WTF - not sure I've heard this one before !!!

[chandlerhandler]

Extract from a barcelona review 


Then perhaps the weirdest,  most amazing thing I’ve ever done. She places a condom over your feet, lubes up her arse and then gets you to insert the whole foot up there. It’s something she obviously adores as she seemed to come again and again while doing it. Proper wank bank stuff.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=427181.0

My cock would be no good up there after some fuckers size 10's 

[Thephoenix]

I must remember to ask my podiatrist if she'd consider this treatment.

[GCAS9]

Got to ask what's the term for the podal equivalent of fisting; maybe there's another meaning to the phrase "getting a kick up the arse!"

[KatieEdinburgh]

It’s something she obviously adores as she seemed to come again and again while doing it.

Also known as acting  but yes as long as everyone is happy it’s all good

[markballoon]

Years ago Chelsea at Fingertips in Manchester used to do this with your foot and her fanny.  No condom required

[DastardlyDick]

Years ago Chelsea at Fingertips in Manchester used to do this with your foot and her fanny.  No condom required

From bareback to barefoot 

[simping]

Saw a video on efukt of a gay gangbang, one of the lads was an amputee (leg), he proceeds to rubber up and shove his stump down the bottoms arsehole.

[rebelscum]

Talk about putting your foot in it...

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Begs the question do wimmen get piles?...

[scutty brown]

Begs the question do wimmen get piles?...

Very much so. And it's all down to bad diet: they don't chew enough roughage

[MissWolf]

Very much so. And it's all down to bad diet: they don't chew enough roughage

Ummm not always so scutty sorry, it's not all down to diet.

There is the small matter of childbirth to add in, that is a major factor when it comes to piles, the pressure of childbirth on the surrounding tissues and veins is immense. Many women suffer from post natal piles that later clear up, but I would suggest that given that a weakness is now present that may reoccur at a later date.

Then there is genetics and lifestyle just like with any man, so diet does play a part but no more than in men, unless there is scientific and medical data to prove otherwise which you can point me to.

Now where is that DocHoliday 🤔

[Doc Holliday]

Now where is that DocHoliday 🤔

Short reply as I have to pop out to the pharmacy for some Anusol.

It is pregnancy overall that is a factor rather than just the pushing at the end. Also can give rise to varicose veins which are similar. Both normally temporary and resolve. Overall there is very little difference in how common haemorrhoids are between men and women.

I suffered with huge piles after the birth of my children. Piles of laundry all over the house.

[Razor Boy]

Short reply as I have to pop out to the pharmacy for some Anusol.

It is pregnancy overall that is a factor rather than just the pushing at the end. Also can give rise to varicose veins which are similar. Both normally temporary and resolve. Overall there is very little difference in how common haemorrhoids are between men and women.

I suffered with huge piles after the birth of my children. Piles of laundry all over the house.

 

[scutty brown]

Ummm not always so scutty sorry, it's not all down to diet.

There is the small matter of childbirth to add in, that is a major factor when it comes to piles, the pressure of childbirth on the surrounding tissues and veins is immense. Many women suffer from post natal piles that later clear up, but I would suggest that given that a weakness is now present that may reoccur at a later date.

Then there is genetics and lifestyle just like with any man, so diet does play a part but no more than in men, unless there is scientific and medical data to prove otherwise which you can point me to.

Now where is that DocHoliday 🤔

Chewing on roughage was supposed to be a joke..........it obviously failed

[MissWolf]

Chewing on roughage was supposed to be a joke..........it obviously failed

Yep went straight over my head  Sorry 

[Xtro]

Short reply as I have to pop out to the pharmacy for some Anusol.

It is pregnancy overall that is a factor rather than just the pushing at the end. Also can give rise to varicose veins which are similar. Both normally temporary and resolve. Overall there is very little difference in how common haemorrhoids are between men and women.

I suffered with huge piles after the birth of my children. Piles of laundry all over the house.

Not only the cleverest, but the funniest too!   

[mr.bluesky]

Begs the question do wimmen get piles?...

Can they get verrucas of the fanny if they do this.    or athletes fanny.

[scouting]

Can they get verrucas of the fanny if they do this.    or athletes fanny.

Their fannies do seem to be quite athletic