Very mundane. Happened last week
Texted on the day. Was told Lina, Cindy, Beata available. I really wanted to see Namie or Katie because of the reviews here. But I decided that scratch a 'toftt' onto the review section. 'Both slim young ladies' was the description.
The lady is OK looking. She told me 38. She looks 38 fully clothed but naked about 45. She's Chinese not Thai. My fault. I should have clarified. Chinese ladies rarely have that spark that have me floating out the door. Next time I'll make double sure that I have a Thai
Nice massage. 40 pound for an hour. Only a sniff of groin tickling. Offered naked massage after 45 minutes. Paid 20 for naked plus 30 for a blow job.
She didn't do any erotic body to body slides. And she put one of those carrier bag things on my deck. If I'd have known that I wouldn't have bothered. I didn’t feel aroused at all. Wish I'd just had the massage.
I didn't find her attractive without clothes at all. I didn't even feel like a wank in all honesty.
Also I asked about a shower before I arrived, and confirmed. However at the end I was told that the massage room with the shower is busy. So that really annoyed me.
In summary, I felt a chump. I've had much better massages where the extras really felt like forbidden fruit. And I felt like I'd missed out on a gem like Katie or Namie.
Positives? You can pay by card. And the area and shop are really nice. I enjoyed the walk to and from the shop more than the massage.
