External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Milton Keynes Escorts, Fenny Stratford (new one)
Duration: Half Hour
Paid: £80 + £30
Services: DFK/OWO/DT/RO/Penetration/A Levels
Comms: Phoning madame is always professional @ MKE
I don't think Honey's had a review with anal here even though she only charges £30 extra. When I booked her in advance, which you will need to to if you want to see her, I mentioned I wanted A Levels, but I don't know if you have to do that every time. Didn't ask her if she has an enema before each punt either.
I do like to see full face pics before I book - plus, they're a sign you'll be getting an adventurous and dedicated SP. Her photos are shopped and flattering but not catfish. Five foot nothing, size 12, early 30s I'd say and her boobs are floppy and 'point downwards' but that doesn't bother me. I do prefer naturals but I bet she'll have a boob job to improve business: she is dedicated.
She snogged me like a horny teenager which was a good start, loads of tongue. As I expected, that's her style: rampant cockaholic, not one for subtlety. I enjoy the maneaters, as you'll know from my reviews they're often the ones that get 10/10.
An enthusiastic and hungry cocksucker as I expected. Not shy of licking my balls all over, didn't even have to ask her to. Couldn't deep throat me but had a good gag on it. Charges £20 extra for CIM which would be worth it but I had other plans. Made a lot of noise when she laid back on the bed and got her thorough licking, some of you might say overacting but I don't mind actresses. She was salty down there but that would have been the sweat we worked up, she wasn't
fishy.
Pussy could have been tighter, but then, it's had a lot of use! Not too slack for me and I see no-one else here has complained. When men do it's usually because they don't have enough to fill one up, that's what Honey says. She can handle any pounding in any position including doggy, she just begs for more - in the filthiest language she can think of.
So onto the anal: she lubed herself up and I eased it in over the doorstep, in doggy. I started slowly and built up a rhythm, she could handle it ably and made no complaint as I gave her a good hard seeing to. She grabbed the sheets tightly in her fists and moaned, a thing I always like to see! I came after a few minutes (so will you) and when I pulled it out there was no poop on the condom, although the lube didn't smell good!
Honey's a little sex monster and I'll be back up her bum when I get the chance. One of my best punts, I'll give her the award of
10/10 Electric Sex Punt. If she gets her boobs done I suppose I'll have to give her an 11.
