This one is a big fat negative…..
I was in Hull last week and had an inch to scratch, couldn’t find anything on AW so has a look on VS…. when will I ever learn!!
Saw the above add and thought she’s right up my street, small/skinny etc, so decided to fire off a text. Took a little while for her to reply, but eventually got a response saying she was available so off I popped to a street off Beverley Road. Took me ages to park, but eventually found the address and knocked on the door. A cop car was parked up nearby, but nothing to do with this address…
She came to the door and after a little hide and seek behind the door I’m in.
First impressions were ok, seemed chatty and friendly and quite pretty, small and skinny with dark hair (probably a Rom).
I was taken up stairs, right into the attic of what appeared to be a multi occupancy house. Everything ok at this point. I give her the readies £80 for 30 mins, and off we go. A little bit of a cuddle and some fondling, it was at this point I smelt her breath, awful, our dog at home has better smelling breath and he’s always licking his arse and balls!
Never mind I thought I’ll try not to get too close!
I ask for a massage to warm me up, it was awful, a poor excuse for foreplay. Towards the end she started what I can only describe as punching at the top of my back. How to get a guy turned on eh, maybe I’m missing something?
I decided to move onto the main event, trying to avoid the dog breath. She then started to play with herself, for about 30 seconds which ended in a fake orgasm…I started to laugh, which I don’t think she appreciated. I climbed on top of her, god knows how I managed to get the old fella to wake up, but condom on and in I go. I had hardly started when she started to complain about me fucking her too hard. I stopped and then went in a little more gently, then I got the hurry up treatment, with lots of tutting and swearing!
Shortly after I brought proceedings to an end, there was no way I was going to finish.
I left feeling I had been ripped off, lured in by a little bit of charm , then she turns nasty, I don’t understand why some of them do it. Clearly she wants the money but not the cock.
One to avoid I’m afraid, another failed VS punt….when will I learn!
