Duration: 30 mins | : £80 (cash)
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Pros:
Fast communication: She replied quickly to texts and was clear with directions — no back and forth, which is always appreciated.
Easy location: The flat was simple to find, no confusion, and plenty of nearby parking, which made arrival stress-free.
Nice tan: Visibly had a good complexion — bronzed, healthy-looking skin. That part was appealing.
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Cons:
Appearance not as expected: A bit chubbier in person than the impression given — not a huge issue, but still a letdown.
No kissing or oral foreplay: Absolutely none — no kissing, no licking, and no intimacy. She turned away and avoided any connection, even during moments of closeness.
Poor oral technique: When she did perform oral, it was extremely toothy — uncomfortably so. Genuinely felt like there were scratches afterwards. Not enjoyable at all.
Felt cold and withdrawn: Mood was flat, like she didn’t want to be there. Only cracked a faint smile right near the end — too little, too late.
Only two positions: Limited and uninspired. She didn’t seem interested in making the experience memorable or pleasurable.
Confidence lacking: Seemed tense and unsure throughout, which added to the awkwardness.
Misleading expectations: Her messages suggested something more involved and passionate — what I got was the bare minimum.
Poor value for money: £80 cash for a mechanical, disconnected experience. Frankly, it didn’t feel worth it at all.
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Conclusion:
Would I see her again? I definitely wouldn't.
Disappointing from start to finish, and not something I’d recommend to anyone.
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