Agnes

[yellowman]

I have been a regular of Agnes of removed
Crescent, a tall athletic brunette who specialised in Tantric and sensual massage.  She moved around Camden and King’s Cross area but sadly have not resumed her service after the pandemic.  .
Have any of her ex-clients managed to find someone of similar levels of massage and tantric skills?  And if so who would you recommend?
Thanks. 

[Stevelondon]

I am a second dan at this game.
So I’m going to go Beryl

I take it we are playing old English rules. 👍🏻

[scutty brown]

I've never managed to understand the rules, can you explain them?

[Iloveoral]

I have been a regular of Agnes of removed
Crescent, a tall athletic brunette who specialised in Tantric and sensual massage.  She moved around Camden and King’s Cross area but sadly have not resumed her service after the pandemic.  .
Have any of her ex-clients managed to find someone of similar levels of massage and tantric skills?  And if so who would you recommend?
Thanks.

Just a couple of rules you might want to re-read matey

You shouldn’t be posting street names of SP

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And why haven’t you reviewed anyone in 3.5 years

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[yellowman]

The post was referring to a tube station name, not a street name. 

[GCAS9]

The post was referring to a tube station name, not a street name.

that wasn't clear from your post considering there are several tube stations named after the streets they're on or near: Finchley Road, Warren Street, Tottenham Court Road, Goodge Street, Edgware Road, Oxford Circus, Queensway, Liverpool Street etc.

Furthermore, the street named after the station you mentioned is quite short, and the only station with that description in its tube station name.

Probably better to state she's near such and such tube station.

[Fuzzyduck]

I have been a regular of Agnes of removed
Crescent, a tall athletic brunette who specialised in Tantric and sensual massage.  She moved around Camden and King’s Cross area but sadly have not resumed her service after the pandemic.  .
Have any of her ex-clients managed to find someone of similar levels of massage and tantric skills?  And if so who would you recommend?
Thanks.

Considering you seem to hold this information in such high regard, a bit of quid pro quo won't hurt your cause.

[yellowman]

Understood the nuances regarding the London’s street/station names.

Since Agnes retirement I have tried a string of active London AW providers trying to find a substitute. All of these have been extensively reviewed by punters: Bea Hot Massage, TantricMassages, Heidi Love, Tantra Goddess, Giselle Massage, Ashley naked Massage, Cindy Sweet Massage, Yoga Massage Tease, Kate of Deptford, Lilly of Lambeth. Some are mediocre and others are solid however none of them could remotely match Agnes's skills.  Probably only a regular of Agnes is capable of appreciating the difference in skill level.

The search is on, if a gem is found I’ll sure share the details.

[Waterhouse]

So you’ve visited at least 10 SPs or establishments since lockdown, but not reviewed one of the SP’s that you mentioned. And yet you’re expecting help from other forum members?   

[daviemac]

Understood the nuances regarding the London’s street/station names.

Since Agnes retirement I have tried a string of active London AW providers trying to find a substitute. All of these have been extensively reviewed by punters: Bea Hot Massage, TantricMassages, Heidi Love, Tantra Goddess, Giselle Massage, Ashley naked Massage, Cindy Sweet Massage, Yoga Massage Tease, Kate of Deptford, Lilly of Lambeth. Some are mediocre and others are solid however none of them could remotely match Agnes's skills.  Probably only a regular of Agnes is capable of appreciating the difference in skill level.

The search is on, if a gem is found I’ll sure share the details.

Can you explain why you haven't bothered to review any of the ones you say you've seen over the last 3+ years please?

[Stevelondon]

I've never managed to understand the rules, can you explain them?

My apologies scutty.
I took myself off to the British Library.  As you are probably aware, this place holds the world’s largest collection on books pertaining to the game of Mornington Crescent.
Everything from MC for idiots to J D Hartleys Riverbank edition.

If I could suggest a quick browse through the chronicles of Cryer. The ISIHAC publication of 78.

[scutty brown]

My apologies scutty.
I took myself off to the British Library.  As you are probably aware, this place holds the world’s largest collection on books pertaining to the game of Mornington Crescent.
Everything from MC for idiots to J D Hartleys Riverbank edition.

If I could suggest a quick browse through the chronicles of Cryer. The ISIHAC publication of 78.

Thank  you, I'll have to find a copy of MC for idiots.

[Chewie1]

Could this be her profile?

External Link/Members Only

[bigden40]

Could this be her profile?

External Link/Members Only

No.

