Bloody hot today

[Stevelondon]

People deal with the heat differently don’t they.

So I’m off into town earlier today. Bus is hot, trains hot, tubes fuckin hot.

I’m on my way home on the tube and there's this guy sitting opposite. Trainers, socks, jeans, t-shirt under a shirt….. wearing a jacket.
I’m hot and I’ve got a pair of Toms on, no socks, silk boxers under a pair of shorts and a cool as you like cotton short sleeved shirt.
Buttons undone obviously to show off me chest 

I’m sweating just looking at this bloke 

So how’s it been for you lot today. ?

[mr.bluesky]

It's definitely Betty swallocks weather, just lots of cold drinks and not budging far from the fan.  I did visit my gym earlier  and it was surprisingly cool inside. No fear of me breaking into a sweat.
Odd though the showers are always cold in the winter and hot in the summer. Some one needs to get it sorted. Air con on full blast in the car though.

[shaft10]

Took half day from work and spent it sunning myself in the garden with my dog .. and some alcohol free beer ..which tastes better than it probably sounds

[Blackpool Rock]

Took half day from work and spent it sunning myself in the garden with my dog .. and some alcohol free beer ..which tastes better than it probably sounds

Are you sure it wasn't dogs piss     

[juzz]

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[Thephoenix]

The weather doesn't really bother me.

I still wear my Harris tweed sports jacket over my crisps white Rael-Brook toplin shirt.
I did however leave off my old school tie, so my shirt  collar was folded neatly over my jacket collar of course.
Beige cavalry twill trousers matched my jacket.

Just for today I left off my Loake Persius tan leather brogues, in favour of my summer sandals.
Worn over my beige socks they're more comfortable in the heat.

[webpunter]

and a cool as you like cotton short sleeved shirt.

A pocket with pen in it, the clip showing ? 

[mr.bluesky]

The weather doesn't really bother me.

I still wear my Harris tweed sports jacket over my crisps white Rael-Brook toplin shirt.
I did however leave off my old school tie, so my shirt  collar was folded neatly over my jacket collar of course.
Beige cavalry twill trousers matched my jacket.

Just for today I left off my Loake Persius tan leather brogues, in favour of my summer sandals.
Worn over my beige socks they're more comfortable in the heat.

Not forgetting your Harris Tweed Deer Stalker hat to keep the sun out your eyes.  ( your old school tie, would that be Eton or Harrow  )

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[Stevelondon]

A pocket with pen in it, the clip showing ? 

Felt tip.

No sorry. That was the punt I had that afternoon. 


I can’t match old Phoenix in the dress department I’m afraid. But I do enjoy wearing nice stuff. I’m lucky in that both my beautiful daughter in laws choose all my clothes.
If either of them are out with me to do some clothes shopping. I always have to laugh when I take something off the peg and see that disapproving look on their face. 

Shirt I had on yesterday was by Belstaf.

Never heard of them but hey ho 😂

[WARSZAWA16]

Always make sure you are well wrapped up for the seaside.
 


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[Thephoenix]

Not forgetting your Harris Tweed Deer Stalker hat to keep the sun out your eyes.  ( your old school tie, would that be Eton or Harrow  :unknownol

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Of course my deerstalker.

Naturally I can't divulge the name of my school, but I can tell you it was special.

[Thephoenix]

Always make sure you are well wrapped up for the seaside.
 


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Aren't you forgetting something?


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[ulstersubbie]

Not a fan of the heat (this from a man who spent part of his childhood in Malawi, where it gets really hot!), us Scots are not cut out for it. I don't mind a pleasant spring day, but excessive heat literally floors me and I suffer from hayfever!   

[ulstersubbie]

Always make sure you are well wrapped up for the seaside.
 

 


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[shed]

Felt tip.

No sorry. That was the punt I had that afternoon. 


