Three night trip to Frankfurt. Stayed in Darmstadt, a 20 min taxi ride south of the airport.
Day 1: an evening in Sharks FKK. As many have reported, this is a big, bold club in the north side of Darmstadt. Might be the hottest girls and the biggest club in Germany (Artemis in Berlin is the other contender). There were perhaps 75 girls when I rolled in at 10PM. Walked into a loud disco with naked girls in crazy tall fuck-me shoes and guys in robes. Had a snack first – nice spread. Went off with a tall blond from Moldova. Had a great fuck, but no idea of the time (no phones allowed, and I haven’t had a watch in ages). Since I wanted OWO, DFK and RO/69 it was layers of extras so cost €250 (for about half an hour). Had a break then repeated with a sexy girl from Turkey. With her, we messed about on the couch for a half hour or so, thus she charged me extra (said the punt was an hour all-in). The third girl I was firm it was €150 or no deal. While the sex was fantastic and the girls hot, I was grumpy with all the upselling and the time shortening.
Day 2 was Frankfurt. What a dump. The Städel museum was good, to be fair, and the river nice looking. But the druggie zombies near the Hbf were out in full force. And the dozen or so walk-up RLD houses were depressing. Not for me anyway. After the museum and a nice lunch, decided on a quiet afternoon in Mainhatten FKK. This was a tube then a tram from the station – pretty easy if you do what Google maps tells you. Nice looking small club. Only 5 girls there, but they had a nice BBQ, pool with sun loungers and very chill. Had totally hot sex with a hot as fire Romanian girl. Still, upsold me to €250. I am useless. Later, after some food and a great chat with some Canadian punters (3 friends on a punting trip together – OK for some), I was coaxed into the porn cinema for a look. This turned into a €200 sex session. The cinema has no chairs – just 9 or so huge mattresses. Might be public sex there at times, but on this day we had it to ourselves.
For the evening rather than go back to Sharks or even try a third FKK, I decided on an outcall to my hotel. Fee will be clear, time will be clear, right? I choose
External Link/Members Only since they mentioned Darmstadt on their website. I tried to book on the chatbot. Terrible: took ages (1 to 2 min gap for each question). Where, when, who, hotel, this, that. I needed a pic of my key card and my door. Girl I wanted not available. Finally agreed on an Asian girl (looked Thai). Still needed to connect on Whatsapp after all that as they wanted liveloc. Girl turns up 45 min late, Spanish, 5 out of 10. Sigh … might as well fuck her … the evening is ruined anyway. OW, no kissing … so not-turned-on I could barely get it up. Sent her away after 45 min.
Day 3. Dumped my plan to visit Oase FKK, and just toured Darmstadt like a normal tourist. Beautiful city, great history: really enjoyed my day. Later, I decided to give Sharks another chance. Got in about 4PM. Only about 60 girls there. But it was chill – lounged outside, chatted to some, watched 60 pussies and 120 tits wander about – very pleasant. After a drink together, had a great session with a Lady Gaga look-alike. We were in a little cabin beside the pool – very nice. After, chilled for ages watching the scenery go by and had a beer or two. Eventually, took a girl to a curtained-off bed near the pool (cabins too hot by now). Crazy sex – no one could see us, but they sure could hear her. Fantastic!
Overall, a good break, but I spent way more than I planned. The FKK girls are top London agency quality, but quite pricey in the end. I ended up fucking 7 FKK girls and one agency girl. Ate some good food, saw some good art and found a very light wallet. Unlikely to repeat. If you go to an FKK, I suggest you be an arsehole-bastard about not putting up with up-selling. Not my first rodeo, but they still took mistook me for a cash-machine. Live and learn.
