Night - Diva Escorts, Bond Street

[twisted512]

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Meet: March 2025
Location: Bond Street
Comms: Very good and quick response from Diva
£200 for the hour

As always I leave these things last minute as I never know when I'll be in London and be free for a meet. Usually, I would go to Olina as I've never really been let down by them and they are easy to contact and respond quickly. But, this time, after ogling Diva escorts for so long I decided to give them a bell. Now I find it difficult to get above £200 for a punt.

Anyway, I do a search on Diva site for local to Oxford Circus and £200. I see Night and her vids look amazing. Especially the black fishnet thing. Yep. Let’s see if she is available. Shoot a text to Diva, they confirm with Night that she is available, sent the address and off I go 10 mins later.

Place is a short walk from Bond Street in some flat. Road was a little busy but I don’t really care about that. Rang the buzzer, let in and I go throw the door. Straight away a camera lights up a blue LED and a voice (I think ED-209 from Robocop) says 'You are under surveillance; you are under surveillance'. ERm. Ok. Up one flight of stairs. Knock and she does the door open but hiding behind it thing.

The Girl: about 5'4 and underwhelming tbh. Wearing some generic lingerie that I cannot even remember now. Was barefoot and I did not really like her feet. No painted toes and just a bit meh. False, Brat style eyelashes. Was slim with puppy fat but not gym toned. Honestly, was like someone from a night out in Romford. I’d say she was 22/23. I can’t really tell.

Anyway, the loaded ballsack was dictating my thinking. I wish I had walked. Anyway, into the bedroom. money exchanged. I think she was surprised I asked for a shower. So, into the shower, functional enough. and back in the room.

She was engaging enough but it all seemed a bit mechanical. What I didn’t like though was how everything was on her terms. 'No RO' when I asked to go down on her. 'oh' I replied. 'Its on my preferences list on the site'. oh, and no sucking her nipples (she had nice tits). And she was right. After spending 5 mins getting to the Diva site on her phone to show me the list. I apologised and said Its my fault I didn’t read the preferences. School boy error but I've never had this from a WG before. You live and learn. It went downhill from there.

She put on the rubber for covered oral. She got me hard but it just seemed perfunctionary. I asked her to do cowgirl. she did, and all the time held the base of my cock with her fingers as she rode me. I think this is some trick as. I came pretty quick. I was done. Didn’t want to be there and I said 'I think I'll go'. She did try to make me stay but I wasn’t into it. Got dressed and went.

Overall. Why is this a negative when it was my fault, I did not check out all the preferences? I think it was just I didn’t find her that attractive, I didn’t feel overly welcome, it was pure business and it was boring. For £200 I think its overly expensive even if I had known her services beforehand. Others may have a different experience.

[Momodan38]

Unlucky OP. Hope the next one is better.

BTW, I always disregard videos where the SP goes out of her way to hide her face. She’s obviously hiding something.

[twisted512]

Thanks

Learned that lesson and won't be making the same mistake

[deg_dilemma]

Unlucky OP. Hope the next one is better.

BTW, I always disregard videos where the SP goes out of her way to hide her face. She’s obviously hiding something.

Me too - I thought she looks lovely in the photos but when I watched the video it's a red flag that she doesn't show her face. The photos themselves look AI'd almost to the point of looking like cartoons.

[Stevelondon]

Cheers for that.
Hey we live and learn. Well………. That’s supposed to be the way it goes but we all know it doesn’t always work that way.

Yes schoolboy errors.
Not looking at profile properly.
A definite also is why the face pics then face hidden in video ???
Lastly……… even when the brain in your pants says yes. Go with the one in your head……… should have walked.

But punting is what it is. Thanks for the review and better luck next time 👍🏻

[Ivor Hunch]

thanks for the review.

have to say, was in danger of being seduced by the videos

[Munter84]

Diva's airbrushing and photo editing really is outrageous. Half the girls look like they could be sisters, if not twins.

[twisted512]

thanks for the review.

have to say, was in danger of being seduced by the videos

Glad i could help!

[brandnewday75]

Shame you had such a disappointing meeting.

It’s seems that you have to spend at least 350+ with London agencies now to make sure of a decent meeting.

I look at her profile every time I’m in London but like you say the lack of simple services like FK put me off.

I also found an agency website with a face picture and was a bit underwhelmed! If I can find it again (and I assume it’s ok) I’ll post the link here.