Author Topic: Fully qualified English massage therapist - Lisa - Bloxwich  (Read 6664 times)

Offline Razzamatazz

Having been out the game for a short while, and not wanting to post reviews of repeat visits to ones I've reviewed recently, I took the TOFT on a new ad I noticed on Gumtree for an English masseuse in the Walsall area.

She has strict rules on what you can and can't do in terms of contact, and that's due to personal reasons - so messaging via WhatsApp isn't something shes happy with, so ultimately discretion is required both ways and messaging only via text.

Contacted for a last minute massage one evening, and received a prompt response - was told she works at a legit spa during the day, and has access to a beauty salon for male clients in evenings and weekends outside of salon hours.

Arrived wearing a professional massage tunic and led into the back entrance of the establishment, to an upstairs treatment room and on a beauty / massage bed. Got undressed and she remained in the room, and wasn't sure what to expect as the messaging had been very vague initially so totally expected a legit massage without covering. Initially requested massage of the glutes and legs so worked with that from the off.

Lisa is lovely, talkative and personable, so was able to put me at ease immediately. Massage began on the back of the thighs, up to the groin with lovely occasional as touches on the old sack, which then proceeded further upon raising of the hips to greater teasing and fondling of the crown jewels.

She then proceeded to massage the buttocks and then involved a lovely bit of anal rubbing and in-between the buttocks which was quite delightful. She commented on the fact that this sort of massage was quite a departure from her day job which is quite controlled and focused as you can imagine, with no potential for any gluteal or groin massage in the spa she works at and obviously covered. I took that as this being supplementary work she enjoyed, which was a positive.

The turn over proceeded with a very close inner thigh massage up to the groin, with further touches on the balls, leading to a progressive palming of my semi erect shaft and head with every subsequent long leg strokes along my quads from top to bottom.

This followed by a massage to the stomach area and further teases of my penis and head, with progressively greater grabs and squeezing of the shaft with each stroke of the body, seemingly less accidental as time went on.

Finally, she asked the question if I would like HR, which was welcomed. What proceeded was a focused, sensual, and teasing HR with smiles and plenty of eye contact, until completion whereby I exploded into her hands and joyful look on her face, as she squeezed every last drop out of my sensitive head. Cleaned up with wipes and tissue, and paid the 50 for the 30 mins. 30 for the massage, 20 HR. She also does 50 mins which I believe is 50 and 20 HR.

Would Definitely return.

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Thanks for the review, sounds interesting looks wise any touching aloud

Offline Razzamatazz

Cheers mate, I didn't ask but I guess she's the type that would warm to you over time... possibly. She was a slim build, blonde (if I remember correctly) and about late thirties, but I'm not great with ages. Hope that helps.

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Cheers mate, I didn't ask but I guess she's the type that would warm to you over time... possibly. She was a slim build, blonde (if I remember correctly) and about late thirties, but I'm not great with ages. Hope that helps.
Would you consider her attractive in a way or average looking

Offline Jumping Jack Flash

Personally speaking, the quest for a female, English massage therapist is a bit of a holy grail. This one sounds promising but there does seem to be a lot of hoops to jump through which puts me off a little. I might try this one though because sometimes it really does pay to be patient with the provider.

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Having been out the game for a short while, and not wanting to post reviews of repeat visits to ones I've reviewed recently, I took the TOFT on a new ad I noticed on Gumtree for an English masseuse in the Walsall area.

She has strict rules on what you can and can't do in terms of contact, and that's due to personal reasons - so messaging via WhatsApp isn't something shes happy with, so ultimately discretion is required both ways and messaging only via text.

Contacted for a last minute massage one evening, and received a prompt response - was told she works at a legit spa during the day, and has access to a beauty salon for male clients in evenings and weekends outside of salon hours.

Arrived wearing a professional massage tunic and led into the back entrance of the establishment, to an upstairs treatment room and on a beauty / massage bed. Got undressed and she remained in the room, and wasn't sure what to expect as the messaging had been very vague initially so totally expected a legit massage without covering. Initially requested massage of the glutes and legs so worked with that from the off.

