Laura - House of Divine - Victoria

[Bornnippy]

Again apologies but unable to post link.

I wanted to see Laura again as had met her a few years back but missed out on her cim due to it being a threesome and the other girl being on the business end of my cock.

Coms were decent, booked a few days ahead then confirmed on the day. £90 for 30 mins.

I find Laura very attractive, I was shown in and Laura offered me a shower but told me not to worry unless I needed one, I didn't do I didn't. Laura was still getting ready.

When she came in the room she started snogging my face off and undoing my trousers to get at my cock, this was a huge turn on. Once my trousers and pants dropped to the floor she got on her knees and started sucking my cock enthusiastically. Lots of attention to my balls and looking up at me whilst she went to town once, it was great. I wanted to fuck her so rubbered up and she got on top, she looked amazing riding me and I was a lot more into the sex than I had been for some time, in fact I was close to coming a few times.

Laura dismounted after a lovely time riding and snogging me then took me back in her mouth for a cim finish, she swallowed the lot.

Would definitely go back, she one of the best at HOD imo and an amazing dirty GF experience. That and I find her very attractive and sexy.

[moonlight_lad]

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Laura was on my list and I might visit her soon. I am guessing she is in Victoria?

[Bornnippy]

Hi

Yes she is

[iq129]

Superb review of a top class lady.

I am glad that Laura posts here from time to time, and I am hoping she reads my post.

Whenever, on this forum, I express my frustration at not receiving DFK from the greatest DFK providers, Laura comes out to boost my low self esteem. Thank you Laura.

Laura keeps insisting that escorts, especially herself, do not discriminate between handsome and ugly men when it comes to quality of service, especially DFK.

This review is making me feel like returning to punting, and to see Laura just to prove her totally wrong.

Since my FK lacking punts with two of the best DFK providers, I decided not to punt at all, but I will return, just to prove Laura wrong by seeing her at HoD, provided she is willing to see me. I really would love to challenge Laura and make her eat her own words.

As for the OP, all I can say is that you are one lucky guy to have experienced top service from Laura. I am happy for you but am also envious at the same time.

[LauraHoD]

Haha...of course I will let you book me even if it is for this weird reason (hoping I will refuse to DFK you because you're so unattractive lol).
 
I won't be in London until the summer is over now though.

I have actually met a few SP recently who have told me that they only DFK with men they find attractive. But I still don't think that is normal and quite unprofessional really but I guess it's up to them.

Ps. Thank you OP for the review x

[patelprat]

Haha...of course I will let you book me even if it is for this weird reason (hoping I will refuse to DFK you because you're so unattractive lol).
 
I won't be in London until the summer is over now though.

I have actually met a few SP recently who have told me that they only DFK with men they find attractive. But I still don't think that is normal and quite unprofessional really but I guess it's up to them.

Ps. Thank you OP for the review x

You usually work from MK?

[LauraHoD]

I'm just staying up north over the summer. Incase the weather is too hot. Just have fear of working during a heatwave. I plan my schedule too far in advance to know how the weather will be. I haven't really worked in the south over the summer since I moved away in 2021.

[anonymouse72]

This review is making me feel like returning to punting, and to see Laura just to prove her totally wrong.

Since my FK lacking punts with two of the best DFK providers, I decided not to punt at all, but I will return, just to prove Laura wrong by seeing her at HoD, provided she is willing to see me. I really would love to challenge Laura and make her eat her own words.

That reads like your almost guilt tripping Laura into providing you with services. Dodgy ground there and doesn't sit right tbh.

[KatieEdinburgh]

That reads like your almost guilt tripping Laura into providing you with services. Dodgy ground there and doesn't sit right tbh.

Correct, she should refuse booking on this attitude alone in my opinion. Sounds like he holds a grudge against plenty other SPs imo

Has he even considered it might not be his looks preventing DFK previous ? Usually it’s hygiene we will base this on rather than looks.

