RENATA***

[king tarzan]

HI there pals!!
Renata *** based in hendon...
Very sexy woman, a bit apprehensive as she is Romanian, and only had 1 review and pricey too..
To look at very sexy, paid her £150 for 1 hour for GFE..
Excellent, lots of passionate deep tongues kissing.
plenty of owo, oral on her, sex was great too.
Going between gfe and porn star vaginal sex. wow was that great..
100% model looking..

Attitude 10
services (gfe) 10
physical construction 8

[mrhappypants]

Link?

[king tarzan]

I don't know how to do that I am afraid, but I write name accurately so you can find on adultwork search..
I have a strong feeling she is finished, but she may return..

[jesus_jones]

I don't know how to do that I am afraid, but I write name accurately so you can find on adultwork search..
I have a strong feeling she is finished, but she may return..

At the bottom of her adultwork profile, there will be 2 links. They are written in this format:
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Simply copy and paste the link, ootherwise your review is useless.

[king tarzan]

Useless is a bit strong, just use adultwork search and they will come up..
All my encounters are London based..

[jesus_jones]

Useless is a bit strong, just use adultwork search and they will come up..
All my encounters are London based..

Useless is a perfectly appropriate word - you have posted 3 reviews and not a single one of them has a link. This is of no use to anyone.

Please don't take it personally, but a review with no link is utterly pointless. EVERYONE posts a link with their reviews, you should do the same.

Edit: that's now 4 reviews. Please just post links with your reviews or stop posting them.

[yorkshire123]

Well my guess is this girl?
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[king tarzan]

its not her....
she has gone now, she told me she was basically doing this for a very quick short period..
All i have is a wonderful memory of an amazing looking woman..

[yorkshire123]

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Your welcome by the way, you've just managed to make it onto my special list 

[Meursault]

Useless is a bit strong

Don't take it personally. There'll be worse to come, from a small minority, if you keep contributing.
Thanks for the useful reviews.
  

[king tarzan]

i know, but my reviews are based on honest experiences, at least its a lead, just type in name in adultworks search and they will come up..
a 20 to 30 second longer process..
hopefully my accurate reviews will not waste someones hard earned honest money, time and petrol and energy..

[cockneybstrd]

i know, but my reviews are based on honest experiences, at least its a lead, just type in name in adultworks search and they will come up..
a 20 to 30 second longer process..
hopefully my accurate reviews will not waste someones hard earned honest money, time and petrol and energy..

Maybe you should be called Chief Inspector Tarzan of the yard

As search for Renata produces 14 results none of which are based in Hendon

So its not really a lead is it

[king tarzan]

she is gone now..
if you find a lady under a new name who is 6ft tall, size 10 all over and has long black hair and olive skinned then it could be her..

[Tonyleung]

Could also be a Conan impersonator 

[king tarzan]

BELIEVE ME SHE WAS GENUINE A FIT HOTTY

or i must be sad to pay £150 and shag minghers!!

[cockneybstrd]

she is gone now..
if you find a lady under a new name who is 6ft tall, size 10 all over and has long black hair and olive skinned then it could be her..

So it was a bit of pointless review then and your not really 'giving members leads' as you put it earlier



You might as well as just posted a load of jumbled up words and phrases

[king tarzan]

read carefully and i mentioned 'ROMANIAN'

[king tarzan]

IN MY REVIEW POST AT TOP

[Tonyleung]

So it was a bit of pointless review then and your not really 'giving members leads' as you put it earlier



You might as well as just posted a load of jumbled up words and phrases

I just put a load of monkeys in a room with typewriters ,, they came up with this

"To be super honest..
Over the phone they tell straight up yes or no to services I request..
At times can be politely abrupt, I sense that in tone of voice..
Pricey yes, but honesty level extremely high..
Delivery of physical services extremely excellent..
Always attractive, virtual reality of pictures if not better..
Attitude always excellent..
I suppose they are justified to charge maybe around 30%  extra for hour GFE service.." 

just having a laugh ..

[Tonyleung]

Could also be a Conan impersonator 

or a Tarzan impersonator. 

[Meursault]

i know, but my reviews are based on honest experiences, at least its a lead, just type in name in adultworks search and they will come up..

To be honest, I've tried.
Samantha May yields nothing, for example.
Thank for the reviews, but why not post the links too?

[Zeusthedoc]

BELIEVE ME SHE WAS GENUINE A FIT HOTTY

or i must be sad to pay £150 and shag minghers!!

i guess this kinda makes you sad then

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=42938.0

it's interesting that the girl that you just posted a vague as fuck review for - who appears to be mentioned further up in this thread (if it is this girl) had just got a bad review on UKP....

[SamLP]

Unless it was last year, I can't remember a Renata in Hendon who charges £150. I've come across a renata in my searches and this one is in Kingsbury which is next to Hendon, and she's Romanian but charges less than the fee quoted by the OP.
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[JamesRockford]

she is gone now..
if you find a lady under a new name who is 6ft tall, size 10 all over and has long black hair and olive skinned then it could be her..