Lisa is lovely, talkative and personable, so was able to put me at ease immediately. Massage began on the back of the thighs, up to the groin with lovely occasional as touches on the old sack, which then proceeded further upon raising of the hips to greater teasing and fondling of the crown jewels.

She then proceeded to massage the buttocks and then involved a lovely bit of anal rubbing and in-between the buttocks which was quite delightful. She commented on the fact that this sort of massage was quite a departure from her day job which is quite controlled and focused as you can imagine, with no potential for any gluteal or groin massage in the spa she works at and obviously covered. I took that as this being supplementary work she enjoyed, which was a positive.

The turn over proceeded with a very close inner thigh massage up to the groin, with further touches on the balls, leading to a progressive palming of my semi erect shaft and head with every subsequent long leg strokes along my quads from top to bottom.

This followed by a massage to the stomach area and further teases of my penis and head, with progressively greater grabs and squeezing of the shaft with each stroke of the body, seemingly less accidental as time went on.

Finally, she asked the question if I would like HR, which was welcomed. What proceeded was a focused, sensual, and teasing HR with smiles and plenty of eye contact, until completion whereby I exploded into her hands and joyful look on her face, as she squeezed every last drop out of my sensitive head. Cleaned up with wipes and tissue, and paid the 50 for the 30 mins. 30 for the massage, 20 HR. She also does 50 mins which I believe is 50 and 20 HR.

Would Definitely return.

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Great review thanks, will definitely give this one a try, hopefully idiots don't harass her and scare her off.
Where about in Bloxwich was it? I'm just thinking about safe parking.
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Offline Jasonk71

Pity she doesn't do one hour sessions

Offline Fruitshoot81

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50 mins so she can turn around on the hour. I'm booked for Monday so will see how it goes.
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Seems she may be a bit difficult to contact:
This is on Gumtree ad
"IM ASKING NICELY PLEASE DO NOT TEXT ME ON WHATS APP & DO NOT RING/TEXT ON MY DAY OFF SATURDAYS & AFTER 8.00 ON ANY EVENING THANK YOU - PLEASE RESPECT THIS IS MY QUALITY TIME OUT OF BOTH WORK PLACES WITH FAMILY
MANY THANKS" So I sent her an email from the Gumtree ad and received this back, Please can you not email phone or text many thanks. So if I can't email phone or text how do I make contact? :D :D

Offline fredhiggins

Seems she may be a bit difficult to contact:
This is on Gumtree ad
"IM ASKING NICELY PLEASE DO NOT TEXT ME ON WHATS APP & DO NOT RING/TEXT ON MY DAY OFF SATURDAYS & AFTER 8.00 ON ANY EVENING THANK YOU - PLEASE RESPECT THIS IS MY QUALITY TIME OUT OF BOTH WORK PLACES WITH FAMILY
MANY THANKS" So I sent her an email from the Gumtree ad and received this back, Please can you not email phone or text many thanks. So if I can't email phone or text how do I make contact? :D :D

The executive summary for you is

Don't WhatsApp
Don't contact on Saturdays
Don't contact after 8pm
Contact is by text - this will mean SMS
« Last Edit: April 24, 2025, 01:53:25 pm by fredhiggins »

Offline Topazman

Thanks for the review, sounds interesting looks wise any touching aloud

What does she actually look like? Age, Height, Size etc?  :) :)

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The executive summary for you is

Don't WhatsApp
Don't contact on Saturdays
Don't contact after 8pm
Contact is by text - this will mean SMS

The Executive summary does not work, I Re-Quote her message in reply to my email "Please can you not email phone or text many thanks" Good job I have a back up plan.

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I've messaged her today and she seems perfectly pleasant, no attitude or issues at all. I'm self employed so totally understand not wanting to be harassed on days off, d9nt see the issue with setting a few guide lines.
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I've messaged her today and she seems perfectly pleasant, no attitude or issues at all. I'm self employed so totally understand not wanting to be harassed on days off, d9nt see the issue with setting a few guide lines.

