go left, I had a shower. Thinking it might wake her up and get me a second fuck. But no.

She woked up about half hour to go, told me she'd had a wonderful time and we should do it again. I kissed her and walked out to the station. Fucking furious inside!

Sometime later she was on the Maxes forum and she was very complimentary about our overnight. It was obvious she was scrabbling to control the narrative. I never saw her again. And whilst I know you cant judge all escorts on 1 escort. I will NEVER book another overnight.



I look forward to reading your negative review  :hi:

Offline BillT



I look forward to reading your negative review  :hi:

Was in 2009. So probably a little late for that now!  :D I've just checked and no reviews on her at UKP

It taught me a valuable, if expensive, lesson. So theres that.

Offline jimbobted

and what happens if she snores or talks in her sleep?

Do you have to go sleep in the bathroom?
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