This was as dismal as punting can get. She was cold, bossy and uncooperative from the start.
External Link/Members OnlyI didn't think she was anywhere near as attractive as she looks in her profile, possibly because she had a face like a slapped arse from the moment I arrived; she'd tied her hair back, too, which always irritates me. You're there to entertain me, pet, not do the fucking housework, and I expect you to at least try to look your best.
In a spirit of optimism I'd paid an extra £10 for kissing, which was a dead loss. Some mugs never learn. There was no playing with her to warm up, in fact she did everything she could to prevent me laying a glove on her. She kept fidgeting during RO, "not there" and "not like that" before mumbling something about bacteria. Fuck sake, if you don't want to do it don't pretend to offer it. For the blowjob she positioned herself between my legs to make sure her body was completely out of reach. She vetoed 69, obviously.
She wouldn't let me pin her legs back in mish, in fact I could barely get going at all, so switched to doggy and gave her a decent rattle before laying back for her to finish me off by hand. Even then she made sure she was positioned out of reach, and after a couple of minutes I just packed it in out of sheer boredom, and left with about 15 minutes left on the clock.
All in all the worst punt I can remember for a very long time. Maybe I caught her on a bad day, or maybe she's sick of the job, but either way she just seemed irritated I was there at all. She's in the familiar place in Oadby, and for half an hour including kissing I wasted £90.
