Meet happened today.
I Messaged her and response was quick, she sent the postcode and I made my way over. I notified her I arrived and there was no response for a solid 10mins before she hit me with the typical '5mins', so I waited exactly 5mins before messaging her again and she finally answered. She sent me a bunch of instructions to enter the apartment as apparently a light was broken and it was nearly pitch black in there.
Once I was finally done playing detective in the dark, I entered and immediately the energy from her was bad. She didn't smile and gave me the most lackluster greeting imaginable. My guts told me to walk but she was wearing an open robe and her mammaries were screaming my name so I handed over the goods for 1 hour which was £180. She was wearing an open robe and she has quite the hanging belly, which is hidden in her photos.
She pointed towards the bathroom and a towel, so I entered and it was a disgusting mess. Shower was dirty from previous punters, toilet had piss all on the seat and the floor was a messy joke. She would have to pay me to shower in that mess. This is something I would expect in a pump and dump brothel, not an sp who's charging £180 p/h, there's a very high chance she's doing a conveyer belt system with the state of the bathroom. Anyway, I returned and she made a sly comment about me not showering. That's strike number 2 now, alas I continued and got undressed.
The punt started and there was some mutual touching, I tried to kiss her and she kept moving away, and stated she 'don't do deep only outside' so I thought fine whatever let's try enjoy what I've paid for. The next 20mins consisted of her simply existing while I played with her mammaries. It was like touching a corpse that was stuck on repeat full of fake moans, absolute piss take for £180 p/h so that's strike number 3. At this point I'm pretty pissed so I request a titwank and I straddle her and finish within a couple of minutes. At this point I'm now realising I can't bare to be an hour with this walking corpse so I request to make the booking 30mins and she obliges, before quickly changing her mind and saying its 45. I correct her stating its been less than 30mins but she's not having any of it and hands me the remaining cash back for 45mins, which was priced at £150. As I was leaving she grabbed and wrapped a towel around her, this was the same towel she offered me... so more potential hygiene issues there. Punt ends, I grab my stuff and leave pretty frustrated.
Lads
avoid this one, she lacks enthusiasm, work area is unhygienic and it's a expensive waste of time, if it was cheaper it would be worth the effort. Avoid.
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