Thanks for the review and I think that you have unfairly criticised on this forum by the usual nitpickers!

You have been very specific about where to find this lady - London... NOT Manchester, not Newcastle, not Llandudno (that's in Wales, old fashioned seaside resort, famous for having a strange name). I'll start looking for this lady this coming week, with my map in hand and going through each of Greater London's 32 boroughs and 25,000 streets and she won't be hard to find.  Dark and 6 feet tall you said?  Big hands?

[JamesRockford]

physical construction 8

 
Ah... penny's dropped - Is she made of rubber with the triple-gusset? They don't make them like that.

[regenmeister]

Is this her?

External Link/Members Only

[SamLP]

I've found her but baffled why he paid £150 when she is charging £90 ph
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[cockneybstrd]

I've found her but baffled why he paid £150 when she is charging £90 ph
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Maybe King Tarzan has included travel costs from Greystoke Manor into the equation

[Sir Knumbskull]

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Your welcome by the way, you've just managed to make it onto my special list 

I see your Teapot and raise you a...

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Still props to the OP for posting some kind of review, at least he tried to share!

[Hornydevil247]

I agree this is a pointless review. Why post a review of a girl whose profile now ceases to exist and provides no benefit to others on here. 

[king tarzan]

she may just return!!

[JamesRockford]

she may just return!!

And given that we have no idea who she is, how will we know if she has returned?

Tarzan, come on and confess... is Renata made of PVC and inflatable with a construction rating of 8/10?

[king tarzan]

she is for real, i know her profile no longer exists..
she is an enigma... she might return she might not.

[king tarzan]

she did exist just like all my other reviews, but renatta*** has gone and her profile..
i know it is pointless writing, but it was my first review, and she was in my head so i put her up..
my mistake, but she did EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UberX]

I've found her but baffled why he paid £150 when she is charging £90 ph
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

yes this is her but I saw her for a quickie which was only oral

[SamLP]

yes this is her but I saw her for a quickie which was only oral

How do you know this is her? The OP hasn't confirmed and keeps saying she will return.
Btw, she now charges £80 ph so still confused as to why £150 was paid unless the girl is another one.

[king tarzan]

the women that the links indicate too are not her, in comparison to her they are minghers..
i would not under any circumstances ever pay £150 to have sex with a MINGHER!!

[fredpunter]

This board gets wierder every day.

Ps uber, thanks for telling us that average size cocks are quite common and a certain woman looks hot apart from the fact she looks like a bloke in your previous posts.

I'm off to write a review of someone I met who retired 5 years ago and I've no idea where she is now but she wasn't that great anyway .....

[SamLP]

the women that the links indicate too are not her, in comparison to her they are minghers..
i would not under any circumstances ever pay £150 to have sex with a MINGHER!!

KT, I think this is the link: External Link/Members Only
Same exact name & location and she's Romanian. She even has feedback mentioning she is tall & beautiful including one fb from someone who's seen a few of the other girls you've reviewed here. Face pics are blurred so only you can know whether it's the same girl or whether the profile may have switched hands (less than a month after it was created)

[king tarzan]

I can assure you that is not her!!!!!
This lady looked like a model!

[JamesRockford]

yes this is her but I saw her for a quickie which was only oral

...... Abdul (=UberX)?  Hey we thought that you were dead.  How are you?

[password02]

So is Mr King Tarzan our old friend fro the past Mr Sadgit / Abdul?

[king tarzan]

Not at all..

[UberX]

This board gets wierder every day.

Ps uber, thanks for telling us that average size cocks are quite common and a certain woman looks hot apart from the fact she looks like a bloke in your previous posts.

I'm off to write a review of someone I met who retired 5 years ago and I've no idea where she is now but she wasn't that great anyway .....

my point was that size is common in specific ethnic group but not meaning all ethnicity, which I have heard in meeting different girls.

[UberX]

How do you know this is her? The OP hasn't confirmed and keeps saying she will return.
Btw, she now charges £80 ph so still confused as to why £150 was paid unless the girl is another one.

I think my friend tarzan khan is getting confused here. He actually saw another Reneta from this profile which is now replaced by another girl.But I can say that I saw this girl who is in current picutres.

[king tarzan]

it is not her.. the lady i saw had 1 review only, and she had been a member for about 3 weeks i think.

[UberX]

it is not her.. the lady i saw had 1 review only, and she had been a member for about 3 weeks i think.

oh man but how it is possible to do two profiles with same name exactly you typed?

[king tarzan]

i don't understand?

[UberX]

i don't understand?

I said you named this review as RENETA*** and there is only profile with this name. and your review description exactly matched with this profile. So there is no way it is possible to make another profile with same name.

[king tarzan]

RENATA***

YOU WROTE RENETA***

And that woman RENATA*** not my type