Worst excuse for not doing A Levels ?

[JMitchell]

What’s the worst excuse you’ve had from a WG after booking for A levels and not receiving it ?

[FLYING BLUE]

Would this not make more sense if you told us yours first?
 

[myothernameis]

Guess it will be the same excuse, your to big, especially in the girth

[Jameson20]

"I need a shit "

[SoapyTW]

"I need a shit "

My arse is on fire. I had a vindaloo for lunch

[PilotMan]

Would this not make more sense if you told us yours first?
 

Exactly!

How many threads do we see of members asking for comments, advice and suggestions, with no context or example from them to start off with.

The last refusal I had was "I need to prepare", even though I had confirmed everything prior to the meeting, specifically anal. I suspect that the girl just didn't do anal, but her handler put it in the pricing anyway.

[jamiekinkxxx]

"I'm not in the mood this evening honey"

Oh sorry that was the ex wife about anything

[scutty brown]

"The dog ate my homework condoms"

[bigbird]

"its my sisters bed"
That was from an appalling punt with "Rachel From Rotherham" many years ago before i was a member here....
I was like, i want to cum in your arse not on the pillows 

[mrwhite]

I don't write my profile or answer my emails the agency does that.

[Deepthroater]

"I've just had an abscess on a tooth" was my worst. I'm no medical expert, so if anyone is, can they shed any light on the relevance to anal as I'm struggling!

Even more bizarre, not two minutes later she offered to rim me    Now I don't need to be a medical expert to work out that wasn't a good idea if she really had just had an abscess in her gob.

One of the better known girls at the sadly missed SS no less 

[Thephoenix]

I need to pass my 'O' levels first.

[Bonker]

"I had a curry last night".
Yes it happened to me, it's in a review.

[jamiekinkxxx]

I need to pass my 'O' levels first.

 

[davey.edwards1969]

I agree - it is a pain in the arse ( if you pardon the pun  ) for a girl to advertise it ( or a parlour ) and then to be declined
The thing that really annoys me is when they say " Sorry I haven't prepared for it today"
FFS - If it is a service they offer then they should prepare in advance - especially if a parlour girl

Having said that I did have a memorable experience with a regular once - we hadn't had anal as it wasn't on her enjoys list even though I had enquired several times- when I turned up she informed me that she was now keen to start offering anal and had been preparing herself for a few weeks with a butt plug to get used to it
Then she offered me they chance to be her first anal client as she knew me and trusted me to be gentle - it was certainly very difficult getting in but she admitted afterwards that she had enjoyed it - no charge either 

Saw her many times after that and it was always available

[Herts_Outcaller]

"You're too big"

Dick is literally average size if I'm being generous 

[FLYING BLUE]

What’s the worst excuse you’ve had from a WG after booking for A levels and not receiving it ?

Why did you even bother to start this thread?
You've never been back here to add any comment about your own experiences - I really don't understand why people do this 

[Shropslad2008]

I had double checked that anal was offered when I made the booking, on the day she made a half arsed attempt. No lube and as soon as my helmet touched her tightly closed sphincter she said I was “too big” and that was that.

[scutty brown]

I had double checked that anal was offered when I made the booking, on the day she made a half arsed attempt. No lube and as soon as my helmet touched her tightly closed sphincter she said I was “too big” and that was that.

You mean she was worried that if you'd got it in she really would have been half arsed.......

[Shropslad2008]

You mean she was worried that if you'd got it in she really would have been half arsed.......

It was pretty disappointing at the time. I’m not what’s worse, a tightly clenched arsehole that you’re never getting access to, or a ragged, gaping chasm that has all of the allure of a bus garage.

[Fuzzyduck]

Why did you even bother to start this thread?
You've never been back here to add any comment about your own experiences - I really don't understand why people do this 

+1
He might as well put a post-it on his forehead that says "Timewaster".

[PilotMan]

What’s the worst excuse you’ve had from a WG after booking for A levels and not receiving it ?

Should have read;

What's the worst excuse from a member for starting a thread with a question, and not make any meaningful contribution yourself?

[I like natural boobs]

Turtle's head doesn't need to be touching cloth for a girl to worry that she might defecate during anal sex. Not having had a bowel movement for a while or having had spicy food recently are legitimate reasons for refusing it.

[scouting]

Turtle's head doesn't need to be touching cloth for a girl to worry that she might defecate during anal sex. Not having had a bowel movement for a while or having had spicy food recently are legitimate reasons for refusing it.

Agreed. If she's a pro who offers A-levels and has a prior booking she will douche.