I'd read about this place from another reviewer so decided to pay it a visit. It was a bit hard to find but the location is on Tooting High Street. To find it, come out of the Tooting Broadway tube station and turn left, walking past the Sainsbury's and along the road. The location is about 10 minutes walk situated close to a bus stop on the right hand side of the road.
Anyway, I found the shop, which looked a little grim from the outside. Think tired and old and in need of some refurbishment - like me. However the door was slightly ajar so I ventured inside. It was a narrow room with a reception desk at the end, which was empty. Very quickly a voice came from behind me - "hello" - which surprised me. Seems that she had emerged from a side door - a bit like Mr Benn - which startled me a little.
She was small(ish) with long dark hair, good makeup and dressed in a short dress and high heels. Definitely not pretending to be a 'kosher' establishment but the ground rules were set.
I asked for a 30 minute massage and she replied that the price is £25. After agreeing the fee and handing over the dosh she showed me to a small room (the whole place was small) and invited me to undress and make myself comfortable on the table.
A few minutes later she knocked on the door and entered. She started with a fairly good massage. Lots of rubbing and circular motions with her hands. More like washing the dishes, rather than giving a massage but an enjoyable experience nonetheless. After about 20 minutes she leant close to my ear and whispered the obligatory "extras" question which was followed up by HE £20, B2B £40 and "Pussy" £80.
At this point I remembered that the previous reviewer paid £60 for "Pussy" which immediately got my back up - although I may have misremembered - so I opted for the HE option. After some more rubbing I thought 'fuck this' and upgraded to the B2B option. Yes, I know I'm a dick. After the flip she got undressed and started with some HR and allowed me access to her nether regions. Shortly after I asked if I could lick her pussy and she duly obliged, climbing onto the table and offering her juicy bits and at the same time applied a rubber to my pointy bits. This is odd, I thought, did we miscommunicate and she's on a different trajectory. Anyway, she popped her head down and worked away whilst I obliged at the other end of the field. She made some appreciative noises, which I suspect were artificially amplified. I didn't last too long and popped into the plastic.
After that it was the slightly awkward, but enjoyable, 'where are you from', 'how long are you staying conversation'. For those who are interested in such matters, she's from Taiwan and has been / will be here for 5 years. I couldn't work out exactly what she was said but I suspect it was the former.
Overally she was a lovely lady - positive, bubbly and a pleasure to mis-spend 30 minutes with. Would I visit her again? Probably, yes, but they will need to spruce up the decor. Thank you, Mimi. It was a pleasure to meet you.
