Author Topic: Summer lads punting holiday  (Read 7870 times)

Offline paper5

Could anybody give me some recommendations for a lads holiday in Europe mid August? Nice beer, good brothels/Punting opportunities are top of the criteria. A bit of culture would also not go amiss.

Places we've been:

Prague - Staple destination, reasonably priced, great beer and beautiful women a plenty. Love the place but fancy a change.

Amsterdam - Staple destination, not what it was 20 years ago. Expensive for what it is, sick of the place.

Latvia - Boring and difficult to get hold of a SP.

Hamburg - Found it dull and got fed up, punting scene not as vibrant as I expected. Put me off going back to Germany.

Any suggestions/guidance gratefully received.

Offline webpunter

Barcelona
IMO the best punting / holiday destination in europe
By some stretch
For an August trip there's the weather & a supa beach
Great restaurants clubs bars
As well as wall-to-wall punting + R&T opportunities
Plenty of coverage on here in the european section

Time it right & you could tie in a match maye to see the footy
Tho it won't be at the Nou Camp as they're playing at a smaller 55,000 capacity stadium this coming season
So not so easy / more € to get tickets especially at the start of the season


Offline vindici

Warsaw, plenty of info in this forum, take a look.

Cheap as chips, punts readily available, plenty to do.

Offline DaVINCI

I would 2nd Barcelona but l thought Berlin was very good and there is also alot to do outwith Punting.

Vienna surprisingly is good, l have never been anywhere (maybe Berlin) that has as many Legal Sexual establishments
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Offline webpunter

I would 2nd Barcelona but l thought Berlin was very good and there is also alot to do outwith Punting.

Vienna surprisingly is good, l have never been anywhere (maybe Berlin) that has as many Legal Sexual establishments

We are on the same page with Barcelona

I was looking @ Austria for a lads ski trip & nearly fell over with whats available, they've even got Ski Bunnies

Berlin is a great city [& great to see the wall & other stuff] tho i didnt delve [femdom off the scale]
Artemis was soo good i went there 3 days on the bounce
Including on the morning when i headed home later that day
Anything to declare @ UK customs ?, yes my balls are very empty  :D :yahoo:
Courtesy of Jenna - Nova Nice before her boobs went all silly
Straddling her for an OTW finale she reminded me that if the little-ist drop landed on her face or in her mouth [her licking her lips invitingly  :dash:] that was +€50 so i adjusted my approach angle
Fearful of a stray cumshot, tho not on day 3, which was more of a dribble  :lol:

Pour moi a summer lads holiday requires a beach, various reasons incl. babe spotting
& if its hot as **** being in a city aint the best sweating your nuts off
Yep other cities for the spring autumn winter
However in the summer Barcelona it is, with a fuck off beach  :hi:

Offline vindici

Isn't it kicking off bigtime in Barca?

I thought tourists are getting the cold shoulder at the moment.

Offline Cactus

Isn't it kicking off bigtime in Barca?

I thought tourists are getting the cold shoulder at the moment.

I was there last October on a non punting trip, the locals were generally very rude toward us. I wouldn’t rush back.

Offline Davey80

I’ve been to all those places except Latvia but I would say Spain and Germany miles ahead of anywhere else in Europe.

Spanish brothels with line ups and FKKs in Germany like Sharks with 40 or 50 hot girls walking around the bar completely naked should be on any punters bucket list IMO

Offline RandomGuy99

**🎶 "Lads on Tour (Shag Fest '25)"**
*Genre: Indie Rock / Britpop party anthem*

**\[Verse 1]**
Friday night, passports in hand,
Sun cream, condoms, and a badly drawn plan.
Boarding the flight with a beer in our grip,
Matching shirts say **"Tenerife Trip."**

Lads from Leeds, or was it Kent?
We blew this month’s entire rent.
Sun’s out, guns out, ready to score,
We’re not here for culture, we’re here for more.

