Author Topic: Eva Tantric Colchester  (Read 1482 times)


5 review(s) for MASSAGE BY EVA (4 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by scutty brown]

Offline brevitate vitae

Having not punted since closure of  famous No5 Colchester, the recent very favourable review of Eva Tantric AW8335984 Colchester (my IT skills limited  sorry) tempted me to indulge again, the thought of a six footer was the decider.                                                                                                             Same day booking by text was easy £12.0.00 1 Hr. On arrival at post code (flats near Hythe) directions straight forward by phone, and full of anticipation l found flat.                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Eva looked great in undies, but then she departed from the script. She greeted me coldly and l could see there was a problem. she said she could only offer me 30 min £80.00, l assumed a booking after me and decided to walk. She then said because of my age an hour might be too much for my heart! She guessed my age and was spot on. Should really have walked then, all the goodwill had evaporated and the punt was doomed, instead l settled for 45 min £100.00 wisdom does not come with age. The proceedings that followed came nowhere near those described in previous review, she didn't have her heart in it and was soft pedalling, and l was laying there wishing l had gone anywhere but here. All my own fault for not walking. While dressing she explained that she could not risk having an ambulance to her flat, and would not see me again.                                                                                                  l think it fair to say that my neutral review (was to have been negative but thought better of it) was entirely due to age issue, and probably was exclusive to me. Without that issue would l am sure have got service described in previous review.

Offline brevitate vitae

Sorry, should have done preview, spacing all wrong and errors. think still readable, just.

Offline The Invisible Man

Hello. I'm sorry to hear your experience did not match mine. Perhaps give Antonia or Jessie a try if you're local to Colchester, or Kinky Claire when she's about. They're all excellent. Better luck next time. Don't let one bad punt put you off.

Offline brevitate vitae

Hello. I'm sorry to hear your experience did not match mine. Perhaps give Antonia or Jessie a try if you're local to Colchester, or Kinky Claire when she's about. They're all excellent. Better luck next time. Don't let one bad punt put you off.
  Thank you Invisible Man, for your suggestions and encouragement, l didn't see that coming, would not have happened in No5! They would have sold my remains. Not put off, punting many years but not much last year or so. l am aware of my antiquity and did say in initial text that l was not a young man.   :hi:

Offline The Invisible Man

You're welcome. I think you can tell from her entry instructions that she is very cautious about not wanting anyone to know what she's up to, hence the fear of an ambulance being needed scenario... which I suppose must be the ultimate nightmare all our lovely ladies must dread. I regret that I never got to sample the delights at no.5... it was on my to-do list but I could never quite brave the entrance.

Offline marion70


 Seen recently, and review is similar to my experience. Only thing is the whole thing felt like it was well- rehearsed, contrived and unnatural. AW pics are a bit deceiving of her figure and would rate 5/10 for looks which is quite important for me.

Offline brevitate vitae

Seen recently, and review is similar to my experience. Only thing is the whole thing felt like it was well- rehearsed, contrived and unnatural. AW pics are a bit deceiving of her figure and would rate 5/10 for looks which is quite important for me.
You are right it did feel contrived, sort of going through the motions, l thought it just me. lt was early evening, she might have had enough. Still took my money though!  :hi:

Offline brevitate vitae

You're welcome. I think you can tell from her entry instructions that she is very cautious about not wanting anyone to know what she's up to, hence the fear of an ambulance being needed scenario... which I suppose must be the ultimate nightmare all our lovely ladies must dread. I regret that I never got to sample the delights at no.5... it was on my to-do list but I could never quite brave the entrance.
Before l found No5 could be accessed from a side street l went there midday on a Saturday people everywhere. Rang the bell, door opened and collided with a hefty man coming out. My walking stick clattered on the pavement, he swore in a foreign language and it felt like every shopper in Colchester knew what we were up to! l used to love going down the alley at back, No5 signs chalked on walls so you didn't get lost and the final lap on uneven floor to ring  bell and see who you had drawn. lt was really seedy inside and out which just added to the experience. Gone forever.  :angelgirl: