External Link/Members OnlyI saw the gumtree ad and raised an eyebrow at the bit where it says they change masseuses every two weeks. Hmmm. Sent a text and the reply was ambiguous, saying I could discuss treatments with the masseuse in person. So went ahead and booked.
It’s easy to find (the address is in the Gumtree ad) but parking could be a pain. It’s right next to what I have always assumed to be a fully legitimate Thai massage shop.
I was met by an Asian woman, I would guess in her 50s, a bit chubby and a bit plain looking. She took me through to the massage room. £60 for an hour. Straight away she asked if I wanted anything else. B2b was agreed on for another £60.
She was naked from the start - her body actually looked better than I had expected. She gave a reasonably strong massage for the first half then eased off becoming softer and doing a bit of teasing.
On turn over she climbed on to the table and did some body slides, letting me suck her nipples and didn’t object to her pussy being rubbed while she finished me off with a reasonable handjob.
There was no rush but I was out after about 50 mins.
It struck me as being a very similar operation to Long Life in Dalry. The same mirror glass on the door, the same whiteboard telling you when they are next free, and the same kind of masseuses! There is probably no guarantee over who will be there or what the quality may be like but maybe it’s an ok plan b when needs must!