External Link/Members OnlyWhen: Wednesday 21st May, around 2pm
Where: Brazilian brothel, Haydons Road, Wimbledon
How much: £60 for 30 minutes
On a busy day off work but filled with various boring errands, I decided a quick pump & dump was in order, so I headed to the Brazilian place on Haydons Road to see who was available. I had checked out the profiles on vivastreet, but none of them had names on so rather than texting the number (which I still had in my phone from my previous two visits to this establishment) to ask who was free, I just decided to turn up and see what was on offer. Road works on the turning from Merton High Street to Haydons Road meant getting there took longer than anticipated, but no bother. I managed to park in the bay right outside the house and after sorting out a ringo payment for 45 minutes I went and pressed the bell. Having come unannounced, a woman's voice came through the Ring doorbell telling me to wait a minute. After a couple of minutes, I was let in. They were obviously pretty busy at the time, as rather than getting to pick from a full selection of 5 women as I had previously, there were only two women just inside the front door for me to select from. Both were very similar in appearance, being slim brunettes with big busts and wearing glasses. The one who had answered the door had a nice selection of tattoos, which combined with the sexy secretary specs just about elevated her over the second woman, so I opted for her. She then lead me upstairs to the front first floor bedroom. After handing over the cash, it was off with the clothes. The lady wasn't too chatty, but given that I was just there to empty my balls I wasn't too fussed. After getting naked, I hopped onto the bed and took in the view as she undid and removed her bra to reveal a lovely pair of breasts (fake, pretty hard to touch, but no scarring and responsive nipples). She had a large glass bowl full of condoms by the bedside and fished one out, then sat on the bed beside me and started to rouse my dick with a slightly disinterested hand job, whilst I ran my hands over her lovely arse and breasts. Despite the unenthusiastic hand job, the lady in question was gorgeous and I couldn't wait to fuck her, so I got hard quickly. She slipped the condom on and to my bemusement it was bright blue and quite possibly the thickest latex I've ever had the ignominy of wearing. After a couple of minutes of satisfactory but unspectacular blow job to get me properly hard, I asked her to stop as I was ready to see that arse up close in doggy style. She seemed happy with my choice of position and I got the first glimmer of a smile from her as I asked her to assume the position. She helped guide my new look Smurf-like dick inside her and despite the thick latex, I could tell she had a nice warm fairly tight pussy. I began pumping away, grabbing onto her arse as I did so. She did a little bit of moaning, but nothing OTT or off-putting and I pumped away for a few minutes before flipping her over into missionary so that I could get a look at her face and those bolt-on titties a bit more. She seemed less enthusiastic about missionary however, and just looked over my shoulder at the ceiling as I pumped away. Despite her apparent disinterest, she did pull me in with her legs as I pumped and made a few little switches with her position to heighten the sensation and enjoyment of ploughing her in that position (which wasn't easy on the stupidly soft mattress this place uses on all their beds). After a few minutes of that, I decided to get my money's worth and asked her to switch to cowgirl and ride me to completion. She did so with gusto, planting her feet either side of me and lowering her pussy onto my bright blue totem pole. Again, despite barely a flicker of any sort of expression on her face, she was a real pro and really worked my dick, seemingly tightening her pussy at will as she bounced away on it. Whilst she did all the hard work, I just lay there groping her tits and giving her the odd bit of encouragement by letting her know I was close and to "keep going". In keeping with her very professional and skilled approach to sex, as I felt my sap rise she picked-up on the visual clues that I was about to cum and picked up the speed a bit and arched backwards a little bit to change the sensation a little bit. I shot my load with a satisfactory toe-curling release, which got the second glimmer of a smile out of the Brazilian ice maiden.
Afterwards, as I cleaned myself up with the handful of wet wipes she handed me, I attempted a bit of conversation and asked for her name. She gave it to me, but I'm afraid I completely forgot it within seconds. I have the feeling it was something like Clarissa or Melissa, but I wouldn't be confident enough to stake money on it. I attempted a bit more chat as I got dressed, but as I was getting next to nothing back from her I didn't bother too much. She only put her bra and knickers back on once I was dressed, then walked me downstairs to the front door. Judging from the sound of bed springs squeaking away from behind the closed doors of the other bedrooms I passed on my way out, plenty of other people were doing their best to enjoy the midweek hump day too.
Overall, exactly what I came for. The secretary glasses and banging body more than made up for the business-like (somewhat cold) approach of the lady. Both women that I saw were easily 8 out of 10s looks-wise and the glasses just fed into some latent secretary fantasy I had in my not too deep subconscious, which elevated this from a neutral to a positive.
When searching for the woman's profile on vivastreet to try and remind myself of her name, I was reminded that none of the Haydons Road brothel profiles this week have names on them which isn't normally the case. None of the images completely match the two women that were presented to me on arrival either. Therefore, I've chosen the profile that looks most like her (brunette, slim, pretty, bolt-ons and tattoos - this one ticks all the boxes but I don't think it's her). For a cheap pump and dump establishment, what I will say is that the quality of the women I did see was impressive, especially when you take into consideration that they were what was left since the other rooms were occupied already. I have no qualms about making this a regular place to drop into for a no frills fuck, knowing that I'll get to pick a woman who suits my tastes and for as little as £40 if I want to be in and out in 15 minutes.
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