External Link/Members OnlyThis place is a door near Kings Cross. Usually 3/4 girls on at a time, all aged over 30. It looks seedy on the outside and it is. There is a sauna, hot tub (broken at time of visit) and a number of massage rooms.
Unfortunately I've been lead led by my dick and ended up at the above address. I went there expecting it to be a massage parlour with happy endings.
On entry I questioned the the massage costs and was presented with a board ranging from £30-60 all with sauna. The massage rates I thought were okay so even if no happy ending available I'd be happy with a massage.
As soon as I got lead into the place I realised there was going to be little pretence of a massage and I thought I may even get offered a shag. I was lead straight to the showers and sauna where I used the facilities for about 2mins as she sauna was Luke warm at best. Into the room I was offered extras of a happy ending or a blow job (no sex) at the reasonable rate of £140. At this point o called their bluff and just said I'd have a straight massage no extras which they were soon not interested in. The rate dropped to £40 for a HE (still over priced).
The massage ended in about 2 mins and she preceded to toss me off at a rate of 100 knots with the intention of me blowing my load in no time. Fortunately I am able to withhold cumming for quite some time but she got tired of her rapid wanking movement and asked me to take over!
At this point I was fed up and thought fuck it I'll waste her time. So another 10-15mins of me wanking followed with her rubbing my body. In the end she told me (politely) to come, and I thought fuck it so I did.
All in all I paid £80 to have a shit massage and to wank myself off. Best to avoid.