I can’t match old Phoenix in the dress department I’m afraid. But I do enjoy wearing nice stuff. I’m lucky in that both my beautiful daughter in laws choose all my clothes.
If either of them are out with me to do some clothes shopping. I always have to laugh when I take something off the peg and see that disapproving look on their face. 

Shirt I had on yesterday was by Belstaf.

Never heard of them but hey ho 😂

It's Belsta(ff) , and owned by INEOS. So appreciate you contributing to the coffers  . And before you reply , it's not made a profit in any year since 2017 when he acquired it. 

[mr.bluesky]

Felt tip.

No sorry. That was the punt I had that afternoon. 


I can’t match old Phoenix in the dress department I’m afraid. But I do enjoy wearing nice stuff. I’m lucky in that both my beautiful daughter in laws choose all my clothes.
If either of them are out with me to do some clothes shopping. I always have to laugh when I take something off the peg and see that disapproving look on their face. 

Shirt I had on yesterday was by Belstaf.

Never heard of them but hey ho 😂

Belstaff better known for making motor cycle clothing , waterproof jackets etc. Their clothing is very expensive 😳 very much like lacoste where you're paying for the brand name.

[Stevelondon]

It's Belsta(ff) , and owned by INEOS. So appreciate you contributing to the coffers  . And before you reply , it's not made a profit in any year since 2017 when he acquired it. 

I did say I’d never heard of the make. So missing an ef will not worry me too much. As to whether the company makes a profit or not…… once again, couldn’t care less.

I suppose I could have googled it like yourself. But then that’s just being silly innit. 👍🏻

Oh nearly forgot. Shorts were H&M……… have to admit. I do like a bit of H&M. …… sounds positively BDSM ish 😂

[RandomGuy99]

I find ice packs in your pants work well.

[Blackpool Rock]

Belstaff better known for making motor cycle clothing , waterproof jackets etc. Their clothing is very expensive 😳 very much like lacoste where you're paying for the brand name.

We had Belstaff wax cotton jackets when we were teenagers on motorbikes, I'm guessing Sir Jim could flog a few to the poor sods who sit under the waterfall in the theatre of nightmares 

[webpunter]

Belstaff better known for making motor cycle clothing , waterproof jackets etc. Their clothing is very expensive 😳 very much like lacoste where you're paying for the brand name.

Belstaff jackets are rather cool
See a few of them being worn @ Rugby HQ
Soo much better than Barbours worn by the likes of Tarquin & Tim nice but Dim
Tho Lacoste have become retro

[Xtro]

Anecdotal..... I tend to find fat people feel the heat more than slimmer folks. Too much insulation? 
I imagine quite an array of contributing factors other than body composition. I might look for some research later.

Took half day from work and spent it sunning myself in the garden with my dog .. and some alcohol free beer ..which tastes better than it probably sounds

Have you tried Old Speckled Hen, Alcohol Free 0.5% Ale Beer, 500ml
I've bought from Asda before but currently only showing in Sainsbury @ $1.50   
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[mr.bluesky]

Anecdotal..... I tend to find fat people feel the heat more than slimmer folks. Too much insulation? 
I imagine quite an array of contributing factors other than body composition. I might look for some research later.

They probably sweat more too, bigger surface area = more sweat glands.

I find the alcohol free cider tastes better than alcohol free beer especially kopparberg fruit cider. Almost impossible to taste the difference between the two. Can't beat a nice cold bitter shandy in this hot weather.

[webpunter]

Anecdotal..... I tend to find fat people feel the heat more than slimmer folks. Too much insulation? 
I imagine quite an array of contributing factors other than body composition. I might look for some research later.

I wouldn't bother doing much research
Peter Stringfellow banned fat burds from his clubs one reason being they sweat too much

I've seen fat people out & about sweating when its hoot as they heave the extra weight around
Then you see a glamorous fit milf breeze by in a lovely summer dress smelling divine, yes please

[Xtro]

They probably sweat more too, bigger surface area = more sweat glands.

