Miss Hot Sarah
External Link/Members OnlyTL:DR - unattractive, no effort whatsoever made on appearance or to be friendly, totally disinterested/disengaged, ridiculously rushed
Where, when, how much? and comms: Somewhat shabby basement flat in reasonably discreet and convenient location on Aldershot. Apr 2025. £60 for 30 mins. Good comms by text with very clear list of what is and is not included. 30 mins includes: "sex, OW, RO, different positions, touching body, lingerie." What is stated very clearly in caps and I quote: NO OWO, CIM, KISS/FRENCH KISS, FINGERING, ANAL
I think the BB issue mentioned in prior posts is a legacy and no evidence that is on offer - but given the reluctance to exchange any bodily fluids it seems pretty moot. Only extras offered are filming.
(NB BJ not included in the £40 for 15 mins offering which is one reason why I went for 30 mins.)
Bit of context: As noted before, retired from full time work and not in London that often - also been very inactive on the punting front but the itch came back. I quite like petite - but not anorexic - girls esp if they have natural B or C-cup boobs. Sarah is 20 mins drive for me so seemed like worth exploring. Mixed feedback here - 4 lukewarm positives and AW feedback FWIW looked reasonably OK so thought is would be worth a punt.
The Girl: Usual door opening drill and I nearly walked. Looked like she had just got out of bed. No eye contact, hello, or smile. No discernable effort had been made on appearance. I think she might srcub up to a low 7 with a bit of effort, but for me on the day it was a 5 or possibly 6. She was even shorter than I expected. Hard to tell physically as wearing loose fitting T-shirt and yoga pants. Took the cash and disappered for a few minutes returning in a bra and Calvin Kleins which she pretty much immediately took off (but kept the bra on). I could then see that physically she is pretty much exactly like profile photos, and to be fair had a very nice looking cleavage in the bra.
The Session. In over 20 years of doing this I can't remember less engagement or effort to meet my needs or being so rushed. The drill is - lie on your back on the bed - usually by this time I would have a least a semi and would probably be quite hard. On this occasion she wanted to already get the condom on even though practically no sap had risen - and when you take into account I'm a grower not a show-er this was not much fun. Anyway, she gets it on, starts a bit of HJ and then enough growth has occured to move on to quite vigourous BJ - TBH this is not terrible but she is in such a hurry it's f-ing ridiculous. So try to slow things down and ask her to take off her bra. No way that this is coming off - not even for looking not touching. Made some highly implausible excuse. Given the prospect of some nice natural boobs had got me there, this was disappointing.
So I reckon reckon after less than 5 mins of the adequate BJ, she wants to move onto doggy. Don't get me wrong, I like doggy and often finish there - but usually towards the end of 30 mins having been through several positons and some RO while I take a breather. Again, no other positions available this time citing my size - which trust me is perfectly acceptable, but has never ever constrained me from any sexual acitivty before in my entire life.
In an effort to slow things down I asked about RO as I quite enjoy that but it was pretty clear that she would only agree to this reluctantly and also made it clear that she would have no intention of trying to enjoy.
Another ridiculous thing she said somewhere along the line when I was trying to slow it down was that she doesn't trust the punters to cum inside the 30 mins as she has people saying they will cum quickly who then don't cum on time... FFS...
Now in her defence, as noted elsewhere, she has got a very nice arse and a tight pussy. So I decided to cut my losses, pounded her for a few minutes, cleaned up and left - I would guess in about 12 or 13 mins from walking in.
Summary. I think you know by now where this is going - if you've read this far, no need to summarise - a clear negative for me and I will not be returning not even for a P&D - would rather have a wank.
Footnote: When I got back I looked again at the other reviews here to see if I had made a rookie error - I can certainly recognose my experience in some of what has been written but TBH I'm quite surprised these reviews came out as positives as they are lukewarm at best, especially at 5.5/10...
