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Usual punting flats opposite Morrisons in Woking on a Saturday afternoon
The door opened itself, the lady herself behind it, quite tall, clearly at least 10 years older than the 35 stated on her profile, I doubt the profile photos are her though, definitely not a stunner but I would not say she was ugly and she seemed polite enough at this time, showed me to the room, which was so dark you could barely see anything with a candle burning and a light with an item of clothing on it obscuring the full light, so paperwork exchanged she went to stash the cash and came back in the room and pulled her top down, revealing her tits which were probably the only accurate thing as stated on her profile it was clothes off for me and I was told to lay on the bed facedown for a massage which was a copious amount of baby oil poured on my back and an averagely crap massage of her rubbing her hands around my back and that was then followed by the question how I want to finish? I asked what’s on offer? She was quite stroppy and answered “I don’t like answers to my question with a question” So I said sex she wanted £20 more followed by her telling me I didn't read her profile properly because all the extras are listed (no they ain't !!!) so asked blowjob? Again she was a bit stroppy “I don’t do anything bare!!” (I did not even ask !!!!!) and then proceeded with a OW blowjob which just seemed so robotic, so much so I started losing my hard on which is highly unusual for me, she gave a bit of hand assistance until I became fully hard again and continued the blowjob to completion. I usually take the condom with me to bin it, it’s just something I do, no SP has ever said anything before other than “ok” this one was “ohhhhhhh you don’t trust me” after a quick shower I had a bit of a chat with her, she seemed talkative and more friendly by this point, and I was finally on my way.
See the screenshot for yourselves - either I’m blind or stupid but there are no extras listed, oral without (at discretion) listed but gives snotty comments that she doesn’t do it, services not clear and quite a dishonest profile.
For the price, it was a joke, £90 for a lashing of oil and a light rub, followed by an unexciting blowjob, I had a fantastic time about month or so ago with Baby Shark (review coming shortly!!) for the same money.
Absolute negative. Bad attitude, hidden extras, lies about the profile.
Would I visit again? Never in a million years.
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