Married and new to punting. Any advice to a newbie?

[Cum_again]

Read the reviews on here.
Pick a well reviewed girl.
Fuck her.
Fuck lots more and just enjoy the sex.
Fuck women who are out of your league.
Fuck women in ways most civvies would never allow.  Live out your deviant fantasies guilt free.

Ejoy yourself.

[stampjones]

Be aware of the risks...

- Catching some STD
- Being outed
- being blackmailed
- getting threatened by a pimp
- Getting found out and being ostracized by your family / her family
- Getting caught up in police raid
- having to explain parking or speeding ticket from an unusual area
- your hidden punting phone sounding an emergency alert message
- leaving something incriminating in your browser history

I mean maybe but in 40 years of punting only one of those things has ever happened to me and it was pretty easy to sort out

[advent2016]

Be aware of the risks...

- Catching some STD - Always wear a condom
- Being outed - reduce this by not punting where known
- being blackmailed - See above. Report to Police
- getting threatened by a pimp - Report to police / ignore
- Getting found out and being ostracized by your family / her family - Claim sex addiction
- Getting caught up in police raid - Unless they are underage/trafficked, it's not illegal.
- having to explain parking or speeding ticket from an unusual area - Use punting vehicle
- your hidden punting phone sounding an emergency alert message - Turned off when not in use, stored with punting: vehicle, money, clothes and escape helicopter
- leaving something incriminating in your browser history - Use another computer - can be virtual. Never, ever check own email / socials from this.

Join a gym with many locations. Support and follow a sports team
Keep any lies simple. Try and avoid using friends.

[Titi]

Read the reviews on here.
Pick a well reviewed girl.
Fuck her.
Fuck lots more and just enjoy the sex.
Fuck women who are out of your league.
Fuck women in ways most civvies would never allow.  Live out your deviant fantasies guilt free.

Ejoy yourself.

+1

Definitely enjoy yourself.

[tynetunnel]

Yes same mate - perfume is the main offender!  Very, very rare to find one doesn't have anything on them!

I usually request in advance, light perfume and make up, or ideally none. So that I “take home just happy memories”   

[southcoastpunter]

I usually request in advance, light perfume and make up, or ideally none. So that I “take home just happy memories”   

especially if you say you "are allergic to perfume - it makes me sneeze!!" That generally works as they don't want you sneezing all over them!

[hullad]

Whatever you do

Study this site in depth

Trust no one

Tell no one

Never let the little brain dominate your big brain


If it seems cheap, there is a good reason


All escorts delete at least five years off the real age


If they have track marks on there arms, body get on your toes

Put a report on here share the knowledge

Never fall for an escort , they can't be trusted


Never use your own phone get a cheap one

[KatieEdinburgh]

All escorts delete at least five years off the real age

Not true by the way

[tynetunnel]

Not true by the way

It is for many. Perhaps not actually all. But maybe most. Some considerably more than even 5 years!

[Colston36]

Whatever you do

Study this site in depth

Trust no one

Tell no one

Never let the little brain dominate your big brain


If it seems cheap, there is a good reason


All escorts delete at least five years off the real age


If they have track marks on there arms, body get on your toes

Put a report on here share the knowledge

Never fall for an escort , they can't be trusted


Never use your own phone get a cheap one

I've trusted quite a few escorts over many years and had very little trouble.

[Strawberry]

It is for many. Perhaps not actually all. But maybe most. Some considerably more than even 5 years!

Not for me either because I set my birthday slightly ahead, my advertised age is technically very slightly older than my true age.

[Chazz]

Remember that although you're paying for an hour of fiction and fantasy, SPs are real people. Be kind and friendly and you'll likely be rewarded with great service. If you walk in with a shitty attitude, you'll get the service that you deserve.

[Cum_again]

Not true by the way

10?

[Cum_again]

Remember that although you're paying for an hour of fiction and fantasy, SPs are real people. Be kind and friendly and you'll likely be rewarded with great service. If you walk in with a shitty attitude, you'll get the service that you deserve.

Amen to that

[alabama1]

Not true by the way

The majority of his 'advice' is inaccurate.

[advent2016]

The majority of his 'advice' is inaccurate.

Some is OK. I'd temper "get a cheap phone" with get a reliable punting phone that helps protect privacy, so a known make of Android like Samsung or Apple and not a £20 Chinese phone that sends audio and video to bad people all day long and don't add a payment card.