**\[Chorus]**
Oi oi! Lads on tour!
Shots at breakfast, passed out on the floor.
Swipe right, swipe fast, we're out for a laugh,
On a shag fest holiday somewhere daft.
Oi oi! Raise your glass!
One for the stories and one for the lass.
No sleep, no shame, just chasing fame—
On the continent, playing the game!

**\[Verse 2]**
Beach clubs buzzin’, tunes on blast,
Tom’s already lost his phone (that was fast).
"Where’s Liam?" "Still in the loo!"
"He pulled a local and joined her crew."

We’re fluent in flirty, clumsy in charm,
But somehow still mean no harm.
From Prague to Barca, we paint the town,
Like stag do legends wearing plastic crowns.

**\[Chorus]**
Oi oi! Lads on tour!
Cheap beer, bad dance moves, wanting more.
Sunburned love with a holiday fling,
And a dodgy tattoo of a chicken wing.
Oi oi! Cheers to that!
Hitting the town in a bucket hat.
No shame, no clue, just doin’ it right—
Blokes abroad, every single night!

**\[Bridge]**
And when we’re old, bald and grey,
We’ll laugh 'bout these nights and the games we’d play.
Lost in Europe, hearts half full—
It wasn’t romantic, but it sure was cool.

**\[Final Chorus]**
Oi oi! One last round!
Let’s shout 'til we can't hear sound.
Raise your pint to the memories made—
To the dodgy clubs and the sweet brigade.
Oi oi! Lads on tour!
Forever young, forever poor.
For one mad week, we’re kings of the street—
Lads on a mission, can’t be beat!

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Bulgaria would tick a lot of boxes for you. Like everywhere watch out for the scammers, pimps, etc :hi:

Offline paper5

Firstly, a big thanks to all the people who replied with a recommendation of destinations, I thought it only fair to do a write up of the trip. It was a busy couple of days with a lot going on so I’ll just bullet point the highlights.

Being creatures of habit Prague was the place we went back to as it was good VFM and we knew city and the establishments well. Oriental chicks tend to be my thing, so I filled my boots which is reflected in my choice of SP’s. I really tried to push the boat out on this holiday.

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This Brass house is located next to an adult shop in a basement. It’s a seedy little place which is painted black with a couple of rooms and a shower. The room I was in for both sessions was spacious, clean and tide and had a TV mounted on the wall which was playing porn. Nice thing about this place is that the girls accompany you into the shower and give you a proper was down before and after the session which I always think is a nice touch.
A good selection of girls were available and communications via WhatsApp were quick and concise.

Day 1: Session 1 - Amy and Diana
7000 czk for both girls, 1000czk for rimming and 1000czk for lesbian show – 9000czk in total.
Not all girls offer a lesbian package, so I got Amy and Diana. Both girls were friendly, Amy spoke good English Diana didn’t speak a word, but  Amy has put a bit of weight on since the pictures, but Diana was hot.
 Both girls were happy to take direction but largely led the session which I was happy with as I was easing myself into holiday. I didn’t pace myself properly in this session and I came far too soon but ended up with a nice 4 hand massage at the end as I’m a one pop man these days.
Highlights included:

•   3 way DFK
•   2 girl blow job
•   Blowjob from one girl whilst the other rimmed me
•   Watching both girls 69 while I took turns to rim them and DFK
•   Fucking Diane missionary whilst Amy rimmed me from behind – I came like this.
Both girls attentive, a good session let down by my own overenthusiasm.

