The Lady:
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External Link/Members OnlyTL;DR - I should have walked. I
truly took one for the team. Learn from my mistake.
Cost: £90 for 30mins. OW & Doggy.
Comms: OK, but clearly run by someone with English as a second langage.
The details:
It has been a hard day. I was in the mood for something milfy, and Mandy caught my eye. She was within easy walking distance from the centre of town, on the topic floor of a tower of flats. Her photos looked ok, and her price was a tenner less than most English girls.
The first thing I noticed when I stepped inside was her corset covering her considerable belly. That never came off, which probably was for the best. And despite her bulk and her youth her arse was
saggy somehow.
When we got down to business she was so clueless it would have been funny had I not paid for the privilege. Her oral was shallow and bored. I took it as a challenge and returned the favour, trying to stir some life into the moment - she was not as clean as she should have been. Doggy style was oh-kay … but I was started to flag, so I opted to pop on her tits - which she
declined, suggesting I pop on her legs instead.
WAT? So, yeah. She was inept, disinterested, unwilling to try, and not a looker. I’ve played this game for a decade or so, and had my share of bad punts, but this took the absolute biscuit. She’s in the wrong job.
Stay away. Learn from my mistake.
