Siam relax Ashton under lynee
£45 1 hour massage
07340417999
Went about a week ago. Called/texted to arrange a time and showed up as planned. The woman who greeted me looked young and tight. She led me upstairs—I used the toilet first, then stripped off and covered myself with a towel. She asked if I was shy, which gave me some hope that a happy ending might be on offer.
Unfortunately, the massage was really bad. Just light, barely-there touches for a full hour. No real pressure, didn’t feel like she was trained at all.
She said she was the owner and usually just does cosmetics, but someone else had left, so she’s been filling in. During the massage I asked what else was on offer, but apparently, there was nothing.
Paid £45 for a poor massage. Honestly, live and learn. I wouldn’t go back unless there were other staff there and a guarantee of HE.
That said, the venue itself is decent. A bit busy if you’re into discretion, but the room was warm and the massage table was comfortable—which I always appreciate.