[Lewisgunner]

For a first punt it must be thrilling and enjoyable. Otherwise you may just feel disgust and not continue with what can be a fantastic lifetime hobby. I suggest that you start with a tantric massage which is less of a betrayal. If you can get to London, and can afford her, Kelly at secrettantric is stunning it’s thrilling, sexy and she’s fun, though very expensive.After you’ve broken the ice you can then experiment and decide if in future you want something more up close and personal, and less expensive, and try different girls and types eg petite, busty,  blonde etc.. And you never know you might find one or two tricks to fire  up the Mrs back at home. Hope this helps. Enjoy.

[southcoastpunter]

For a first punt it must be thrilling and enjoyable. Otherwise you may just feel disgust and not continue with what can be a fantastic lifetime hobby.

and that can be the problem - its is very addictive and yes, become a limetime hobby entailing spending a lot of money and if you have a OH, lots of decit / lies / covering your back!

[advent2016]

It's an addiction for me and I have put myself in some very dangerous situations - scammed / steamed when I was younger. I used to like street action, now there is too much CCTV/ANPR etc. I visit a lot of regulars but still like trying someone new and often disappointed looking to get that same "hit" like the early ones. Now I tend to overplan, keep to a budget and still seeking my nirvana previously only to be found in mainland Japan at a Pink Salon.

[Doc Holliday]

OP has logged in a number of times since but no follow up?

[WelshClipper]

OP has logged in a number of times since but no follow up?

On earlier forums (fori?) this was seen as maybe a journalist looking to fill an article. In this case the state of “happily married men” seeking out escorts.

But maybe he just fell asleep or got caught browsing UKP by the missus. 

[Alexmck]

Read the reviews on here.
Pick a well reviewed girl.
Fuck her.
Fuck lots more and just enjoy the sex.
Fuck women who are out of your league.
Fuck women in ways most civvies would never allow.  Live out your deviant fantasies guilt free.

Ejoy yourself.

This

[here2screw]

I mean maybe but in 40 years of punting only one of those things has ever happened to me and it was pretty easy to sort out

was it the police raid  ?

[lukaspot]

Your hunger for adventure is intoxicating, my friend, but let’s make sure the thrill doesn’t come with regrets. Why not turn that restless energy back on your wife first? Seduce her like a stranger: whispers in the dark, a blindfold, a night where rules don’t exist. If she still resists, then ask yourself, can you taste freedom without bitterness later? Either way, play safe… and play smart.

[pbrown355]

Forum/fora

[WelshClipper]

Forum/fora

 

[GreyDave]

  I get paid cash occasionally and the few small wins on lotto I keeep as a stash for punting although now I ve eaten in to my 25% pension payment 

I tend to punt and shop or go to a warehouse on same day usally prtend to be knackered needing a shower and relax which I am now after a session and have a beer ..
This means I wont be taking a blue with OH 

Ive a cheap pay as go phone and its in full veiw in boot of car for breakdowns I delete all evey tme Ive used and the rare occasion the WG has sent a postcode or text it is easy to dismiss as a wrong number the sims are changed frequently as often its cheaper to get sim and top up with new number than top up...my phone has no detail on it and ive had it stolen and have lost it several times. If you try and keep it secret thats when you may have a problem.

I dont induldge in fantasy time ie flash hotel dinner and chat its something Ive not got an intrest in but some single older guys on here will spend a fortune on such a time 
I am a fucker simple...I have a routie that I like to try and do with all the girls I see i find it allows me to compare and savor the moments in the build up .
Rarely do I travel more than 30mins away except at weekends when I used to work in London and do a walk up day in soho ( no longer up to it sadly )

An hours booking and 2 hr parties take planning and often youll find it drops out at last min time wise for you, I always have a plan for what i am doing AFTER the punt I keep a medium price bottle of aftershave in car just to freashen up before entering home after in case and I wash dick again and face straight away.

Be aware of what your spending as it can run away when you get in gear so to speak I looked back over my records and at a local parlour Ive visted some girls multi times and not reveiwed all vist but spent just under 2 grand in 6 months in one place on 35 vists plus thats about 20 odd 100mg pills cut in half    £40 £60 are the usall for me and the odd 150 and 200 MMF punt for an hour are my treats

The biggest worry Ive had are injuries I saw a BritBlonde who I reveiwed who really enjoyed Ball Busting me she put a hairband round then then slapped and slapped them ( it felt great at time ) and the pain exqusite and i was able to shag well HOWEVER  after my sacks outer veins were broken and my ball sack blue and uncomfatable ...this took some explaining, I ve also had a Rom scratch me with her nails as I was cumming I did not notice this either till home  I ve been in walk ups when imagration  have checked and a parlour when police called too both non events ...

Punting give you a chance to try diffrent women of diffrent shapes race size I started wanting big tits then parties then Black girls now it Chinese and big Clitters its a bit like stamp collecting