Luscious Eva
External Link/Members Only30 min incall £80 Surbiton last month. She's since moved locations out of London but told me she'd be back after a few months.
COMMs:
Responsive via text. Flat was discreet, clean, and appeared to be shared with another WG. No issues booking on short notice. Over the phone, she was abrupt and unfriendly but this didn’t carry into the session (atleast initially)
LOOKS:
Polish blonde claims to be 39, likely early 40s. Pornstar type look: platinum blonde, enhanced lips, oozes sex appeal. Natural feeling breasts and bum, both firm yet soft to touch. Not a PAWG but plenty there to grab. Looks like her photos. Visually stimulating if you’re into the foxy Euro pornstar MILF look.
SERVICE:
Cunnilingus
Covered sex (multiple positions)
Hand relief
OWO offered at no extra cost (declined)
EXPERIENCE:
Session began well. Some light chat, then straight into foreplay. I guided her down to her bed and started kissing and teasing her body before I proceeded to lick her out.
She was responsive to the teasing and the oral, but her reactions eventually became exaggerated at one point swaying so erratically it felt unnatural and left me genuinely questioning whether she was having a fit.
Eventually (faked an?) O, claimed to be too sensitive and stopped me when I attempted to continue.
She moved on to me, offered OWO, but I opted for condom + manual stim. Rode me in a few positions, then finished me off with a solid handjob while I fondled her and we kissed. After she helped me clean up, she disengaged completely started texting on her phone, clearly expecting me to leave.
I still about ~10 minutes or so left. I reminded her of the remaining time and asked to suck her tits. She said some rubbish, went to the bathroom (seemingly to stall) then returned and eventually allowed it, though the mood was gone. I left with 5 minutes remaining.
PROs:
Visually attractive
Natural feeling curves
CONs:
Rushed vibe overall
She started off freindly but passive aggressive behaviour toward the end ruined it for me
Weak GFE
OVERALL IMPRESSION:
- She started off freindly and made small talk throughout, though at times it felt uncalled for.
- I would’ve appreciated more GFE and attentiveness. Instead, it felt like she was just trying to get me done and out the door.
- What really put me off was the expectation that I’d leave straight after finishing. I booked 30 minutes, not 20. Disappointing considering her experience.
- I’d read a few glowing reviews before seeing her, which set my expectations too high. She didn’t live up to them in my case. I was reminded that previous good reviews by someone else does not mean you yourself will get the same service. Take other people's reviews as an indication of what to potentially expect but not a guarantee in order to avoid disappointment.
On paper it was a neutral experience for me as she mostly went along with what I wanted so I've rated it as such but for me, the negatives outweighed the positives for me and I left feeling deflated.
With all that said I will punt her again purely because looking at her triggered something primal in my amygdala but next time, I’ll lower expectations, skip the niceties, and go straight for a PSE style session.
Rating: 5/10
Attractive woman, but the experience didn’t match the promise. Visually worth it, hollow in every other aspect.