External Link/Members OnlyApologies for the delayed review. Been super busy and this happened a couple weeks ago in Cheltenham. Was one of my most disappointing bookings, due to the absolute bizarre change in mood half way through. Been having a bit of a thing for Thai’s recently and a few good reviews on here so thought I was in safe ground. Jesus, this was a game of two halves.
From memory, the fee was agreed at £180 and this was inclusive of OWO and French kissing, which was extra. For an hour. Location was one I’ve not been to before, but a stones throw from a notorious escort place with 5 floors.
The girl. I thought she was hot as hell. A really pretty, young, petite Thai girl. Very slim with small but perky breasts that really suit her figure. She was wearing a matching thong set. Did she look a little moody? Maybe but I was happy with what I saw. A very pretty face though.
First things first, I fancied her joining me in the shower as mentioned on other reviews. Thought it would be erotic. However, so you are aware, I think she does this to cram in clients and take the opportunity to use this time to clean herself from the last client. When arranging, she told me she had an hours booking and I was booked in 15 mins after that. She also let me up 5 mins early. First alarm bell, she had her back to me and mentioned a shower. I didn’t quite hear her and asked if she would join me - she snapped a little that she had just offered that. Anyway, she joins me - we both use mouthwash at her bidding - and we shower. Kind of erotic, I mean she’s a fit naked Thai. A rigorous inspection of my cock which I felt was a little heavy handed. She had more focus on cleaning herself, including her pussy. It was more her cleaning herself up from the last booking, I have no doubt, and she spent more time on herself than me. Personally, I can see past this. As others often say, this hobby isn’t for the faint hearted and being a dirty old fucker, I get turned on knowing that someone has just been where I’m going. Others may not like this though.
Into the action. She almost demanded she gives a massage. I declined as was there for sex. She didn’t seem impressed by my declinature. Onto the action. Started bloody superbly. Really good DFK with lots of tongue. She was very sexy in the way she moved, and everything she did, she looked amazing. Really loved her body. Then onto OWO and she was really good at this and was a wonderful blowjob, with her going full deep throat on numerous occasions. Returned the favour and went down on her - a lovely pussy and she seemed to enjoy it. Sex was coming. She climbed on top, more DFK, and she did grind her pussy a bit on my cock. This took me by surprise a little but I didn’t get the impression this was any route to bareback and was never close to being inside her bare. Was just surprised as I’d never suggest or do this as is usually a no no. I confess, was quite sexy though.
Condom on and we fuck. A lovely tight Thai pussy. She is getting well into it - loads of DFK throughout, kissing up and down my neck, licking my nipples. Very hot. She starts on top. A few positives where she leans back so I have a great view of my rock hard cock inside her. I like this. Change to missionary - and no shit, at one point I’m thinking it might be the best booking ever or certainly in the top 5.
So … what went wrong? I’d say we are 30 mins in. I forgot to mention, you have to pay extra for a second pop. I can usually last through the hour or generally see girls who don’t have a limit. On top, she is claiming she is reaching an orgasm — and loudly so - it’s quite the performance as it’s quite believable - and the whole thing is so hot I can feel myself getting close. I tell her this and that I don’t want to cum yet - and she seems to allow this and slows down - but she soon speeds up, or rather speeds me up by passionate kissing, noise and groans, and begging me to fuck her harder. She is getting very, very close, so she claims, but I really need to slow it down or I’m out, so I do. She therefore doesn’t reach orgasm and suddenly looks furious. I mistake this for some banter. I’m still inside her. I kiss her but she’s not happy and turns her face away. She then said the mood is gone and it’s my fault. Again, I sense a joke but it’s quickly clear it’s not. I’m still on top of her and inside her and this escalated into a row. With her broken but decent English, she explains that she was cumming and it was rude of me to not ensure she got there. I explained I didn’t want to cum as she has a one cum limit and she’s not having it. She says it doesn’t matter when I cum and if I had, I could have had a massage. Apparently this is about both our pleasure. I politely explain that with respect, this is a transaction and although it might sound curt, surely it’s about my pleasure and I simply wasn’t ready to cum yet and we still had half an hour left. To this, she says ‘wow - you are one of those men’ and removes me from her pussy and moves away. This argument continues, with me making the same point as I am genuinely perplexed, as I really couldn’t see what I had done wrong. She then says ‘how dare you think you can just have sex for the whole hour’. She says this is ridiculous and disrespectful to her. To this, that was very much not what we were doing. Ten minutes in the shower. Foreplay. We had not been having sex for anything more than 10 mins. Honestly, I was so shocked. I didn’t really know what we were arguing about. I do like to think I was calm - but she seemed furious and it felt like it was only going to get worse.
But did start to feel pissed off. Erection gone. Seemed the booking was over as I didn’t make her cum! And didn’t finish when she wanted me to finish. At this point, I did say I would have to leave her bad feedback (was thinking here as we didn’t do an AW booking). This changes her demeanour somewhat and she says she will finish me off. She obviously didn’t want her little tantrum documented. So I lie back down. Half of me wants to leave, half of me wants to cum. Back to OWO - takes a while to get a reaction. When it’s hard enough, I say I want to finish in sex and she snaps on a condom and climbs on top. Oddly, she also French kisses me, I suspect to keep me hard, but it’s bloody odd, a tongue down my throat and her face like thunder. I close my eyes and think about better bookings, and cum inside her. We finish in silence, I get changed, and I leave in silence. So fucking bizarre.
So, that’s my take of this booking. I’ve taken some time to think about this. I genuinely don’t think I did anything wrong. If this was a civvie encounter, I could relate to a woman not being happy that I focused on my pleasure and not hers. But this wasn’t a civvie encounter. It was an escort booking. Overall, I thought she was gorgeous. When she was providing the service, she was fantastic. But it is clear that she wants to provide a limited service time wise, wants to waste time with a massage and shared shower (which she uses as her time to clean in between clients), and uses her one cum limit to try and get you finished as soon as possible so the sex part of the booking is over. So, you may have a good time, as others have - but you may also have the same experience I had. And she definitely just wants you to cum and be done and is angry if you resist.
