Date / Time: Within the last 2 months
Price: £30 + £25
The Location
The AcuBeute shop is positioned on a fairly prominent crossroads near GoOutdoors on the road between Stockport and Cheadle, so is not one for those who may be bothered by the general public seeing you entering a Massage Parlour.
The SP
Colar is well reviewed on here, so not going to provide an in-depth description, but she's a milfy petite Oriental woman with what looked to be a reasonable figure on her. For reasons which will become clear, I didn't get to see exactly how reasonable.
The Visit
Having read up on Colar's reviews and previously driving past AcuBeute and scoping it out for an off-the-cuff visit, I had occasion to be in the area again and decided to take the plunge. I parked up in the free GoOutdoors carpark, googled the number and rang through to ask if anyone was free for a massage there and then. Fortunately Colar was, so trotted round to the shop 2 mins walk up the road.
Upon arrival I was kept waiting on the street for a minute or so after ringing the doorbell (which, on such a busy road, does put you on edge I have to say), but eventually Colar opened the door and ushered me straight into the room. There was quite clearly no-one else working there on the day of my visit and I believe she's still working on her own.
Money for 30 mins handed duly over and Colar goes off to put it somewhere while I get undressed, lie down and await the knock. Eventually it comes and what then happens is a pretty straightforward reasonably decent massage, but with no hint of anything else happening. About 10 mins in, she asks if I've been before, to which I reply no, but think that I've seen her when she worked somewhere else in Stockport a while back (all true).
After about another 10 mins or so, there's an "accidental" lingering CC and a touch of the ballsack. A sigh of appreciation from me elicits a question if I'd like anything else, to which I perkily ask what's on offer, knowing full well that a fairly raunchy B2B with RO should be on the cards...
"Handjob, £30" is the response.
"Body to body ?" I ask.
"No, only handjob. £30"
"Are you sure there's no body to body ?" I reply, feeling rather deflated.
"No, only handjob. I don't do anything else"
Hmm, ok HJ it is then. I counter with £25 just for the sake of it really, which is accepted and then proceedings commence almost immediately - a nicely administered and slow oily HJ, during which I had a decent feel of her arse and slipped a finger inside her knicks, but any attempt to get anywhere interesting was met with a subtle move away.
Eventually the inevitable happened, I was cleaned up with tissues and wetwipes and shortly after, on my way back to the carpark.
As I walked, I reflected as I often do on the meet that had just occurred and weighed up the pros & cons.
For:
Availability
Milfy SP
Decent HJ
Reasonable VFM
Against:
Did not "connect" at all with the SP, felt like she was just going through the motions
Was not offered the services I was hoping for
On balance, I felt pretty let down. Perhaps as a result of all the positive reviews on here, I was expecting a knockout experience, and actually all I felt was a bit "meh". Perhaps it was because I said it was my first time there, or perhaps she just wasn't in the mood, but it was a 5/10 visit for me.
I may give it another go to see if the service improves, as I can't believe all the guys reviewing so positively had the same experience as me.