I say this from my experiences alone . But I’ve never turned down kissing because of looks- but I HAVE turned down because of terrible breath, black teeth or a suspected cold etc etc

Or another but very valid reason. if their kissing technique is so poor that it hurts. No thanks

But a guy turned down for kissing will think it is looks first rather than anything else

[iq129]

Haha...of course I will let you book me even if it is for this weird reason (hoping I will refuse to DFK you because you're so unattractive lol).
 
I won't be in London until the summer is over now though.

I have actually met a few SP recently who have told me that they only DFK with men they find attractive. But I still don't think that is normal and quite unprofessional really but I guess it's up to them.

Ps. Thank you OP for the review x

That's the point I have been making all along. Thank you for confirming this with other SPs.

I now don't have to see you to prove you wrong, but I will still see you because you sound like a great lady.

[iq129]

That reads like your almost guilt tripping Laura into providing you with services. Dodgy ground there and doesn't sit right tbh.

I am sorry to give a wrong impression. I never have nor will ever force any lady to do anything that she is uncomfortable with. Maybe I should have worded this differently.

By the way, I have visited HoD many times, and I have seen Honey six times, I don't think the people at HoD would welcome me if I was dodgy.

[KatieEdinburgh]

That's the point I have been making all along. Thank you for confirming this with other SPs.

But it is a minority not a majority who say this. no need to go around stating it as a fact

You might have been refused DFK for different reasons not looks btw

[iq129]

Correct, she should refuse booking on this attitude alone in my opinion. Sounds like he holds a grudge against plenty other SPs imo

Has he even considered it might not be his looks preventing DFK previous ? Usually it’s hygiene we will base this on rather than looks.

I say this from my experiences alone . But I’ve never turned down kissing because of looks- but I HAVE turned down because of terrible breath, black teeth or a suspected cold etc etc

Or another but very valid reason. if their kissing technique is so poor that it hurts. No thanks

But a guy turned down for kissing will think it is looks first rather than anything else

You are welcome to form your own opinion but I find your comments to be very offensive. I am saddened by your accusation that I "hold a grudge against plenty other SPs".

What makes you say this? I have left more positive reviews than negatives or neutrals. Laura works at the same agency that I have availed of many times. No one there seems to think that I hold grudges against SPs.

I have seen Honey six times as well as other ladies there. I also take along presents for the girls and they all respect me.

As for hygiene, I am always well groomed and cleaned. It takes me two hours to prepare myself for a punt. This includes nail cutting and manicuring, shaving, trimming my pubes, using mouthwash and then chewing gum all the way from home to the escort's location.

I have mentioned in previous topics that I have very low self-esteem and that I was severely bullied when I was in my teens. Your comments make me feel the same way again.

[iq129]

But it is a minority not a majority who say this. no need to go around stating it as a fact

You might have been refused DFK for different reasons not looks btw

Hostile tone again. I don't have a grudge against any SPs but it seems you have a grudge against me.

[KatieEdinburgh]

What makes you say this?

Gut instinct that is all.

I have no idea if your mouth is clean or not as I’ve never seen you. But it’s a possibility that’s the reason, is all I said. Which is true, it is possible

Other people can make up their own minds. Your phrasing of wanting Laura to “eat her own words” to prove her wrong just rings alarm bells to me.

Since my FK lacking punts with two of the best DFK providers, I decided not to punt at all, but I will return, just to prove Laura wrong by seeing her at HoD, provided she is willing to see me. I really would love to challenge Laura and make her eat her own words.

Instead of punt for your own enjoyment you want to punt to prove her wrong ?

I won’t be the only one who thinks it is strange…

[KatieEdinburgh]

Hostile tone again. I don't have a grudge against any SPs but it seems you have a grudge against me.

No grudge i believe this is the first time we have interacted

But trying helpful suggestions as to reasons that you will avoid disappointment in the future.
That’s the last from me about it now. goodbye

[iq129]

Gut instinct that is all.

I have no idea if your mouth is clean or not as I’ve never seen you. But it’s a possibility that’s the reason, is all I said. Which is true, it is possible

Other people can make up their own minds. Your phrasing of wanting Laura to “eat her own words” to prove her wrong just rings alarm bells to me.

