External Link/Members OnlyAfter reading some posts and a review on here I decided to try this place.
Date – 28.05.25.
Comms – I read that Kelly has the best tits at this place so I phoned up and asked for her specifically. Luckily she was working. Same day booking.
Location – In the basement of a nail bar but the entrance is slightly separate. The place is on the main high street in Ealing so not very discreet. I was lucky enough to get a parking space right in front of the entrance but the parking app said the maximum stay was one hour. I risked it and got away with it.
Price - £55 for a 1hr massage and £70 for B2B. Total paid £125.
SP – Kelly is probably early 30's I would guess. Height is around 5' 6"/7". Facially she's prettier than most of the girls you tend to get in these Chinese HE places but she's no stunner imo. The girl that greeted me (no idea if it was Sophia or Emily) was slightly prettier. Kellys' tits were not huge but a good full C cup and very pert. Her body is slim and in very good condition. No scars or tattoos that I could see. Again, much better than the usual ladies in these places. Trimmed bush.
Her English is poor and her accent is strong so I had to ask her to repeat most of what she said. She's smiley and flirty.
The action – Showed into a large spacious room downstairs and told to strip off. Kelly came in and put a towel over me. She was fully clothed and remained clothed for the entire time that I was face down.
She didn't ask me what kind of pressure I liked, she just got on with it and to be honest it was too firm for me. I like a firm massage but there was just too much pain in this one. She used her elbows, her knees and then the karate chop to whack me all over my body.
It was a bit disappointing because I wanted a slow, relaxing build up to the main event which is why I chose the 'relaxing massage' from their menu.
What I also couldn't understand was why when I told her it was too painful, she didn't change her style. I asked her to be more gentle but her approach was just like 'I know best, this is what you need'.
Even at the end after I was 'basking in the afterglow' she was still whacking my legs really hard.
When the punch-up was over, she brushed her fingernails lightly over my legs and crack for 60 seconds and then leaned in to whisper the usual question.
(There was no sensual stuff while face down).
She wanted £40 for a HJ and £80 for B2B. I told her £80 was too much so she reduced it to £70. I said I would pay £80 if it included DFK or RO but she claimed RO is off the table because she's on her period.
In the end I paid £70.
She asked me to turn over, stripped off and climbed on top of me immediately putting one of her nicely formed tits in my mouth. I had a good old play with her tits and then tried to reach her pussy but she positioned it just out of reach. She does a lot of lip kissing which was nice but no tongues.
She ran her kisses down my body and then started licking my groin area either side of the tackle. I then looked down because I thought she'd started OWO but she was actually brushing her NOSE down my shaft! Never seen that one before.
She got off the table and poured oil over my dick, bringing me to a nice finish.
As there was some time left she continued with the bruising massage. The opposite of what I needed at that moment.
Afterwards she kept hugging me, calling me baby and asking if I would come back. She was smiling a lot and repeatedly pecking me on the lips.
Usually I don't mind the flirting but she laid it on a bit thick.
During the head massage she had completely messed up my hair, it looked like I'd just had a two-hour drive in a convertible. She also wore lipstick and perfume so I was very concerned that I would arrive home to the Mrs with messed up hair and smelling of perfume!
When I got home I had to immediately run upstairs, sort out my hair and get rid of the smell before the Mrs saw me.
Summary – If you're looking for a Chinese HE place but with noticeably younger and prettier girls I would recommend this place but only if you have a high pain threshold.
Return? – No I wouldn't. These girls are pretty but not enough is included for the money they want and they might get me in trouble.
