External Link/Members Only Booked this place by text without any problems. Immediate reply and one hour booking confirmed along with a postcode. A B2B option at £85 and a sensual massage at £65 was offered by text. I opted for the £85 option and asked which girl was on, but was simply assured I wouldn’t be disappointed. To be honest I thought this was a red flag but decided to go ahead anyway.
I later drove there, parked down a side street and dropped them a text and received an instant response giving me a house number and directions. The place is on a main road which was very busy, but hiding in plain sight was easy.
I was met by a girl at the door, there being no need to knock. She gestured for me to take my shoes off in the hallway and I placed them next to a much larger pair.
I followed her up the stairs and discovered that unfortunately she spoke no English at all, just gestured to the massage table. She had an old dressing gown on and a red nightie on underneath. Not a good start.
I stripped naked and lay face down in the large clean room and was hoping for the best. She got herself naked straight away and sorted some music out on her phone. She was about a size 12, maybe mid 40’s with large breasts, a nice arse and a trimmed bush. I wasn’t too displeased by what I saw but prefer them petite and skinny.
She started the massage which was a series of bodily presses with no oil and far from sensuous but was very firm. This seemed to go on for ever, and I was getting bored and frustrated. I thought things were looking up when she climbed on the table and knelt with her knees either side of my head. As I was face down, I could only stroke her arse and legs. This was accompanied by heavy breathing on her part. I guess she thought this was sensuous. She then proceeded to slide up and down with only her tits in contact with my back. She asked me to turn over and slid up a down a couple of times before starting an oily wank. I tried a couple of pussy strokes, but she moved my hand away. With about 5 minutes to go I decided I could do better and took over. She put her face close to my cock and blew over it. A waste of time and money but I did manage to ask her name, it was Amy.