Instead of punt for your own enjoyment you want to punt to prove her wrong ?

I won’t be the only one who thinks it is strange…

None of the above gives any evidence as to why you said this: "Sounds like he holds a grudge against plenty other SPs imo".

Grudge against not just one or two SPs but against plenty of them. Where? Why? How? This is the worst and most insulting and defamatory comment I have come across in many years here. Falsely shaming a punter is not within the rules of the forum which is supposed to serve the interests of the punter.

You could simply have said sorry for the misunderstanding or something along those lines instead of defending yourself against that completely false and nasty comment.

[iq129]

No grudge i believe this is the first time we have interacted

But trying helpful suggestions as to reasons that you will avoid disappointment in the future.
That’s the last from me about it now. goodbye

Accusing me of having a grudge against plenty of other SPs is what you consider to be "helpful suggestions". It's a shame that you have failed to substantiate these allegations against me and have decided to say goodbye after hurting my feelings and shaming me on this forum.

[iq129]

Haha...of course I will let you book me even if it is for this weird reason (hoping I will refuse to DFK you because you're so unattractive lol).
 
I won't be in London until the summer is over now though.

I have actually met a few SP recently who have told me that they only DFK with men they find attractive. But I still don't think that is normal and quite unprofessional really but I guess it's up to them.

Ps. Thank you OP for the review x

@Katie Edinburgh - Just read Laura's lovely reply, and compare it to all your replies.

Laura took my comments in good spirit and with laughter, and you're the one who got carried away and started attacking me. I will now see Laura, and I don't care if she kisses me or not. I will see her just for the lovely person she is.

It is ladies like Laura that make me happy with their attitude, unlike you with your arrogant attitude.

Good luck with your future endeavours.

[daviemac]

Superb review of a top class lady.

I am glad that Laura posts here from time to time, and I am hoping she reads my post.

Whenever, on this forum, I express my frustration at not receiving DFK from the greatest DFK providers, Laura comes out to boost my low self esteem. Thank you Laura.

Laura keeps insisting that escorts, especially herself, do not discriminate between handsome and ugly men when it comes to quality of service, especially DFK.

This review is making me feel like returning to punting, and to see Laura just to prove her totally wrong.

Since my FK lacking punts with two of the best DFK providers, I decided not to punt at all, but I will return, just to prove Laura wrong by seeing her at HoD, provided she is willing to see me. I really would love to challenge Laura and make her eat her own words.

As for the OP, all I can say is that you are one lucky guy to have experienced top service from Laura. I am happy for you but am also envious at the same time.

What are you hoping to gain by posting this? this site is not a chat platform between punters and escorts and your membership should be kept to yourself.

[iq129]

What are you hoping to gain by posting this? this site is not a chat platform between punters and escorts and your membership should be kept to yourself.

The lady (Katie Edinburgh) made false allegations against me, and I sought to clear my name. I understand your point, and I will therefore not post on this matter anymore. Sorry for this situation.

[iq129]

What are you hoping to gain by posting this? this site is not a chat platform between punters and escorts and your membership should be kept to yourself.

In hindsight, I do see that I went off topic, and I agree with your comments. I did get carried away but in the future I will do my best to keep within limits. Thank you.

[speakercat]

Superb review of a top class lady.

I am glad that Laura posts here from time to time, and I am hoping she reads my post.

Whenever, on this forum, I express my frustration at not receiving DFK from the greatest DFK providers, Laura comes out to boost my low self esteem. Thank you Laura.

Laura keeps insisting that escorts, especially herself, do not discriminate between handsome and ugly men when it comes to quality of service, especially DFK.

This review is making me feel like returning to punting, and to see Laura just to prove her totally wrong.

Since my FK lacking punts with two of the best DFK providers, I decided not to punt at all, but I will return, just to prove Laura wrong by seeing her at HoD, provided she is willing to see me. I really would love to challenge Laura and make her eat her own words.

As for the OP, all I can say is that you are one lucky guy to have experienced top service from Laura. I am happy for you but am also envious at the same time.

all of these posts are absolutely drowning in red flags