Anyone up for a 10 Grand massage

[Atrueyorkie]

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Off her rocker, I think she’s genuinely serious about the pricing too

[pbrown355]

Or she has a great sense of humour. Made me laugh. In fact still laughing. Maybe I should send her some money as her tantricity must be working through the ether.

[Thephoenix]

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Off her rocker, I think she’s genuinely serious about the pricing too

High frequency immersive sessions in tantra, through embodied conscious presence.
Tantric intimacy surrogacy for parasympathetic nervous system activation in a sacred environment. 

I wonder If she takes it up the arse?

Don't be so vulgar Phoenix.

I'd be quite interested in that If it wasn't for the ridiculous price.

My parasympathetic nervous system could do with a bit of a charge, but I fear she may need to use jump leads.

[yesbby]

I prefer the more exclusive massages starting at around 25 grand. I want a practitioner who focuses on quality rather than quantity.

[scutty brown]

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[Harry Monk]

2 points;

1 it's in Wales
2 you don't even get a full hour (consultation and shower time not incl )

[scutty brown]

plenty of others touting the same BS

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[mr.bluesky]

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Off her rocker, I think she’s genuinely serious about the pricing too

To be fair to her she must have dropped the price to £9999. Sounds like a bargain to me  after all where else can you go for a rub and tug which includes all this spiritual and cosmic enlightenment 

[scutty brown]

that's cheap compared to some of the other crap she offers on her website

for instance her "SACRED SITE TRAVEL IMMERSION" service
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LOCATION: Romania, Bali or Thailand
DURATION: 7-nights
INVESTMENT:  £11,111,111 - This excludes costs for your own accommodation, travel, and expenses for shared cultural immersion activities

So she wants eleven million quid - and that doesn't cover your own expenses

Or a cheaper option
WAXING MOON TANTRIC COMPANIONSHIP
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LOCATION: Dolgellau, North Wales
DURATION: 150 minutes
INVESTMENT:  £1,111,111 - This excludes costs for accommodation, travel, and security for any special outcall requests from Dolgellau

cheap at just over a million....

[Doc Holliday]

The prices are clearly an error. They all appear to consist of rows of nine or one?

Oh and the rest is just bullshit as Scutty says

[scouting]

Thanks for pointing these out scutty, I would have missed them, couldn't be arsed to read all that shite 

Mind you, WAXING MOON TANTRIC COMPANIONSHIP could be well-named, there's certainly something lunar about it   

[mr712]

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I thought the AW rate must be a typo, or her way of just putting her profile on pause, but no that is what she’s asking for.

Wonder what her game is? What a load of guff.

[mr712]

The prices are clearly an error. They all appear to consist of rows of nine or one?

Seems you need to open your mind to the mystical power of angel numbers External Link/Members Only

[Doc Holliday]

Seems you need to open your mind to the mystical power of angel numbers External Link/Members Only

Every day's a school day. So it's just more bullshit then? 

[newhere456]

It would have to be with Shakira,  then maybe I would....

[mr.bluesky]

Seems you need to open your mind to the mystical power of angel numbers External Link/Members Only

The only numbers I'm interested in is getting 6 lottery numbers

[Atrueyorkie]

To be fair to her she must have dropped the price to £9999. Sounds like a bargain to me  after all where else can you go for a rub and tug which includes all this spiritual and cosmic enlightenment 

I hope she gives me my change 

[Cheltclient]

I saw her yesterday. Review to follow. A neutral from me

[Cheltclient]

Yes - that was a joke 

[Stevelondon]

‘This offering is ideal for single professionals who hold a reverence for goddess led intimacy and value stillness as a sacred service’


The meaning of which is,

“You will lie there and be still while I rub my hands over your arse for a while and oh yes……… No fuckin touching”

Might work if that’s your thing. Especially as it appears to be in her front room with candles burning and a Hare Krishna CD playing in the background.

[Fuzzyduck]

To be fair, you only need a couple of mugs punters to sign up every few months and she's making a reasonable living.

[jseop109]

t
DURATION: 150 minutes
INVESTMENT:  £1,111,111 - This excludes costs for accommodation, travel, and security for any special outcall requests from Dolgellau

cheap at just over a million....

