Author Topic: Classy Sexy Lady - Golders Green  (Read 2558 times)


5 review(s) for Classy Sexy Lady (1 positive, 1 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline CupidStunt

Despite previous no-show, I thought I'd try again.

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Price: £200 for 3 hours

When: within last 6 months

Coms: Flaky af, but passable when she has her mob on. Those with a low tolerance for intermittent coms should avoid. Booked days beforehand, confirmed morning of meeting, confirmation acknowledged with full postcode and house number.

Location: 5-10 minutes walk from Golders Green station

The lady: I'd guess mid 50's. I think the pictures on her personal website are ~10 years old. Carrying more weight around her middle than her pics, no idea on dress sizes. Quite tall, I'd say solid rather than fat. Tits are still great.

The setting: Her place, stacked with various projects and equipment. Organised chaos but clean.

The meeting
: Low positive due to out-of-date pics/age

Lots of chat pre-action. It was a three hour meeting and I found her interesting so it was not an issue for me. She knows a lot about fringe subjects so if you're the type who finds it engaging it's great, if not, it'll probably really irritate.

GFE with light kissing at first. She warmed up over time and was tactile and engaging.

Oral without was fine, don't remember it being toothy. No idea if she does CIM.

She likes to top but not too controlling. Sex in various positions. Over time she became more eager to please. I had a good time, enjoyed the sex and her company. She likes to blah blah which seemed just how she is rather than a time wasting tactic. She uses lube.

Would I return: tempted at those rates but probably not, the intermittent coms are just too unreliable, even for me.

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Offline Gunner98

How did she look facially? Also, has she put on a bit or a lot of weight since the pictures were taken? Previous reviews make her out to be facially unattractive and physically fat, what's your take?

Offline Sunny

Does she look similar to Mazule Slough External Link/Members Only

Big tits Gs? Ass?

Offline divinemadman

Im in the area this weekend. Got a thing for older EE ladies and longer GFE type sessions so may take this punt if she's working. How is her arse?

Offline CupidStunt

Does she look similar to Mazule Slough External Link/Members Only

Big tits Gs? Ass?

She's not nearly that heavy in the face, the weight gain is evenly spread and she doesn't have a double chin that I remember. It's just more weight all over but she's ~5'10(?) so she carries it reasonably well imo (for an E European of her age). I remember thinking her tits were still great and I don't recall any sag.

She's lost the hour-glass figure but I don't think she looks like Mazule. I would have walked if that'd been the case.

How did she look facially? Also, has she put on a bit or a lot of weight since the pictures were taken? Previous reviews make her out to be facially unattractive and physically fat, what's your take?

Facially she's got an average E European early middle aged women next door look. Relative to a 27 yo she's not good looking but for her demographic she'd be fine if it wasn't for the outdated pictures. I'd be perfectly happy to be seen around town with her at my age.

She's a size bigger I'd guess. Depends if your idea of fat is anything heavier than the average 20 something? She's (a size) heavier for sure, but "fat" might be a tad harsh.

ADHD traits aside, her biggest problem is, like too many 40+ providers, her pictures appear to be 10-15 old. I wish these women would just fucking update their galleries. Starting a meeting a bit disappointed but unsurprised is never good, and I'm so bored having to maintain a poker face while my brain/libido works out if I can make this work.

Im in the area this weekend. Got a thing for older EE ladies and longer GFE type sessions so may take this punt if she's working. How is her arse?

Not an arse man tbh so I don't really remember. I think it's a good shape rather than that muffin top-no arse-thick thighs common amongst Caucasians.

Doesn't appear to be working atm but she hasn't deleted her WhatsApp

Offline Heph

How did she look facially? Also, has she put on a bit or a lot of weight since the pictures were taken? Previous reviews make her out to be facially unattractive and physically fat, what's your take?

Have you still not taken the plunge after being piqued by my description back in March?  :D

So she's basically an obese Marie Curie?

Cupid's description of her, immediately above, is a pretty good guide. I'm going to demur slightly and aver that her body, at least when dressed, is stout and stocky - though per my review, I bailed before any undressing could take place.


« Last Edit: June 19, 2025, 01:59:34 am by Heph »

Offline Gunner98

Have you still not taken the plunge after being piqued by my description back in March?  :D

Cupid's description of her, immediately above, is a pretty good guide. I'm going to demur slightly and aver that her body, at least when dressed, is stout and stocky - though per my review, I bailed before any undressing could take place.

I do have a thing for MILF/Cougar/GILF types but I'm still sceptical. Her rates are definitely on the cheaper side so might just bite the bullet and see for myself.

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