Agnes has been gone since Covid. She worked as an indie after leaving Kharma massage (Barbara’s crew in Lancaster Gate, sadly also gone) and did so until 2020.  She had a good 10 year run in the FBSM game but I presume she’s gone back to Romania permanently. 

Her website was External Link/Members Only but is no longer up, you can check it out on waybackmachine if so inclined.

[yellowman]

Can you explain why you haven't bothered to review any of the ones you say you've seen over the last 3+ years please?

All of these providers have been reviewed extensively on the site there was no added value in writing a repeating report

[yellowman]

No.

Agnes has been gone since Covid. She worked as an indie after leaving Kharma massage (Barbara’s crew in Lancaster Gate, sadly also gone) and did so until 2020.  She had a good 10 year run in the FBSM game but I presume she’s gone back to Romania permanently. 

Her website was External Link/Members Only but is no longer up, you can check it out on waybackmachine if so inclined.

Thanks for an update. A great loss to FBSM scene. 

Anyone of Agnes ex-clients wish to recommend a similar skillful FBSM artist?

This is my 2p of contribution:

One provider that has a similar level of tactical skill to Agnes exists, alas she is not based in the UK. Punters that holiday in Benidorm might want to check Carmen of L’Abrir.   A tall Spanish stunning-looking woman with an athletic figure.  However Carmen is significantly older than Agnes, probably in her 50s.  Still, she is able to trigger a high level of tension and arosal, her tactile skills are great and she also has a very warm personality.  Her rates are also very reasonable starting from 45 euro/hour.  Her Instagram: Social media link removed as per rules.

[Stevelondon]

I still don’t fancy Benidorm 🤷🏼

[Fuzzyduck]

All of these providers have been reviewed extensively on the site there was no added value in writing a repeating report

[daviemac]

All of these providers have been reviewed extensively on the site there was no added value in writing a repeating report

No point in you being here if you aren't going to post reviews.

One question for you, how do service providers manage to get a review count in double figures if there's no point in members reviewing ones that have already been reviewed? 

FYI each review is an individual account of the poster's experience of that SP and if we all had your attitude this site wouldn't exist.

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Any reason you shouldn't just be banned immediately instead of given a chance, you've used the site on a regular basis but made no effort to make useful contributions.

[Heph]

Thanks for an update. A great loss to FBSM scene. 

Anyone of Agnes ex-clients wish to recommend a similar skillful FBSM artist?

Have you tried Samantha?

[Chewie1]

Did enjoy reading through your reviews, Heph. You have a distinctive style! However, I didn’t see a Samantha. Could you share another clue about Samantha?

[scutty brown]

Did enjoy reading through your reviews, Heph. You have a distinctive style! However, I didn’t see a Samantha. Could you share another clue about Samantha?

Samantha is the timekeeper and scorer. Sometimes she's replaced by her mate Sven the TS

[Stevelondon]

Samantha is the timekeeper and scorer. Sometimes she's replaced by her mate Sven the TS

Oh Samantha. The wet dreams I’ve had about her.

Samantha tells me she has to nip out now as she's been invited to an exclusive club to meet a group of aristocrats. She's very excited to see where all the big knobs hang out. She says at such a posh function she and the other girls will probably end up trying to speak with plums in their mouths.

[LLPunting]

Oh Samantha. The wet dreams I’ve had about her.

Samantha tells me she has to nip out now as she's been invited to an exclusive club to meet a group of aristocrats. She's very excited to see where all the big knobs hang out. She says at such a posh function she and the other girls will probably end up trying to speak with each other's plums in their mouths.

gotta hate autocorrect making words disappear 

[Miller2014]

Thanks for an update. A great loss to FBSM scene. 

Anyone of Agnes ex-clients wish to recommend a similar skillful FBSM artist?

This is my 2p of contribution:

One provider that has a similar level of tactical skill to Agnes exists, alas she is not based in the UK. Punters that holiday in Benidorm might want to check Carmen of L’Abrir.   A tall Spanish stunning-looking woman with an athletic figure.  However Carmen is significantly older than Agnes, probably in her 50s.  Still, she is able to trigger a high level of tension and arosal, her tactile skills are great and she also has a very warm personality.  Her rates are also very reasonable starting from 45 euro/hour.  Her Instagram: Social media link removed as per rules.

can you ban me

[scutty brown]

can you ban me

Ask Bizet maybe?

[Iloveoral]

can you ban me

You’ve been here 9 years and you don’t know the rules yet?

There’s a link to the site rules at the bottom of every page, I’d suggest reading before posting further, especially the last rule.