I wouldn't bother doing much research
Peter Stringfellow banned fat burds from his clubs one reason being they sweat too much

I've seen fat people out & about sweating when its hoot as they heave the extra weight around
Then you see a glamorous fit milf breeze by in a lovely summer dress smelling divine, yes please

Cheers fellas. That's my scientific research concluded then.      

[webpunter]

Cheers fellas. That's my scientific research concluded then.      

You Sir are more than welcome 
It was a team effort with @mr.b

[mr.bluesky]

You Sir are more than welcome 
It was a team effort with @mr.b

  who said this website wasn't educational 

[webpunter]

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On 48 secs - 'sweating like 3 fat girls in a fiat 500' 

I rest my case, most people know that fat burds [& blokes] sweat lots 

[Xtro]

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On 48 secs - 'sweating like 3 fat girls in a fiat 500' 

I rest my case, most people know that fat burds [& blokes] sweat lots 

That was well funny.    
You should post it in the Jokes dept. 

[MLawro93]

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On 48 secs - 'sweating like 3 fat girls in a fiat 500' 

I rest my case, most people know that fat burds [& blokes] sweat lots 

You know that is an AI video right? Still funny though 

[Blackpool Rock]

They probably sweat more too, bigger surface area = more sweat glands.

I find the alcohol free cider tastes better than alcohol free beer especially kopparberg fruit cider. Almost impossible to taste the difference between the two. Can't beat a nice cold bitter shandy in this hot weather.

That's because the koppaberg stuff doesn't taste of alcohol

Anyway alcohol free beer is like licking your sisters fanny, it tastes the same but you know it's wrong   

[webpunter]

You know that is an AI video right? Still funny though 

I didn't immediately realise
Its soo well put together

[webpunter]

That's because the koppaberg stuff doesn't taste of alcohol

Anyway alcohol free beer is like licking your sisters fanny, it tastes the same but you know it's wrong   

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[Blackpool Rock]

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[webpunter]

I dunno what it is but hot days give me the horn
Have had some b2b massages where things get xtra slippy johnsons & fresh sweat

It also reminds me of boys trips to the costa del sex
In PuertoB the fit SPs often wear skimpy cocktail dresses
Check for VPL answer = nope so going commando, good girls 

[webpunter]

Any intel as to massage burds in the south east where its possible to get tugged off outside ?
So a garden not overlooked required
& some space from the neighbours her going ten to the dozen on a vigorous HJ would create some noise 

Donkeys ago there was one near Chichester 'Hot Stones' / similar
In the FridayAd / Vulvastreet there was only a landline
Called no answer & couldn't leave a message
Will try & find her out 

[diver ted]

Any intel as to massage burds in the south east where its possible to get tugged off outside ?
So a garden not overlooked required...   

Wp
A couple that may be of interest for al fresco fun though not private garden...
DT

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=413167
(Hassocks) - secluded field!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=427410
(New Forest - touring in Cornwall at present) - watch out for any wondering wandering ponies...

Previous mentions on UKP stated Abbi in Chobham provided garden massage in summer but no recent posts and inference is that she has stopped/alternative provider. (?)

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(Yateley, Hampshire) - has a tab re outside meets on AW profile..

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(Worcester Park) - previously had a big spiel on AW profile about enjoying activities outdoors.

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(Berkshire) - profile references outdoors

[webpunter]

@dt, appreciate your efforts
car meets not my thing

will investigate Abbi, had her on my radar for a while
i missed the garden stuff, oops
tho its only when it gets hot that the thought usually arises

donkeys ago had some outdoor fun on a balcony on hols not really overlooked with a civvy
& on a beach in the dunes a few times
there's something a bit different with sun direct on the ball bag & shaft
sunburn to be deffo avoided !

[Mothball15]

Cancelled my blood donation as I was sweating too much. But seeing vpls, see through blouses and mini skirts made up for it.