External Link/Members OnlyWhere: House on Westmead Road, Sutton. 10 minutes walk from Carshalton station. The house is divided into four flats, all of which are used by Brazilian girls. For the first time ever, there was a car in the driveway today but still space for one more car and plenty of parking on Westmead Road and side roads too if you are coming by car. I walked from my own home, a few minutes away.
When: Sunday 27th April 2:10pm
Paid: £60 for 15 minutes
The Punt: Anyone who has read the "what's left on your bucketlist" thread will know why I lined this punt up. The vivastreet ad shows a video of Amanda in a cos-play Robin (as in 'Batman &...") outfit, and on seeing it I knew I wanted to fuck her whilst she was wearing it. I sent texts on Friday asking if she had the outfit and can wear it and got an immediate reply saying she could and only takes advance bookings. On Saturday, I couldn't get out of the house at all, so I texted her again to book an appointment for today (Sunday) and reconfirmed if she could wear the outfit. The reply came back saying she starts at 2pm and could 100% wear it. I booked in for 2pm and was thoroughly looking forward to it.
Sunday afternoon rolls around and I walk to Westmead Road, having been given the postcode but not full address in the initial texts. I was 99% sure I knew which house it would be, having been there 4-5 times before, but needed confirmation it was and which flat within exactly. Come 2pm I am stood opposite the house in question and I text saying I'm on the road and please confirm which number. A reply follows a few minutes later saying she's doing her make-up and to give her a minute. 5 minutes pass, with me walking up and down the road trying not to look too obvious, when she replies again saying "are you here?", so I have to reply saying that yes, I'm on the road but you still haven't confirmed which house to go to. A couple of minutes pass and I finally get a text saying it's the house I thought it was and the only flat within I had not been to to date, down an alley way to the right hand side of the house. Her reply says to text again when I'm there rather than knock. So, I get to the door within seconds and text to say I'm already there. A couple of minutes pass and she finally replies again to say "found it?". I'm in the midst of rolling my eyes and firing off another text to repeat the earlier one when she finally comes to the door.
She is the woman in the photos, albeit they have been airbrushed and photoshopped to ridiculous extremes. Rather than the toned gym fit body in the photos, she has a figure like a melting candle, with droopy boobs, a big pear shaped (natural) bottom that's already given up all attempts to defy gravity and started overhanging her legs, as well as a bulging stomach. She comes to the door in a black bra and panties and ushers me in. On getting into the flat, my first question is, of course, "have you got the outfit?" and she shrugs and says "what?". So I repeat myself, saying "do you have the outfit in your video? The one you said you could wear?". Again, she shrugs and looks at me like I'm stupid, before asking "which outfit?". I have a screen grab of it on my phone, so I bring it up and show it to her. "Oh no baby, I no have" she replies. I'm clearly crestfallen, but ask if she can get the outfit if I come back later in the week, to which she replies "Just here one week. No can get the costume. But I give you good sex". I should have walked there and then, as she (or whoever handles her texts) had got me to go there under false pretences, and despite having a very pretty face, her body wasn't doing it for me at all - but I stupidly decided to go ahead with the punt anyway. She asked how long, so I said 30 minutes for £80, before coming to my senses and asking her what was included in that. She described the most vanilla punt ever, saying 30 minutes gets you a covered blowjob and sex. I asked if I could lick her too and she again just shrugs and says "no, extra". I can see this is going to be shit, so I say "you know what, I'll just do 15 minutes then" and hand over £60.
I get undressed whilst she just stands there watching me. There's no attempt to be friendly or come over and kiss me or anything, she just stands there watching and waiting for me to get onto the bed. What follows is easily the worst punt I can recall. I get onto the bed and she finally takes off her underwear to make even clearer what was already obvious - she has the saggy breasts and stomach of a woman twice her age. She takes a condom out before even touching me and tries rolling it onto my completely flacid cock before starting an incredibly unenthusiastic blowjob. The moment her lips touch my cock she starts this ridiculous porno moaning too, as if a flacid cock in her mouth is the height of sexual stimulation for her. I close my eyes and try and think happy thoughts, already realising this is a car wreck of a punt. I try and turn myself on by stroking her arse and tits, but she positions herself so that the best I can do is put my hand on her arse and occasionally grab at one of her boobs, despite her doing her best to ensure her arms are in the way. The blowjob isn't getting her anywhere, but the stupid moaning noises continue. Eventually, she stands-up as if to say she's ready for sex, and asks me what position I want. I look down at my sad flacid cock and point out the obvious "but I'm not even hard yet", so she visibly shrugs and goes back to blowing it. This time she's positioned herself so that she's even more out of reach for any touching or fondling too. It gets to the point that I'm a bit harder but more through me using my imagination than anything she's doing, so I stand up and wank myself harder whilst she lies on the bed and starts applying a fistful of lube to her uninviting fanny (it's like the open mouth on a retarded kid, not the tidy tight looking pussy you'd hope for). I slide into her in missionary and start pumping away, now simply trying to cum so I can get this over with if I'm perfectly honest. Again, she does the fake porno moaning but if I look at her face she's either scowling or has a completely vacant look on her face, like someone who is thinking about that dry cleaning that needs doing or something equally dull. I keep pumping away, looking at the wall instead and trying to think of something sexier than the disinterested Brazilian underneath me, but it's getting me no closer. I ask her to switch to doggy to see if that will help, so she rolls over onto her front, right in the middle of the bed, and applies even more lube before guiding me in. There's almost no feeling whilst fucking her. I don't know if its because she's applied so much lube or if she has the loosest pussy I've encountered, but really it's doing nothing for me. I thrust away anyway, in the hopes of getting somewhere but it quickly becomes obvious this isn't going to get any better no matter how long I stick at it. I pull out and ask her to wank me off instead. I lie on my back and she removes the condom and starts a handjob. I try and reach over to fondle her boobs whilst she does so, but on running a hand over one of her nipples she recoils and says "no, too sensitive". So, basically, I have to lie there like a dead fish, whilst she gives me a hand job. Even that is done with zero enthusiasm, and whenever her technique gets close to actually turning me on and I make a noise to indicate "that's the spot" she changes what she's doing and the feeling passes. After about two minutes of this, she just stops and says "now you". So I ask what she means, so she says "you do it". So, she wants me to pay her but wank myself, all whilst I'm not even allowed to touch her. I start wanking myself, but then the absurdity of the whole situation hits me and I stop and just say to her "you know what, forget it". I get up and start getting dressed. She asks "you no like?" as if she's done anything in this whole encounter that would endear her to me. I don't even reply, I just get my clothes on as quickly as I can whilst she stands there watching. Once I'm dressed, she seems to finally twig I'm leaving and starts to reach for her underwear so she can get dressed to walk me to the door. I can't be bothered waiting any more, so I just say "don't bother, I'll see myself out" and walk straight to the door and do just that.
Put simply, the worst punt I've had to date. I should not have ignored all the red flags at the start, like her tardy time keeping, the fact that she knew nothing of the costume request and that her photos were all edited to make her look ten times better than the reality. She has a pretty face, but that's it. She's clearly not someone who enjoys this line of work and seems to think she'll get by even if she puts no effort in. The only positive for me in the whole thing was that by going to that flat, I had completed the full set in that particular house, having now shagged a different woman in each of the four flats. It's just a shame that to get the full set I had to have the worst experience of the lot.
Avoid avoid avoid.
(I immediately drove to Wimbledon to go to another place to finish the job she couldn't, of which a report will follow shortly)
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