Author Topic: Ivy - HOD - Victoria  (Read 6345 times)

Offline danielisi

Following a previous review that mentioned she is a natural redhead, I wanted to see Ivy, who is apparently a returnee to HoD.

£90 for 30 mins, no extras.

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Super easy, over text with the receptionist. I was instructed to arrive right on time, not early, which I knew meant I probably wouldn’t get the full 30 mins, but I had gathered from other HOD reviews that this was not uncommon there.

Meet

I arrive and I’m let in by either the maid or another WG (who honestly was a real looked - blonde, 20s, curvy with huge tits). I get shown through to the room. There is at least one other girl along with her and the maid, and it’s pretty loud throughout the meet, which I found pretty distracting at the beginning. I have the quickest shower I’ve ever had as I’m boiling. As I emerge and go into the room, there is quite a bit of noise from the common area in reaction. Could have been fine if I was in a more lively mood,  but found it pretty off putting at the time.

I get into the room and Ivy quickly appears and offers to have another join, but I decline since trying to be sensible with my spending. Ivy seems very fun. She’s very smiley and bouncy as she walks in. She is around 5ft and probably late 20s. To my eyes, she’s very pretty, not in a glamorous way - definitely some GND vibes to her. She is well spoken. Her hair is brunette at the roots but closer to redhead further down.

Her frame is very petite. She is definitely showing some signs of childbirth, particularly around the lower stomach, as another commenter said. Breasts are probably C cup, and not particularly firm.

But she immediately starts with some LFK and proceeds to some OWO and licks my balls.  We move into the bed and she gets out of her lingerie. Condom on and she gets on touch and rides me in CG pretty enthusiastically until I suggest missionary.  Missionary is probably the best bit of this, as she just looks amazing during. We switch to doggy. She has a few small tattoos, and usually I’m either neutral or positive about tattoos, one is a butterfly at the bottom of her back, which is a style I find pretty off putting. Anyway, doggy is still great. Eventually I ask her to ride me, and she does. She eventually stops and says we are about to run out of time, but I say I’m about to finish, so she hops back on and finishes me off.

She was super vocal throughout the whole thing and there was some pretty natural feeling dirty talk, as well as a lot of LFK, and she’s very tactile throughout.

I quickly get dressed since we are running out of time (time was just up as I checked my phone after).

As I am about to leave, she asks me to wait in the room as she checks whether the coast is clear as she heard the door go. She quickly reappears and shows me out. From other reviews of HOD it sounds like I got pretty lucky that they cared to prevent me running into another punter.

Conclusion

Definitely a conveyer belt feeling but i suppose that’s to be expected. Ivy is very pretty and I found her very attractive despite her body not being a knockout. The service was pretty enjoyable overall.

Would I return? Yes, if I’m in the mood for a cute British GND type, definitely.

Low positive due to the conveyer belt feeling and off putting amount of noise in the flat. However, good service from Ivy.

Offline Lush1pot

I’m curious, How many guys a day do you think she and other HOD girls are seeing per shift? I do prefer when a girl sees only two or three a day, max four because then you are far less likely to be rushed and also they have time to shower properly..

Offline Jedi123

I would guess the really busy girls (like Jade or Azelia) will have back to back bookings the entire day. Those 2 girls mentioned I think sometimes would be fully booked the day before.

Maybe 1 or 2 cancellation or no shows per day.

Offline Lush1pot

So how many guys would that be you think? Given some guys do half hour and others an hour…

Offline Snowenne

busy girls easily get 6-7 bookings if all are 1hr to maybe 10-12 if 30mins, is my guess

Offline LauraHoD

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So how many guys would that be you think? Given some guys do half hour and others an hour…

Anything from zero to 19...don't know if anyone ever did that but that would be the hypothetical maximum. Shift is 11am-8.45pm so it is technically possible. They would have to only do 30min bookings all day which is very unlikely.

End of the day does it matter? If the girls are booked up all day there is probably a reason. You could ask to book a less popular girl. By your logic they will give you a better service?!

Obviously age and physical appearance play a big part in how busy the ladies are. Not just how good there service is.

Offline danielisi

I’m curious, How many guys a day do you think she and other HOD girls are seeing per shift? I do prefer when a girl sees only two or three a day, max four because then you are far less likely to be rushed and also they have time to shower properly..

Others can do the maths for you. I’m pretty sure the bookings are essentially back-to-back.

There is a trade off here, though. The girls seem attractive and the service, based on the reviews, seems to be pretty good. At £90/30mins in London, that obviously comes with a business model based on volume. Personally it doesn’t bother me at all.

Offline quatter11

I saw a girl in a Manc parlour years ago (Marcia’s Burnage) and she told me she’d seen 22 guys on a particularly busy day pre-Christmas. So that was basically 2/hr over an 11 hour shift! Impressive stuff!

Offline Lush1pot

So it’s probably then 10-12 then by sounds of it when you factor in a combination of half hour and hour bookings, potentially a no show or cancellation or two.

It bothers me if any of these three things occur.

Girl doesn’t shower between guys.
Girl is so back to back that they rush you out and you cross paths with the next punter.
Girl doesn’t engage in mouth hygiene between guys so after deep French kissing and owo on one guy she is then french kissing me!

Perhaps Laura can let us know what she and other HOD girls do between guys..

Offline LauraHoD

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I shower and use mouthwash between bookings.
  At HoD we don't let clients see each other in the flat.
I can't say what hygiene measures the other SP take. But if they have reviews which don't mention poor hygiene then I would imagine they are washing too.
   Not all the girls there are seeing 10-12 clients a day. Like I said some will be much less busy. But if you want to see a popular girl she will be busy.
   As someone else mention its the only way to charge a low price in central London. There are plenty of other agency and independent SP that charge a lot more and presumably see far less clients. However that doesn't mean they are definitely taking the hygiene measures you mention.

Also there are already loads of reviews and a massive thread about HoD. So that should give you a good picture of what to expect. The place isn't really for everyone but there are certain things that you have to compromise on to be able to charge a relatively low price in an expensive part of London. Overall the place does get mostly good feedback on here but there are a few "haters".
« Last Edit: June 02, 2025, 11:38:37 am by LauraHoD »

Offline RandomGuy99

So it’s probably then 10-12 then by sounds of it when you factor in a combination of half hour and hour bookings, potentially a no show or cancellation or two.

It bothers me if any of these three things occur.

Girl doesn’t shower between guys.
Girl is so back to back that they rush you out and you cross paths with the next punter.
Girl doesn’t engage in mouth hygiene between guys so after deep French kissing and owo on one guy she is then french kissing me!

Perhaps Laura can let us know what she and other HOD girls do between guys..
Do remember that the vast majority of SPs are very into hygiene too. They want to be clean just much as you want them to be.  You can help them with this by keeping to your booked time.