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Good evening saints & sinners evening mass is now is session.
Price: £150 for 30 minutes
When: December sometime
Location: Very well known hotel just of junction 10
Looks: Unbelievable, honestly whenever I see pictures like hers i instantly presume it's photoshopped or old pictures which to my suprise and delight she is exactly like the pictures if not even more impressive in person.
Toned abs, painted nails, soul melting smile. (the kind you see in the gym in the really tight pants that you constantly get caught peeping at.
Comms: This is the only negative really, Comms were an absolute mess with all the usual bollocks late replies unclear on details etc you name it this bimbo tried it.
Eventually confirmed a time and was then text asking if i could make it earlier as she'd forgot she already had a booking for that time so i said I'll do my best for that time but can't promise based on traffic.
Turns out the booking she was on about was actually me and she got confused on who she was texting because as i arrived she was confused to see it was me and not someone else and even told me she was expecting someone else.
The meet: Sadly this one isn't as exciting as my other reviews as for once everything went completely right
Arrived at location given room number and off i fucked.
Usual hiding behind the door trick and hugs/paperwork exchanged plus the laughs about the confusion with the Comms.
Roxy seemed a little intoxicated like she'd just done a line and had a few vodkas which it's Saturday night who am i to begrudge.
Went for a shower and thought about pissing all over her shampoo bottles just to be spiteful alas the saint in me prevailed and the shampoo bottles went unharmed
Out the shower and she sat me down on the sofa for a little strip tease and wow just wow what an amazing body i was genuinely lost for words I had to pinch myself to check if I'd not just fallen asleep in the bath and this was all just an illusion.
She then started teasing and began the owo which again was really deep and some crazy sucking & spitting noises can't really remember too much as i was trying to cling onto my soul.
I came close to cuming so had to use what was left of my life energy to request we rubber up and a moment to collect my thoughts.
She turned reverse cowgirl or should I say sheep girl
And just started going hell for leather on my caped vigilant so it was a case of out of the frying pan and into the fire for me because now I've got this massive Welsh arse clapping it's cheeks on my thighs and at this point I can see thunder and hear lightening so i started pulling on this bitches hair as she's still going speed of the devil on my meat
and she appeared at least to be genuinely having a good time giving me a private tour of the valleys.
No idea how I'm still hanging on at this point I've felt the sap rise and fall more times than the ottoman empire and I'm laser focused on keeping that load secure but at the same point i was having such a good time i didn't want it to stop so i rode the wave and just hoped i had enough willpower to see it through.
After a few minutes and is really going for it she eventually got out of breath and collapsed sat back on my cock and leaned back laughing and snogging my face off while my cock was still inside her.
It was at this point i realised this was no ordinary woman
After punting the worst of society it was finally my time to be rewarded so onto the bed we moved and I'd bent her over the bed before spending the next 5 minutes slowly acquainting myself with her massive 50inch arse and believe me I left no stone unturned as my tongue swished and swooshed around like a diabetic looking for insulin.
Eventually it was time! Alas poor Yorick!
Missionary with her legs around my shoulders and boy was that a sight to behind those pretty little painted toes in my mouth while she she rubbed her tits and smiled devishley
eventually it was time to pop and although i was tempted to finish in the bag cim was on offer free of charge so i took advantage and couldn't resist the offer of having my cum drained by this little vixen.
She sucked what was left of my soul into her mouth and continued to wank me off and smiled as a little dribbled onto her tits she then got up to go to the bathroom to spit as she didn't swallow which is where i took the chance to look at her reflection in the mirror that showed her cute little jiggle into the bathroom and admired my handy work.
Watch some 20/30 something year old bimbo beaut hopping around with my seed in her mouth.
Nevertheless the seed had been dropped and one that's happened there's no time for chit chat so off i fucked before the awkward boring bollocks came out (it had been a 10/10 punt so far so no reason to ruin it)
Nothing worse than sitting post nut listening to a prostitute waffle shit while you're longing to get a bite to eat and catch the last bit of match of the day.
All in all this is probably one of the best punts and possibly one of the few working girls that would merit an hour booking. Nothing too much and i actually liked her personality which is very unusual for me.
Would i go back? Does a bear shit in the woods...
Of course
Hopefully you enjoyed this review it's not as bizarre as my usual punts because this sp went above and beyond.
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She realised if she keeps the rates high and the punts coming she's never too far away from an 8 ball.
