External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members Only I know…. I know….
Been wanting to meet this one for ages, and I’m glad I finally did, sadly not the best meet.
I knew she’s not my usual type obviously, so I took 1 and a half blue helpers, that normally sends me as hard as a scaffolding pole.
The short version, much as she’s a lovely lady and looks exactly as her profile photos, we just didn’t click.
It felt like a business transaction, and of course it was, but nothing more.
I like to start with a kiss and a cuddle, but was instructed to get on the bed, she says I’ll suck your cock.
To be fair it was the tip in her mouth and just two hands wanking me, it was very light and bid nothing for me unfortunately.
Her thumb nails were hurting my cock

I found her body quite interesting, yet the total lack of connection just wouldn’t let me get hard.
She was quite enthusiastic to help and catered for most of my requests including doing herself with a vibrator as I wanked, I did get a semi but was told no Pusey, I’m too big , it is mentioned on her profile so I accept that, but it was soft enough to do no damage I commented. It wasn’t hard enough for anal.
RO stunk of piss, I’m sorry to say, I could smell it on my face and hands when I left, it wasn’t mild either, she did leave the bedroom for a piss when I arrived, I’m guessing she didn’t freshen up after.
We gave up and she said “I hope it’s not me”, I probably should have been honest and mentioned the above but I didn’t want to offend, which is a shame I was really looking forward to a rattle in her bum. Good bum btw.
If it had flowed naturally I think it would have been a different outcome but heyho. Almost a school teacher telling me what to do session

Shame, I had high hopes.
Nice lady, sadly it just wasn’t to be today.
I’ve marked neutral as I think a negative would be unfair, it obviously wasn’t a positive result.
I went straight to Mai Thai for 30 mins, my cock seemed to work ok there