Day 2: Session 2 – Elana and Kimio
7000 czk for both girls, 1000czk for rimming – 8000Czk in total
Felt like there was more to be got out of the brass house and decided to go back. I’m glad I did as it was probably the best sexual experience of my life. Elana was gorgeous and Kimio was a top notch whore – absolutely filthy. I paced myself much better and put into practice some of my favourite porn scenes. Didn’t bother paying for any lesbian action.
Highlights include:
•   Both girls licking my nipples (strangely erotic)
•   Blowjob from one girl whilst the other rimmed me
•   Kimio fucking me CG whilst Elana sucked both my balls into her mouth
•   Fucking Elana’s mouth over the side of the bed whilst Kimio DFK me
•   Both girls where in a 69 position, with Kimio licking my balls as I was fucking Elana doggy Style  - I made sure I came like this as it was a bucket list position that I’ve always wanted to do.

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3000 czk per hour + 500 czk for rimming
Decided to take it down a notch and tried out an Indy, picture looked good, and all communications done via WhatsApp and Google translate - She didn’t speak a word of English only Czech and I presume Chinese.
Got a tram out of the centre of the city to her apartment on the outskirts and let her know when I was there. Apartment was clean and spacious.
Gorgeous girl and even better in the flesh. Reminded me of one of the old-fashioned Bond girls you used to see in the movies. I t was a bit awkward using Google translate to communicate and she was very passive, so a less experienced punter might struggle but I was well in my stride after the last 2 days.
Had to give her direction which she was happy with but no DFK, only lip kissing. I wouldn’t say that the rimming was done hesitantly but it definitely wasn’t done with the gusto of the whores in the Asiaprivat  Brass house. Nice and chilled session, took it easy and just enjoyed fucking this gorgeous girl. Came in missionary with 20 mins left and she gave me a massage before I got a shower and left.

Day 4
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Some girl from Kenya – 3000czk for 20 mins
Showpark is a massive Brass house that runs adjacent to the river. Easily accessible via Tram or Bolt. I think you can get a 3/5 day admittance as well as just a 24 hour one. I got a 24 hour ticket which I think cost about 400czk.
The lads decided that that they wanted to go here. I wasn’t intending to do anything because I was starting to get fed up with all the shagging, so I was just going to have a beer in the bar which is located at the centre of the complex. The place has no windows but has many soft lights which set the ambiance.
As you walk in past the payment till, the white girls are to the left of the complex, predominantly consisting of European nationalities, whilst on the right side of the complex is where the black girls are, predominantly of sub-Saharan origin with the bar central to both sides.
I’ve never been with a black chick and as I was walking around the complex speaking to the SP’s, I met a lovely looking girl from Kenya who had this great toned physique and massive tits. She wasn’t pushy and I Couldn’t resist the novelty factor of fucking her to tick off a box. Standard rate there appears to be 3000czk for 20 mins. I’m sure you can negotiate extras, but I was in no mood to do so.
Blow job was with a condom and then fucked her in CG and doggy. Couldn’t cum from the sex so I got her to finish me off with her hand and then hung out in the bar.

A great lad’s holiday had a blast and managed to tick off a few boxes. Time and money well spent.

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Thanks for sharing, excellent!!

I did punt in Prague many years ago. We went to a place that was in an older type building with theme rooms on multiple floors, not far from the centre. I think it was called something like club 6  :unknown:

The room I chose was a replica of the first Apollo moon landing. I had sex in the space craft.

I think my mate was in a Roman Bath theme.

I have a feeling the place is no longer open.

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Thanks for sharing, excellent!!

I did punt in Prague many years ago. We went to a place that was in an older type building with theme rooms on multiple floors, not far from the centre. I think it was called something like club 6  :unknown:

The room I chose was a replica of the first Apollo moon landing. I had sex in the space craft.

I think my mate was in a Roman Bath theme.

I have a feeling the place is no longer open.

Did you manage re-entry ?
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Did you manage re-entry ?
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No, just the entry, and ejected on landing.

Offline webpunter

No, just the entry, and ejected on landing.

A quality reply
Hope you had a good splash-down

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Solid intel on your post  :hi:
As for the showpark look at this stunner
I'm thinking she did gymnastics when younger then moved onto some fitness & not too excessive body building
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Edit:  and very very worthy of an additional like  :thumbsup:

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