Funny things reviewers say

[Stevelondon]

I was just perusing t’interweb and came across this agency. Kind of a fetish escort place so I thought I’d take a look.
One of the ladies caught my eye so had a gander at her profile of sorts. Usual nationality, fees, services etc.

Then she had a few reviews listed. Just snippets of sorts.
But one made me laugh.

So this is the quote,

“Leila is very intelligent and has mastered the art of domination. She is happy to accommodate and is particularly good at playing a character. Downside is that she ends 1hr after 40min. This happened twice”


 
 

I bet he was that bloke who years ago wrote into that tv prog where viewers could air their views abd opinions on what they had seen.
A licence payer wrote that the Benny Hill Show was offensive.
It didn’t get any better when he watched the repeat. 😂

[pbrown355]

Surely that's good dominating!

[Stevelondon]

Surely that's good dominating!

What’s great dominating. ?
Telling you to fuck off after she’s taken the money. 

[puntingking]

When you read a review and the punter types at the end of the review "treat her well". It is funny because the punter is paying the wg to treat him well   

[alabama1]

When you read a review and the punter types at the end of the review "treat her well". It is funny because the punter is paying the wg to treat him well   

1. " treat her well" is a request by the reviewer for the punter not to harm/abuse the WG.
2. It's not " funny", it's annoying!