On the other hand maybe she has quoted the price in binary, so it's £127

[dreamwrx]

How big are her tits?

[Colston36]

High frequency immersive sessions in tantra, through embodied conscious presence.
Tantric intimacy surrogacy for parasympathetic nervous system activation in a sacred environment. 

I wonder If she takes it up the arse?

Don't be so vulgar Phoenix.

I'd be quite interested in that If it wasn't for the ridiculous price.

My parasympathetic nervous system could do with a bit of a charge, but I fear she may need to use jump leads.

I'd be there like a shot, tongue at the ready, if my parasympathetic bits were up to scratch.

[pbrown355]

Perhaps she'd give your parasympathetic bits a scratch?

[Stevelondon]

It’s so nonsensical……. And yet. A recent message to her got a reply detailing exactly why the cost was what it was. 🤷🏼

She obviously believes in herself and her skills.

But really. Does anyone on here believe anyone would be looking for this service AND paying this much. ?

[Hobbit]

I think she was trying to write 666, but must have been drunk.

Also, does she give change?

[bigjohn1987]

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Off her rocker, I think she’s genuinely serious about the pricing too

She's doing the Wakey Wines shock fees  to get exposure 
WW was selling £1.99 prime for £450

[Cheltclient]

It’s so nonsensical……. And yet. A recent message to her got a reply detailing exactly why the cost was what it was. 🤷🏼

She obviously believes in herself and her skills.

But really. Does anyone on here believe anyone would be looking for this service AND paying this much. ?

The fee is absolutely bloody ridiculous, whoever it is, and I can’t fathom the motivation and she surely can’t believe someone would pay it. But what surprised me when I clicked on the AW link was the girl herself. I was expecting to see an absolute insanely hot stunner. Even perhaps a proper famous porn star. I mean, if Mia Malkova was advertising like that, the fee would still be nuts, but you could imagine premier league footballers or rich dudes paying the fee.

This girl - baffling

[blend57]

My 2 pence worth:

• Could be a grift to cover another activity. Money laundering for example.
• There are UHNW people and they spend money like it is nothing. If you want a shock, just looking into the cost of private jet travel. A one way ticket from London to LA is about £100K. Granted, the jet probably seats 10 people but there are people who would pay this just for themselves. So maybe there are people who would pay this. This woman would only need about 5 clients a year to ear a decent living.

[Stevelondon]

My 2 pence worth:

• Could be a grift to cover another activity. Money laundering for example.
• There are UHNW people and they spend money like it is nothing. If you want a shock, just looking into the cost of private jet travel. A one way ticket from London to LA is about £100K. Granted, the jet probably seats 10 people but there are people who would pay this just for themselves. So maybe there are people who would pay this. This woman would only need about 5 clients a year to ear a decent living.

How would money laundering come into this. ?

Not that I know anything about the subject. My lawyer in the Cayman isla…….
Forget I said that.

[blend57]

How would money laundering come into this. ?

Not that I know anything about the subject. My lawyer in the Cayman isla…….
Forget I said that.

No idea. The idea just popped into my head. Plus the amount was £1 below the £10K reporting limit.

[Atrueyorkie]

How would money laundering come into this. ?

Not that I know anything about the subject. My lawyer in the Cayman isla…….
Forget I said that.

I don’t know the ins and outs of laundering, ozark is my knowledge 

Id presume that similar to massage parlours that you have the option to pay via card or cash. Card payment s being too exact and auditable.  Cash being less traceable and easy to make up figures. Hence washing the money that way and potentially in big amounts.

Regardless whatever illegal substances this SP is on no way in hell would I pay that, 10k for a wank I’d be fuming

[Stevelondon]

I don’t know the ins and outs of laundering, ozark is my knowledge 

Id presume that similar to massage parlours that you have the option to pay via card or cash. Card payment s being too exact and auditable.  Cash being less traceable and easy to make up figures. Hence washing the money that way and potentially in big amounts.

Regardless whatever illegal substances this SP is on no way in hell would I pay that, 10k for a wank I’d be fuming

         After that you have to write the negative review.

Imagine the replies you’d get 😂