I’ve been out of our punting hobby for some time and thought I’d ease myself back into it again with a massage, hopefully with some extras.
I had to book my car into a garage in Lowestoft and was told it would be ready in about three hours. Ideal opportunity, I thought!
So, I undertook some extensive research and narrowed it down to two places - Massage & Hot Stone (
External Link/Members Only) or Yaow Traditional Thai Massage
Social media removed as per the rulesHaving read reviews, I decided to go for Yaow. Fired off a WhatsApp for a 12:00 one-hour appointment. After a wait, I received a reply saying Could I make it 12:30. No problem. Booking made.
I timed my visit to enter the establishment, only to be met by a Thai lady who resembled Jaws (AKA Richard Kiel), whom I guessed was the owner. ‘I’m here for my 12:30 appointment, ’ I told her. ‘What?’ was the response with a complete blank look. After a few minutes of faffing through her phone and computer, I was told to wait.
After about 15 minutes, another guy came out of a room, and I was invited to go in it.
I was met by another middle-aged Thai lady, dressed to the neck in what gave a clear message of ‘keep off’, who told me her name (I think it was Nine – or with hindsight, Nein!).
While she left the room, I stripped naked and lay face down on the massage table and waited. After a few minutes wait, she reappeared, covered my naked bum and gave me what was an excellent massage, but part of it was through the actual towel or in some cases by moving this dam towel around. No CC swipes, no suggestion of anything extra, nothing.
After an hour of pummelling me through the towel, she said ‘finished’. I asked, ‘Is that it?’ to which she replied, ‘Yes, all done. ’
So, I left £50 worse off.
Very disappointed and still need to ease myself back in.
Suggestions in the North Norfolk area would be welcome.
PP