Author Topic: SYMO-KISS in Crawley- worst sex of my life!  (Read 2501 times)


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pukkapunt

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i thought i better write a review as yesterday i really do not understand what happened here.
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I had a booking with her at 5pm

i fancied her a lot from her pics and her description etc makes it look like she  should be good fun.
i txt for my booking and she said she was at the europa hotel crawley, the english was not good in the txt but understandable.
i didnt get told a room number until arrival but txts were swift. I eventually found the room and knocked on the door

She answered wearing just bra and knickers, nothing special,and let me in with a smile, She was a nice size, a curvy 8/10. not toned, a skinny fat time jelly bum jiggling as she walked . she looked as per the pics and shaggable.

No here is where it got bad so here are my stats just so that you can get a better picture of it.

im a young looking 32 year old. No fat, in good shape .6ft , i am pretty good looking and do not have issues with getting girls etc. I literally fancied some no strings fun yesterday so went on AW. i have a 7 .8" long and thick cock.( a good size but not what i would class as gigantic for an escort)

i freshened up in the bathroom and walked back into the bedroom. She just took all her underwear off standing  away from me looking at the ground and then told me to put all my clothes on the seat. I thought well that ruins the unwrapping fun doesnt it but thought, nevermind and did so.

 she told me to lie down so i did. she then sat up on the edge of the bed nearly out of hands reach and began enthusiastically wanking me off .i Stroked her thigh and said ; can i kiss you?. She replied with a weird face ;no, i dont do kissing. i said oh ok, fair enough. .... i laid there thinking. this feels awkward. i stroked her legs a bit more. I had a semi going on as to be honest i was feeling a bit weird and she hadnt been playing with it more than 30 seconds. she then grabbed a condom and started unwrapping it and then trying to put it on. I wasnt even hard yet. i said 'hey its not ready yet,chill out'. She replied, i was just going to put it on to give you a blowjob...... . i said oh ok...... so anyway. i got hard after another 30 seconds and she put it on. she started giving head to me and the rubber lol. it felt crap and pointless. she was looking at the wall, while doing it and the condoms were not exactly super thin,
i didnt complain and tried to concentrate on getting turned on by looking at her tits , which were quite nice .....

so.... i grew to my full size down there and she then says. ; your not going to be able to put all of that in as your really big'..... i said  oh ok, il be gentle, im not gunna hurt you' she said have you had issues with that with girlfirends. i said only with one in the past but its not that big in my opinion, she said yeah it is and she should know..


so she climbs on top and puts my helmet inwhile making struggling noises, shes looking at her pussy and her heads above my chest so im pretty much not able to do anything to her apart from a stroke or sqweeze here or there. Bare in mind i can kiss her and enjoy that beautiful face of hers....
so im in her about 1/3rd of my length and shes moving up and down . this lasts for about 2 minutes and she looks up and says what do you want now.......

so i put her on her back and think fuck it, i just take control but nicely.... i go on top and get half of me in, she doesnt feel tight to the point where i should be having size issues. Ive been with tight women and weve had great sex,

Ido this for a minute or 3 and suck her tits a bit and kiss her neck. ... i look at her and shes got this face like a smacked arse and just staring at the bedroom wall....
i ask her if shes ok. she says yeah. i carr on gently moving and she says can you finish please..... im thinking wow whats going on. is she being forced to do this or what because i feel really upset here. i dont like having sex with someone grumpy or with this weird attitude.

she gave me a shit look and carried on looking at the wall. so i asked are you sure your ok, if your not just talk to me. she says im fine , just finish in a moody voice. so i thought fuck it i am not looking at this face, its pointless so i cocked her leg up and flipped her over gently while staying inside her. she got on all fours. i only had a semi by now and it went all in. i had a about 30 seconds behind her or so until she said can you finsih already.
so i just came on Q .

she suddenly turned all polite again. i apologised if i had upset her at all and she acted a bit like nothing was wrong. she asked me if i was ok and i just said her but my face was obviously a bit dismayed.

