MF couples massage – niche experience but might be useful to others.
External Link/Members OnlyPrice: 1hr for £130 (couple), with an additional £60pp for sensual hand release.
Long-standing fantasy of my civilian girlfriend to experience a “happy ending” massage together. We looked into options and couldn’t find anywhere else in London (or really in the UK) offering this type of MF couples session in a semi-legit setting, so this was our best bet.
Would welcome info from anyone who’s found other places open to this kind of shared experience?
Our fallback would’ve been MF full-service providers, but we were curious to try this massage-led route.
Location:
Right in the heart of London (Shaftesbury Ave). Not discreet—entrance is public, and the shop is up a few flights of stairs, so not ideal for those with mobility needs.
Experience:
It’s a well-established shop with a decent rep, higher-end pricing. No pre-booking as usual, just walk in and they’ll ask, “lady, man or ladyboy or a mix?”
We were paired with two warm, funny Thai women in their early 40s. Lots of playful teasing at first, but it became clear about 10 minutes in that sensual extras were on the table.
By around the 20-minute mark, we were both nude, and while they don’t offer topless or body-to-body (seems to be policy), they did push the massage beds together so we could be close and fully share the experience.
I won’t overdescribe, but a very relaxed vibe, mutual stimulation, handplay, and assistance from the therapists. After my partner climaxed, they shifted focus to me with a playful four/six-handed finale.
Conclusion:
It was expensive for what it is, but for a once-in-a-while adventure together, especially one you can’t easily find in the UK, it felt worth it. Staff were respectful and kept the energy light and fun throughout.
