As I get older I find myself looking for new WGs that I hope can become regulars. My search led me to Jade. And I have to say she
nearly was good enough, but as you’ll discover when you read my review she just fell short.
External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyLooks 6.5/10 - what first drew my attention to Jade was the faceless photo of her sitting down in black basque and stockings which is still one of the main photos on her page. I wasn’t attracted to the photos showing her face as they don’t portray her particularly well, but the body shots were good enough for me to contact Jade. In real life facially she isn’t too bad, prettier than the photos IMO. Maybe a little resemblance to Amy Winehouse before she hit the hard drugs. Jade is just over 5’, with a trim body but curves in the right places without being fat. She has a decent boob job which suits her just fine.
Service 8.5/10 - after using her bathroom she leads me to her bedroom and starts talking about herself. She doesn’t stop and probably overshares particularly for a first meet, and she doesn’t stop to breathe. Eventually she breaks off to ask what I want, so I tell her I am after a slutty GFE. A bit of kissing starts which becomes deeper and our hands are wandering each other’s body. She pushes me onto her bed and starts sucking cock which she does extremely well. I tell her to stop before I cum quickly, so without any encouragement she heads south and starts rimming me, deeply. God she’s bloody good at this, I am struggling to think of an escort who has licked my arse as well as Jade did and she’s down there for a while. I tell her to come back up so we continue to snog, then I tell her she needs to put a condom on me so I can fuck her. Jade is tight and we try a couple of positions before I tell her I want to finish in her mouth. Durex off, she devours my cock before I release my cum into her mouth which she swallows without a second thought before continuing to talk about some drama in her life.
So you’re probably thinking that sounds all great, why is the OP not going to see her again? It becomes apparent Jade has some issues. It’s a morning meet but she’s swigging vodka like its lemonade, she’s occasionally slurring her words, and when she finds something funny Jade start laughing and swaying where she was so close to head butting me. Her behaviour during the meet put me off, which is a shame as she’s decent looking and clearly great in bed. But I left feeling a bit sad that she is using alcohol to keep herself going in the morning.
Parking 4/5 - Jade works in a residential area. I found parking in a nearby road about 3 minutes walk from her place. Aside from there being a lot of cars in the area, there were no parking restrictions around where she is.
Premises 2/5 - she works from what appears to be her home. Unfortunately it’s a bit of a tip. The bedroom is a good size but there’s just a lot of junk in there, and as there wasn’t anywhere for me to put my clothes I placed them on the floor by the double bed. And the bedroom door is literally off its hinges. She has a cute dog which she kept in her kitchen. Bathroom is ok.
Value for money 8/10 - I made an appointment for £100 for 30 minutes. I was actually there for an hour as Jade jabbered on. My one round probably lasted 20 minutes, but a lot was packed into that time and there were no extras to pay. So in that respect she’s good VFM.
Total 29/40 - for me, meeting Jade once is enough and I won’t see her again as her behaviour put me off. However for others they may be able to look past that, and if you do and can click with her then there’s no doubt she’s a cracking shag.
Topic: 1969Jade, Orpington - TOFTT. (Read 4192 times)