I left and when i got in my car i txt and asked her if someone was forcing her to do this or something, if she needs help she should ask me, i said i think shes in the wrong job. She never replied.

the time in the room with her lasted 15 mins. complete rip off and upsetting to be honest.

was it my cock size? she didnt feel super tight. but i dont know. she wont allow foreplay really so hows she going to enjoy it.

this was the worst sex i have ever had. . a shame, because i really fancied her and did all i could to respect her wishes and help her


pukkapunt

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i wouldnt go back for more, even if she was paying me lmao

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Sorry to hear you had such a shit punt.  One thing I always insist on doing without exception is to phone and talk to the girl before making a booking.  Personally I'm not keen on a WG who can't speak good English but, that aside, you learn so much about the girl's likely attitude etc from even a brief phone call.  That's always been my experience anyway.  Hope you find someone better for your next punt.

pukkapunt

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it doesnt matter. i had a wicked punt at lunchtime with a women who is visiting brighton.

we had a fantastic time and i felt she didnt want me to leave. chemistry was amazing. she was super tight but got naturally very wet....and it felt great when she came. Shes was flat chested pretty much but that doesnt faze me much. she had a fantastic bum and styled trimmed blonde pussy. her holes tasted great in a 69. i was first punter of her visit to town...
tempted to go back but i like playing the field

Offline sumofallparts

She is Romanian, pretty and escorting.

It's a given the service will be shite.

Hopefully you will learn from this and avoid them all in the future....

James999

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A couple of questions for you

im a young looking 32 year old. No fat, in good shape .6ft ,
What's your body fat percentage?

i am pretty good looking and do not have issues with getting girls
Why pay for sex then?

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im a young looking 32 year old. No fat, in good shape .6ft , i am pretty good looking and do not have issues with getting girls etc. I literally fancied some no strings fun yesterday so went on AW. i have a 7 .8" long and thick cock.( a good size but not what i would class as gigantic for an escort)


We don't care about that. We care if you arrive on time, are clean, pay, don't try to hurt or rob us, and leave at the end with a smile. If you had a shit punt it's cos you had a shit service provider, it's nothing to do with your looks or the fact your cock is 7.8" (seriously? Who counts the 0.8 bit instead of just saying 8 inches?).

Hope you choose more wisely next time.

pukkapunt

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CAT BBW i was just trying to accurately describe the situation.  lol and 'seriously' i dont want to be someone who exaggerates there dick. 

Have you got the arse on because i have said i have no real body fat? , which in turn makes fat automatically unattractive? dont be silly. Ive been with a size 28 before...... its all fun and games.


and to answer james999 question about why pay for sex then............

because most girls i meet want a relationship and i do not wish to be a player, messing with there emotions just to satisfy my libido. I have a few like minded fuck buddies that im friends with but they were hard to find and keep as no strings.

i have a high libido and like variety.  :rolleyes:

currently 8 percent bodyfat
« Last Edit: November 25, 2014, 04:05:16 pm by pukkapunt »

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CAT BBW i was just trying to accurately describe the situation.  lol and 'seriously' i dont want to be someone who exaggerates there dick. 

Have you got the arse on because i have said i have no real body fat? , which in turn makes fat automatically unattractive? dont be silly. Ive been with a size 28 before...... its all fun and games.


Not at all. I was pointing out your (the punter's) looks are completely irrelevant when it comes to paying for sex. We don't care. A good WG will give good service, a bad WG will give bad service, whether you're John Merrick or Johnny Depp.

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currently 8 percent bodyfat

James is gonna love you. Purely platonic, of course :D

pukkapunt

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Not at all. I was pointing out your (the punter's) looks are completely irrelevant when it comes to paying for sex. We don't care. A good WG will give good service, a bad WG will give bad service, whether you're John Merrick or Johnny Depp.

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ok no worries.............. what about john Malcovich lol :lol:


whys he going to platonic  love me lol?

my bf is low but my weight is not huge. i used to weigh 21lb more with 11% bodyfat this time last year. Unfortunately for my shape., i got into mountain biking and my cardio went through the roof........ i think its time to get back on the bench........

Ben4454

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As stated avoid Romanians.

I do not know of any positive reviews on this site of Romanian women.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2014, 11:26:33 pm by Ben4454 »

pukkapunt

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As stated avoid Romanians.

I do not know of any positive reviews on this site of Romanian women.

why do you think this is?

James999

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Because Admin bans Pimps promoting their Ho's  :music:

grapple

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 Sounds like......looks like....smells like.....yep, an utter pile of steaming shite!

  Fuck me up the arse with the thick end of a Champers bottle. What a load of cockwomobbling drivel!! Fair play to warn others but for fuck sake?

  I know a fucking (if you insist on measuring) cruiseship load of right lads, most of whom have been around more blocks than your likely to see in a 1000 hours of playing Jenga; and NOT ONE of 'em gives a fuck enough about the length of THEIR (hint hint) cock to fucking measure it , let alone to be so precise as to be within under 5mm. And then, to give a fuck about if it was too big for a WG???? Come on.......

 And if you were so worried about having a bash with a girl being coerced,why did you run staright to another EE "on tour" within hours/couple of days??
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