Me neither, but I took her day off to mean Saturday and I replied to her today (Thursday) through her own ad, by email, which she must have put in place. Not suggesting she has attitude, just confused as to how I should contact her if I cannot Phone Text or Email. Plenty more fish in the sea, as they say.

Offline JontyR

The Executive summary does not work, I Re-Quote her message in reply to my email "Please can you not email phone or text many thanks" Good job I have a back up plan.
Carrier pigeon it is.

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I've messaged her today and she seems perfectly pleasant, no attitude or issues at all. I'm self employed so totally understand not wanting to be harassed on days off, d9nt see the issue with setting a few guide lines.
You've done more than that, check your PM inbox.

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I'm happy to do this on here in public! She messaged me as someone told her there was a post about her and is very upset so I asked if the post could be removed! You came back all Billy big balls mouthing off!
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I'm happy to do this on here in public! She messaged me as someone told her there was a post about her and is very upset so I asked if the post could be removed! You came back all Billy big balls mouthing off!
I sent you a PM to find out what you were playing at discussing a review with a service provider to keep it private, however your attitude and the fact you are totally out of order discussing reviews with service providers and asking for them to be removed has earned you a ban. The site rules make it very clear that reviews do NOT get removed.

As you have made it public I'll let others decide if this -
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What do you think you are doing discussing another member's review with the SP, not the done thing on this site mate, we are here to benefit punters not to pander to escorts who are being fed information that should not be shared.
is me 'mouthing off'.
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Offline Razzamatazz

Well in terms of this new development she's tried to ring me out of the blue and texted saying I was a 'disgrace'. Thanks to whichever moron decided to go mouthing off to the SP about a review. What were you playing at?!
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Well in terms of this new development she's tried to ring me out of the blue and texted saying I was a 'disgrace'. Thanks to whichever moron decided to go mouthing off to the SP about a review. What were you playing at?!
Can’t understand why idiots do this to try to gain favour with a wg

Offline Razzamatazz

Can’t understand why idiots do this to try to gain favour with a wg

Exactly, what do they expect, special treatment?! You're a dollar sign much like every other punter to them. Its a simple transactional service.

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Well in terms of this new development she's tried to ring me out of the blue and texted saying I was a 'disgrace'. Thanks to whichever moron decided to go mouthing off to the SP about a review. What were you playing at?!
Have a guess which is true -

I've messaged her today

She messaged me

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Maybe trying to get some brownie points,  :D

Offline Razzamatazz

Have a guess which is true -

Cheers mate, seems like this total fruitloop (and fitting with his name) outed me due to my very recent review. Good he was banned.

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Well in terms of this new development she's tried to ring me out of the blue and texted saying I was a 'disgrace'. Thanks to whichever moron decided to go mouthing off to the SP about a review. What were you playing at?!



Oh wow you are banned then 🚫, for her service crazy big mouth, Spoiling for everybody else, it's a business transaction, nothing else

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Cheers mate, seems like this total fruitloop (and fitting with his name) outed me due to my very recent review. Good he was banned.


Maybe next time leave review a few weeks,

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Cheers mate, seems like this total fruitloop (and fitting with his name) outed me due to my very recent review. Good he was banned.
It's always best to keep your membership of this site to yourself and as has been said leave a little time before posting a review so you aren't connected to it.

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It's always best to keep your membership of this site to yourself and as has been said leave a little time before posting a review so you aren't connected to it.

Noted, thank you. I did post the review pretty much the night after so it was probably easy for her to work out having been informed by the other person. I'll try to space things out in future to maintain a degree of anonymity.
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Offline ronthebrummie

Her Gumtree ad has gone now, has she packed up?

Offline paul_davis

Yeah was going to ask the same

Offline Mhp2024

Still working, I msgd today but she was fully booked...

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Offline ronthebrummie

I noticed her ad is still on gumtree, sent a message but no reply.
Anyone else know if she’s still working?

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