Author Topic: Bronte - Director's Lodge Pinxton Nottingham  (Read 3816 times)

Offline Ennui Smith

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Location - Director's Lodge at Pinxton, North Nottinghamshire close to Junction 28
Price - £12 door fee and then £70 for half an hour
Girl - pretty much as per the description

The meet:  seeing the post in the review section which got moved to the discussion reminded me I hadn't reviewed Bronte after seeing her a couple of weeks past.  My usual preference is for Thais but they haven't been terribly accommodating of late so I thought I'd try Bronte as I had seen a review thought she sounded worth a go.  It seemed like other punters were curious to know more too.

The previous review is fairly accurate about her.  She is a pretty lass, and she's tall and slim.  I would perhaps take issue with him saying her breasts were natural.  I would say they are very well done but it did seem by both the feel and the shape ( mainly when she was crouching over me ) that she had had some work done.  They are still very soft so she had probably just gone up a size or two rather than suddenly sprouting a pair of DDs from nothing.  She also had a pert and very nicely rounded bum. 

Kissing was on the lips but no tongues which was a bit of a shame but oral was good.  I decided to stick with OW as this was a shorter session.  Had I known what to expect, I might have booked for longer.  She was pleasant and accommodating.  I asked for a GFE after she asked me what I liked and that is what I got, although I would say proper DFK would have made it a proper GFE.  We spent some time in 69 although I felt like she had positioned herself so as not to get too carried away.  We finished off in cowgirl.  A bit of a chat at the end which was friendly and that was that.

I reckon she will tick all the right boxes for a fair few punters so definitely worth giving a try.  I enjoyed my time with her.  Might go back at some point in the future.

Offline HornyMoFo

How old would you say she is?

Offline GoldTop

Tits in the photo look very fake!

Offline Ennui Smith

How old would you say she is?
I'm not very good with ages but she could well be the stated 27.  She might be a little older as they often knock about five years off their age for their profiles but she might also be a little bit younger.

Offline Ennui Smith

Tits in the photo look very fake!
Before they updated the site I think it was just the green bikini pics which were up and it's difficult to tell there.  However, I agree with the photos with the white underwear.  I mentioned it because the previous review had stated ( if I remember correctly ) natural and I know most guys like to know in advance, if possible.  I generally do too and prefer natural by quite some way, but she was pretty and fit enough ( and as I said, they were done well and not a huge shift in size in my estimation ) with a good attitude that it didn't really detract from the experience.

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Offline gbyld87

She's called Lauren at Club Classique!

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Oh shit, is it the same person?  Fake arse and fake tits, Irish?

I can see the recycled photo but I wouldn't think it was the same Lauren I've seen at CC.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2025, 11:02:21 pm by gbyld87 »

Offline HornyMoFo

Oh shit, is it the same person?  Fake arse and fake tits, Irish?

I can see the recycled photo but I wouldn't think it was the same Lauren I've seen at CC.

The pics show the same girl and same green bikini

Offline gbyld87

The pics show the same girl and same green bikini

Yes I can see the photo is the same one used by both parlours.  Having seen Lauren at cc, and having read the reviews of Brontë at DL, I would never have guessed it was the same person (not would I have thought it her from the photo).

But I'm sure you're right.

Offline sniffer

I met Bronte a while back (no, haven't done a review yet). She's a young, attractive girl with a gentle voice and a soft Dublin accent. Didn't look anything like the girl in the green bikini, which looks to me like a 'shopped pic of someone older. I find that none of the girls at Director's look like the pics on their website, even Chelsea's arse. That's not a criticism, just an observation. I rely on the reputation of the parlour when booking, not the pics or (non)descriptions. Maybe there is more than one Bronte?

Offline Hereto69

Bronte is a nice girl to chat to and is IG pretty. I cannot add any value in terms of a review/service.

The photo situation. From my own perspective it makes no difference and I can understand why some girls are careful with regards to what pictures show.

In reference to Chelsea, her ass is better than her pics (imo)

The lodge is run to a high standard, with Lisa making sure of this and a great group of girls.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2025, 10:48:33 pm by Hereto69 »