Ivy Honey
External Link/Members Only Location: Apartments near Sainsburys in Florey Square, Enfield.
Date: Last month
Appointment time: 45 mins but no show.
What happened:
Texting is shit. I ask Ivy for a time slot and she said its available and confirmed. She didn't give me her address. So I have to text her for it hours later. Ask her again for the door number after telling her I'm at the address.
Once arrived at London, I get the underground train up north on the Picadilly Line towards Cockfosters. Exit Oakwood station. I realise I'm running out of time so I had to think fast. Call an Uber to an apartment near Sainsburys in Florey Square.
I'm at the address. I tipped the taxi driver for getting me there on time. Good driving. Text Ivy I'm here. No response and wait. Text her again then she gives me the gate number code and the door number. Oh the gate wasn't locked the whole time.
At the front of the building/court I press the button and nothing happens. A woman walks out ot the door with her dog. She saw me earlier as I waited at the gate. She ask me who I'm seeing. I said my friend Ivy. She said "she's new." That means that woman is also a service provider or just knows Ivy's private life. She held the door open and let me walk in.
I walked upstairs and I'm at Ivy's door number now. Knocked on the door and no answer. Minutes later I can hear coughing. Toilet flushing, walking around, phone message alerts and so on. If thats Ivy then she's ignoring me. I could've text her "Please answer the door." I would guess service will be half arsed if she did answer the door and let me in.
If she doesn't want to see me then why don't she text me instead "Don't come to Florey Square today. Your appointment is cancelled." No point giving me the door number and the gate code to buzz myself in. I texted her "nobody answered the door, I am leaving and I'm not happy having to wait like this." I left after half an hour of waiting. Ivy didn't say anything. Wasted my money on the taxi for nothing which is a piss take as well. I am annoyed.
I'm aware of two neutral reviews here. I want to see Ivy because she's a ballet dancer. I want to fuck Odette from Swan Lake. Tick ballet dancer off my list once I did.
