Profile:External Link/Members OnlyHer listed extras on AW have been trimmed down since my booking. Looks like she’s cut a lot out - probably to avoid rows with punters calling her out.
Logistics:Booking was quick and smooth. She was very responsive via SMS, replying within minutes.
Location:The in-call was a small but modern flat near Aldgate East.
Bathroom was clean, and the shower was solid.The bedroom was tiny and cluttered with suitcases - not exactly a professional setup IMO.
I arrived on foot from Aldgate Station, about a 15-minute walk.
Looks:She’s the girl in the pictures. Great body, Instagram fitness model level, definitely no catfishing.
She's wearing a lot of makeup in the pics, but still pretty hot without though in RL. (Attached a pic from her profile that looks like her the most)
Profile says she’s 25, which seems about right.
Pricing & Services:She sent me a ridiculously long list of extras via SMS. I should’ve seen this as a major red flag.
I paid £120 for 30 mins, which supposedly included:
- Protected sex
- Massage
- Hand job
- Oral with condom
- "Light French kissing"
Extras: I paid another £20 for OWO
The session:Things went downhill fast.
I’m more the GFE type - if there’s no warmth, no connection, I can struggle to get hard or stay hard. And it became clear after a few mins, that this was
not going to be a GFE.
As I started kissing and undressing her, i went down to kiss her breasts. She pulls away and says, that’s extra. WTF?! (I checked afterwards - not even listed in her extras she sent me)
Also the “light French kissing” was a joke - just quick, dry pecks. Where's the Brazilian passion!
We moved on to the bed and i asked her to start with OW, but again she goes for the up sell of OWO. I gave in though, thinking I’ll probably need all the stimulation I could get.
Her OWO was absolutely terrible though. Zero technique, stopping constantly, no rhythm.
She gave up on that after a few minutes though, and offered a massage instead. I asked her if 69 was option, which normally gets me in the mood, especially if they have an amazing body. But apparently that was an extra too... FFS, Of course it is!
So I went with the massage, hoping it might get me in the mood. But in hindsight, it was clearly just a tactic to run down the clock.
After that she tells me time was nearly up. I was shocked, it felt like only 15 mins had passed and nothing had even happened. Nearly kicked off, but held it in.
Pushed for her to resume the blowjob, but same stop-start, no effort. I tell her to just keep going without stopping and I barely managed to get hard in time. Right before I cum, she reminds me CIM was extra (upselling right to the bitter fucking end!), so switched to handjob to finish.
Overall:Hard avoid!!This was hands-down the worst punt I’ve had in 15 years. Also the most expensive 30-minute session I’ve ever paid for. I didn’t even get to fuck her!
She was also checking her phone at every chance she got. Easy to see how she replies to messages so fast.
Major clock-watcher: she reminds me exactly 25 minutes after I entered the flat (not 25 minutes into the actual action) that I had 5 minutes left. Didn’t factor in the initial chat, showering, or the time wasted upselling and faffing about. Fucking Ferengi
Great body, but lazy, frigid and greedy. Extra charges everywhere (if RyanAir did escorts...
). Total waste of time and money!
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